more proof of the end times
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 07:25:50 GMT
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http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6729586/
Kirstie Alley: “Here's a closet where we have to be very sweet in here,
because my lemur is in here.”
Matt Lauer: “There's a monkey in your closet?”
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 09:42:24 -0500
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SubGenius Spice wrote:
> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6729586/
³One day I was sitting there and I thought, okay, I might like a
boyfriend again. Or a husband or whatever. It doesn't really matter.
And I thought, oh my God, you're just too fat. You're too fat for that.
I sort of had it categorized, you're not too fat for this, this and
this, but you're too fat for that."
Lauer: ³You said in an interview recently that you hadn't had --²
Alley: ³Sex.²
Lauer: ³--sex in four and a half years because you didn't want to have
fat sex. You just didn't want anybody to see you having sexŠ²
Alley: ³You know, there are some people that I think are heavier and
they're actually happy with their heaviness. They like the way the
look, or they're happy with themselves. I don't like the way I look.²
Lauer: ³So you had envisioned that moment where it would get to that
point and the covers would come down and they guy would say, yuck?"
Alley: ³The guy wouldn¹t speak. The guy would just go [facial
expression].²
Kirstie says that earlier this year she had a revelation about her
life, the result of a therapy session with a fellow Scientologist,
taking responsibility for gaining weight would have to be the first
step to losing it.
Alley: ³I went, okay, okay, take resp-- who fed you all this food? I
did. I took full responsibility for it. And I thought this isn't like
the 12 pound loss that you know, two weeks, 12 pounds. This is going to
take me six months. So am I going to stop working for six months? What
am I going to do? But after I came out of that session, I went, I know
exactly what I¹m going to do.²
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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:02:16 GMT
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<< [hasn't had sex; inflating]. . . a therapy session with a fellow
Scientologist, taking responsibility for gaining weight would have to be the
first step to losing it. >>
Funny how she's been a Scientologist the whole
time she's been busy stuffing the wrong hole.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Dec 2004 23:20:15 GMT
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>http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6729586/
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>Kirstie Alley: “Here's a closet where we have to be very sweet in here,
>because my lemur is in here.”
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>Matt Lauer: “There's a monkey in your closet?”
NO,Ferdinand Lemur, the great SubG is being held captive by Kristi Alley.
We must rescue him before Travolta cames by!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague