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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 24 Dec 2004 20:05:17 GMT
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The snow is falling once again in the Dobbstown, lying like a white blanket
over the whole town. Whisps of smoke flow from the chimneys like the smoke that
dances on the bowl of the Pipe of Dobbs as he gazes down from the window of his
customized AH-1Z with a T700-GE-701C powerplant, the 10,000 watt Bose
stereo/psyop sound system* blasted Wagnerian strains of cacophonious
orchestrations.**
He had just returned from the tropical littorals of south east Asia where he
dropped one million origami birds folded from copies of the SubGenius pamphlet
#1, printed in a special ink distilled from actual squids.
"How much I miss home" he thought, gently landing in front of Dobbstown Hall.
"Hello Dobbstown! I'm home" he exclaimed as he exited the craft.
His wife was sitting by the fire drinking hot fropolate.***
She heard him yelling at the town, but pretended not to.
"He's a fuckin' idiot" she thought.
The End
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* In caes where extreme psyop torture is necessary the chopper is also
outfitted with a strobe light and some gangster-rap recordings.
** The AH-1Z helicopter considered to be the most capable and flexible
multi-mission attack helicopter in the world. It is powerful, fast, agile and
has the state-of-the-art dynamics, weapons and avionics. The custom Dobbs
version foregoes much of the military and tactical gear of which it is capable
of carrying, opting for a custom leather interior created by an Italian, German
and Japanese design team personally culled from the ranks of the world leading
high technology think-tanks.
*** While you may think that the psychoactive substances contained in 'frop'
aren't soluable in water, I would suggest using a pat of butter to saute the
frop in before adding the milk, nutmeg, chocolate &c. as per the usual
preparation. Connie uses this to comfort the feminine malaise of menstruation.
ooOOoo
It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2004 18:00:57 -0800
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You're Lucky, Fucker!
Over here in
"It's got moss on the South side, eat it, most parts are edible" town,
we don't get snow any more.
FUCKING HAARP!
"AssCo Assc" wrote in message
news:20041224150517.06333.00002111@mb-m18.aol.com...
> The snow is falling once again in the Dobbstown, lying like a white
blanket
> over the whole town. Whisps of smoke flow from the chimneys like the smoke
that
> dances on the bowl of the Pipe of Dobbs as he gazes down from the window
of his
> customized AH-1Z with a T700-GE-701C powerplant, the 10,000 watt Bose
> stereo/psyop sound system* blasted Wagnerian strains of cacophonious
> orchestrations.**
>
> He had just returned from the tropical littorals of south east Asia where
he
> dropped one million origami birds folded from copies of the SubGenius
pamphlet
> #1, printed in a special ink distilled from actual squids.
>
> "How much I miss home" he thought, gently landing in front of Dobbstown
Hall.
>
> "Hello Dobbstown! I'm home" he exclaimed as he exited the craft.
>
> His wife was sitting by the fire drinking hot fropolate.***
>
> She heard him yelling at the town, but pretended not to.
>
> "He's a fuckin' idiot" she thought.
>
> The End
>
> ----
>
> * In caes where extreme psyop torture is necessary the chopper is also
> outfitted with a strobe light and some gangster-rap recordings.
>
> ** The AH-1Z helicopter considered to be the most capable and flexible
> multi-mission attack helicopter in the world. It is powerful, fast, agile
and
> has the state-of-the-art dynamics, weapons and avionics. The custom Dobbs
> version foregoes much of the military and tactical gear of which it is
capable
> of carrying, opting for a custom leather interior created by an Italian,
German
> and Japanese design team personally culled from the ranks of the world
leading
> high technology think-tanks.
>
> *** While you may think that the psychoactive substances contained in
'frop'
> aren't soluable in water, I would suggest using a pat of butter to saute
the
> frop in before adding the milk, nutmeg, chocolate &c. as per the usual
> preparation. Connie uses this to comfort the feminine malaise of
menstruation.
>
> ooOOoo
>
> It petrifies the tongue. . .
> Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
> Guttural rending pain . . .
> . . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
> -- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat