Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 00:26:01 -0800
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Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
Most of our movies suck.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Particle and observation -arise together-. And even though we
can only -observe- this at a quantum scale, the implication is
unavoidable. This is true of all reality.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 09:55:43 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
>Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 07:17:19 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> Life is a movie, which we are watching and
> writing at the same time.
>
Gonorrhea makes your dick turn on and off like
a faucet, too. And rather painfully, at that.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 14:56:26 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>> Life is a movie, which we are watching and
>> writing at the same time.
>>
>
>Gonorrhea makes your dick turn on and off like
>a faucet, too. And rather painfully, at that.
>
>
>--
>"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
>"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
>
> --Kino Beman, brand name
I know! First, it's "Love is..." and cute lil' puppies,
and hearts, and flowers; then next thing it's,
"Life is like a box of chocklits: yadayadayada..."
and those damned Escher hands coming up out of
the paper drawing eachother.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 15:56:39 GMT
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Life is like a cup of near-boiling McDonald's coffee: if spilled, it
will damned near boil your privates off, but if you survive the major
upheavals, you sometimes get free fries for the rest of your life. Of
course, you die earlier from eating them, but you still get the fries.
--
HellPope Huey
If your keyboard is inoperable, press 3.
If you need new plastic keys, press 9.
If you play in a stupid church band
that plays out of date Eagles tunes with Christian Lyrics,
press 3 until death occurs.
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
- Pogo
"Do you want to play music
or get your Ph.D. in audio analysis?"
- James of Tuscon
Correspondent:: "C. Woolard" Date: 11 Dec 2004 10:48:18 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Life is like a cup of near-boiling McDonald's coffee: if spilled, it
> will damned near boil your privates off, but if you survive the major
> upheavals, you sometimes get free fries for the rest of your life. Of
> course, you die earlier from eating them, but you still get the
fries.
>
People still look at me like I'm bonkers whenever I put ice in my
coffee.
--
C.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 19:50:02 GMT
> > Life is like a cup of near-boiling McDonald's coffee: if spilled, it
> > will damned near boil your privates off, but if you survive the major
> > upheavals, you sometimes get free fries for the rest of your life. Of
> > course, you die earlier from eating them, but you still get the
> fries.
> >
> People still look at me like I'm bonkers whenever I put ice in my
> coffee.
They look at you that way when you're not looking, too.
--
HellPope Huey
If your keyboard is inoperable, press 3.
If you need new plastic keys, press 9.
If you play in a stupid church band
that plays out of date Eagles tunes with Christian Lyrics,
press 3 until death occurs.
"We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities."
- Pogo
"Do you want to play music
or get your Ph.D. in audio analysis?"
- James of Tuscon
Correspondent:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 09:51:58 -0600
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On December 11 2004, "C. Woolard" wrote:
> People still look at me like I'm bonkers whenever I put ice in my
> coffee.
You are.
"Coffee is a drink that is best served hot."
- The Wrath of Coffee
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 15:55:30 GMT
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In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
::
:: Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
::
:: Most of our movies suck.
my life movie got much better after i bought a pair of shoes just like
the ones henry wore in 'eraserhead'.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 17:04:57 GMT
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>In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all like...
>
>::
>:: Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
>::
>:: Most of our movies suck.
>
>my life movie got much better after i bought a pair of shoes just like
>the ones henry wore in 'eraserhead'.
>
>
>
>
Life is like being stuck in a elevator with Nenslo.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 09:49:59 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:20041211120457.08355.00001785@mb-m04.aol.com...
> >In alt.slack, Zapanaz was all
like...
> >
> >::
> >:: Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same
time.
> >::
> >:: Most of our movies suck.
> >
> >my life movie got much better after i bought a pair of shoes just
like
> >the ones henry wore in 'eraserhead'.
>
> Life is like being stuck in a elevator with Nenslo.
Nenslo is like a stream of bat's piss.
--
ArWeWittyorWilde
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 17:02:50 GMT
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>Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
>
>Most of our movies suck.
>
Tee-Shirt that was in the old "Mellow Mail" catalog in the 1980's:
"Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have
to eat."
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: phy Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004 17:37:47 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:cnblr016vc8en43tab9dmhk7t9rkhb7g19@4ax.com:
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> Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
CUT!
-phy
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 11 Dec 2004 20:38:11 GMT
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<< Life is a movie, which we are watching and writing at the same time.
Most of our movies suck. >>
At least Charlie Kaufman and Quentin
Tarrantino didn't team up for a rewrite.
---
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 21 Dec 2004 16:11:37 -0800
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I dunno, my life is more like a series of events that take place
between the times I'm alseep. I've been told that's a pretty much
universal thing, though.
Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for someone to make comment
to the effect that their life is the exact opposite, taking place when
asleep. Alt.slack. Predictable in an unpredictable sense.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:36:07 -0800
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On 21 Dec 2004 16:11:37 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:
>I dunno, my life is more like a series of events that take place
>between the times I'm alseep. I've been told that's a pretty much
>universal thing, though.
>
>Now all I have to do is sit back and wait for someone to make comment
>to the effect that their life is the exact opposite, taking place when
>asleep. Alt.slack. Predictable in an unpredictable sense.
I was just about to, actually.
It's true though, I really do think of my life in terms of the dream
zone, and spend a lot of time trying to impose the dream zone on the
slow world.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
For any given good idea, a majority of Americans will be
opposed to it.