eggnog recipe
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:42:50 GMT
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ingredients:
--one carton eggnog.
--bourbon. wild turkey if it's been a bad day.
how to:
open egg nog carton. smell it. take a small sip.
realize you forgot it reminds you of sweetened house paint.
wipe lipstick off of the carton.
put it in the back of the fridge and hope someone else drinks it.
pour wild turkey into a glass.
a coffee cup if it's been a bad day.
consume.
replay over and over in your head the part of the dennis miller rant
that goes: "you've made a serious vocational error if your job requires
you to wear a nametag."
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 25 Dec 2004 01:57:09 GMT
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>wipe lipstick off of the carton.
Nenslo only. Oh, thats right, we only wears the Lip stick when the Fleet is in.
>replay over and over in your head the part of the dennis miller rant
>that goes: "you've made a serious vocational error if your job requires
>you to wear a nametag."
>
Or get into "show business"
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 16:07:01 -0600
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On 25 Dec 2004 01:57:09 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
Skull) wrote:
>>wipe lipstick off of the carton.
>
>Nenslo only. Oh, thats right, we only wears the Lip stick when the Fleet is in.
>
>>replay over and over in your head the part of the dennis miller rant
>>that goes: "you've made a serious vocational error if your job requires
>>you to wear a nametag."
>>
>
>Or get into "show business"
>
Or order those American Psycho(tm) business cards.
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 17:57:23 -0800
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Eggnog IS sweetened house paint.
Call out the DUH dogs...
"SubGenius Spice" wrote in message
news:MPG.1c362d391642a2da989758@netnews.worldnet.att.net...
> ingredients:
>
> --one carton eggnog.
> --bourbon. wild turkey if it's been a bad day.
>
> how to:
>
> open egg nog carton. smell it. take a small sip.
> realize you forgot it reminds you of sweetened house paint.
> wipe lipstick off of the carton.
> put it in the back of the fridge and hope someone else drinks it.
>
> pour wild turkey into a glass.
> a coffee cup if it's been a bad day.
>
> consume.
>
> replay over and over in your head the part of the dennis miller rant
> that goes: "you've made a serious vocational error if your job requires
> you to wear a nametag."
>
>
>
>
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 04:40:37 GMT
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SubGenius Spice wrote in
news:MPG.1c362d391642a2da989758@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
> ingredients:
>
> --one carton eggnog.
> --bourbon. wild turkey if it's been a bad day.
>
If it has been a really bad day, just skip the eggnog and bourbon and get a
coupld bottles of Mogan David 20/20.
-phy
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 21:58:58 -0800
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"phy" wrote in message
news:Xns95C9E63B05B54phy00xyahoocom@69.28.186.121...
> SubGenius Spice wrote in
> news:MPG.1c362d391642a2da989758@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
>
> > ingredients:
> >
> > --one carton eggnog.
> > --bourbon. wild turkey if it's been a bad day.
> >
>
> If it has been a really bad day, just skip the eggnog and bourbon and get
a
> coupld bottles of Mogan David 20/20.
>
> -phy
THUNDERBIRD!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 25 Dec 2004 22:00:00 GMT
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>"phy" wrote in message
>news:Xns95C9E63B05B54phy00xyahoocom@69.28.186.121...
>> SubGenius Spice wrote in
>> news:MPG.1c362d391642a2da989758@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
>>
>> > ingredients:
>> >
>> > --one carton eggnog.
>> > --bourbon. wild turkey if it's been a bad day.
>> >
>>
>> If it has been a really bad day, just skip the eggnog and bourbon and get
>a
>> coupld bottles of Mogan David 20/20.
>>
>> -phy
>
>THUNDERBIRD!
>
>
A Good '04 Nighttrain goes well with a pack of Lance Crackers.
Served chilled by leaving the bottle out in the ally.
For formal festivaties, assure the brown paper bag is fresh and crisp. And
assure you guests have a empty trash dumpster to urinate behind.
Morgan David 20/20 is best served with half eaten sandwiches that have been
scrounged form McDonalds trash bins. Best used to washdown maggot ridden Big
Macs.
Thunderbird is only for those occasions that require group vomiting such as New
Years Eve, Easter service, or in line at the soup kitchen.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 14:48:59 -0800
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Personally, I prefer turpentine.
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
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> >"phy" wrote in message
> >news:Xns95C9E63B05B54phy00xyahoocom@69.28.186.121...
> >> SubGenius Spice wrote in
> >> news:MPG.1c362d391642a2da989758@netnews.worldnet.att.net:
> >>
> >> > ingredients:
> >> >
> >> > --one carton eggnog.
> >> > --bourbon. wild turkey if it's been a bad day.
> >> >
> >>
> >> If it has been a really bad day, just skip the eggnog and bourbon and
get
> >a
> >> coupld bottles of Mogan David 20/20.
> >>
> >> -phy
> >
> >THUNDERBIRD!
> >
> >
>
> A Good '04 Nighttrain goes well with a pack of Lance Crackers.
>
> Served chilled by leaving the bottle out in the ally.
>
> For formal festivaties, assure the brown paper bag is fresh and crisp. And
> assure you guests have a empty trash dumpster to urinate behind.
>
> Morgan David 20/20 is best served with half eaten sandwiches that have
been
> scrounged form McDonalds trash bins. Best used to washdown maggot ridden
Big
> Macs.
>
> Thunderbird is only for those occasions that require group vomiting such
as New
> Years Eve, Easter service, or in line at the soup kitchen.
>
>
> MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>
> "War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
>
> Charles E. Montague