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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 08:40:48 -0700
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(Note: "Rev." is listed as a name prefix. They like
to have Reverends on draft boards.)
http://www4.sss.gov/localboardmembers/bminquiry.asp
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There, does that make you feel any better?"
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 01 Dec 2004 23:15:09 GMT
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>(Note: "Rev." is listed as a name prefix. They like
>to have Reverends on draft boards.)
>
>http://www4.sss.gov/localboardmembers/bminquiry.asp
>
>
I already tried earlier this year. They rejected me becuase I was retired from
the Service.
But I also got a nce letter from the DoD in September saying I was on the list
for Involuntary recall to active duty and I could volunter now and avoid the
rush.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:42:39 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> But I also got a nce letter from the DoD in
> September saying I was on the list for
> Involuntary recall to active duty and I
> could volunter now and avoid the rush.
Well, maybe you could hide that prescription
for antidepressants from them. And whatever
you do, don't let them know you had a seizure
this fall. You know, when Bush was re-elected.
Personally, I wonder what Nenslo would be like
as a Sergeant. Kinda the tough-as-nails Sgt.
Rock as Drill Sergeant kinda guy. A regular
Jack Webb.
--
Unless there is some reason for investigation,
the federal law and the Constitution still
protect the rights of citizens.
--FBI agent Greg Stejskal
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 12:18:40 +1100
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>>But I also got a nce letter from the DoD in
>>September saying I was on the list for
>>Involuntary recall to active duty and I
>>could volunter now and avoid the rush.
>
> Well, maybe you could hide that prescription
> for antidepressants from them. And whatever
> you do, don't let them know you had a seizure
> this fall. You know, when Bush was re-elected.
i can't wait for the draft. i look forward to eagerly describing the
"crehativity" section of Revelation X with the officer in charge of
interviews. must remember to work in that Time Cube thing, too, and show
the guy my scrapbooks filled with newspaper clippings of horrific
accidents, and then finish up with an enthusiastic grin and "so, when do
i get a gun?"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 17:30:50 -0800
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 12:18:40 +1100, nikolai kingsley
wrote:
>i can't wait for the draft. i look forward to eagerly describing the
>"crehativity" section of Revelation X with the officer in charge of
>interviews. must remember to work in that Time Cube thing, too, and show
>the guy my scrapbooks filled with newspaper clippings of horrific
>accidents, and then finish up with an enthusiastic grin and "so, when do
>i get a gun?"
Don't count too hard on it.
When I was in the army, I had a wall in my area in the barracks that
was my crazy wall. I had a Donald Duck doll hanging by a noose, a Dio
album cover (a priest being dunked in the ocean by a gigantic demon),
a photo of that governer or whoever it was in Colorado who blew his
brains out on TV, etc etc
Finally one day when they came through to inspect the barracks the
Sergeant Major walked into my area (I was gone doing something at the
time) and stopped at my crazy wall for a minute. He said "look out
for this guy" and walked on. I never heard another word about it.
I'm still not sure if he meant it in a good way or a bad way.
Later I heard the same sergeant major and our platoon sergeant, very
drunk after work, and the sergeant major was going on and on and on
about his ear collection in Vietnam, collection of ears he had cut off
vietnamese soldiers he had killed. He apparently lost this collection
somewhere along the way and was really sad about that.
All in all, I think my crazy wall probably GAINED me brownie points
rather than losing them.
It's hard to be too crazy for the military.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The hamburger under your pillow is the missing brain growth.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 18:55:23 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> All in all, I think my crazy wall probably
> GAINED me brownie points rather than losing them.
>
> It's hard to be too crazy for the military.
It depends on the type of crazy you mean.
You chose a type of crazy that is not necessarily
threatening, shows you can't do your job, or is
in some way unacceptable. The attitude is that
young men, especially, are a little off-center
naturally, and need to blow of steam in some way.
Two kinds of crazy the Army *doesn't* like, which
are pretty common, are severe depression and
alcoholism. They are afraid of somebody who is so
depressed they just don't freaking care if they,
or somebody else, gets injured or killed; and the
same thing with alcohol.
Other kinds of crazy there is a big down on are
"morale" crazies. This covers the gamut of things
that interfere with a unit, like homosexual acts
or rape, barracks thievery, and sabotage. (I should
clarify "homosexual acts" as being power trip stuff,
like prison rape, not based in homosexual attraction.)
Truthfully, what you did was almost expected of
somebody who had reasonable intelligence. The Cat IV
types are like drones, and you can't trust them for
much of anything, good or bad.
--
"Military intelligence is sifting
through the destruction..."
-- catchy quote from
The Washington Times
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 20:56:08 -0800
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On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 18:55:23 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>> All in all, I think my crazy wall probably
>> GAINED me brownie points rather than losing them.
>>
>> It's hard to be too crazy for the military.
>
>It depends on the type of crazy you mean.
>
>You chose a type of crazy that is not necessarily
>threatening, shows you can't do your job, or is
>in some way unacceptable. The attitude is that
>young men, especially, are a little off-center
>naturally, and need to blow of steam in some way.
>
egg ZACK ly.
There's this idea that the military wants idiots and robots, but
idiots and robots don't make useful soldiers.
The military wants WEREWOLVES. They want serial killers. Exactly the
opposite, in fact, from a robot. It's why young men make the best
soldiers, people young enough not to have a strongly-formed moral
sense, hitlerjugend.
The ideal soldier is like Lancelot in the original Arthurian legends;
it isn't hard to get him to start killing, the trick is just to get
him pointed in the right direction before he starts.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Madness exacts a heavy toll, please have exact change."
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 17:12:25 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> The ideal soldier is like Lancelot in the original Arthurian legends;
> it isn't hard to get him to start killing, the trick is just to get
> him pointed in the right direction before he starts.
That's exactly the same problem encountered when dealing with most
SubGeniuses, too. Worse yet, most are lousy swordsmen and just cut off
part of your leg if you're LUCKY. The years of being drenched in Bobyon
waves comes with a price.
Always face them in battle, because if you turn sideways, they will aim
for your head... and then just lop off your jewels, neat as you please.
--
HellPope Huey
Bursting with love, but way short on towels
Never refuse any advance of friendship,
for if nine out of ten bring you nothing,
one alone may repay you.
- Madame de Tencin
I could care less about exotic, erotic egg enemas
and high-heeled, see-thru Hello Kitty suits.
- Rev. Gary G'Broagfran
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 02:23:51 GMT
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In article <41AE56EF.A30@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Personally, I wonder what Nenslo would be like
> as a Sergeant. Kinda the tough-as-nails Sgt.
> Rock as Drill Sergeant kinda guy. A regular
> Jack Webb.
Not in that flowery FAG APRON, he wouldn't.
--
HellPope Huey
Anyone who claims to be a nihilist before they're
about 30 should be force-fed Uncle "Bob's"
Old-Fashioned Arthritis Remedy & Snake Bite Curative
until they think Smurfette is at their feet, begging
for a chance to give them oral pleasure.
"... I am not afraid of priests.
They have tried upon me all their various
batteries of pious whining, hypocritical canting,
lying and slandering."
- Thomas Jefferson
"Evil does NOT wear a BONNET!"
- "Cats & Dogs"
http://www.roadragecards.com/
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 19:42:15 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> In article <41AE56EF.A30@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
> > Personally, I wonder what Nenslo would be like
> > as a Sergeant. Kinda the tough-as-nails Sgt.
> > Rock as Drill Sergeant kinda guy. A regular
> > Jack Webb.
>
> Not in that flowery FAG APRON, he wouldn't.
>
Oh, that makes it even better!
Kind of an anal-retentive chef drill sergeant who
only wants MANLY men in his outfit. Men with
bulging, sweaty muscles to do MANLY things with,
as Sgt. Nenslo orders them to do push-ups, sweep
the floor, then KILL THOSE GODDAMN GOOKS OR NAZIS
OR WHATEVER WITH THEIR BARE HANDS!
In a MANLY manner.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 19:00:21 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>
> > Personally, I wonder what Nenslo would be like
> > as a Sergeant. Kinda the tough-as-nails Sgt.
> > Rock as Drill Sergeant kinda guy. A regular
> > Jack Webb.
>
> Not in that flowery FAG APRON, he wouldn't.
>
Armies are for stupid people to be in.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 03:51:55 GMT
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In article <41AE8546.9BC62EF6@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> >
> > > Personally, I wonder what Nenslo would be like
> > > as a Sergeant. Kinda the tough-as-nails Sgt.
> > > Rock as Drill Sergeant kinda guy. A regular
> > > Jack Webb.
> >
> > Not in that flowery FAG APRON, he wouldn't.
>
> Armies are for stupid people to be in.
Actually, I've been eyeing some great aprons at Target. Or maybe I'll
just have my dewlap tattooed.
--
HellPope Huey
Anyone who claims to be a nihilist before they're
about 30 should be force-fed Uncle "Bob's"
Old-Fashioned Arthritis Remedy & Snake Bite Curative
until they think Smurfette is at their feet, begging
for a chance to give them oral pleasure.
"... I am not afraid of priests.
They have tried upon me all their various
batteries of pious whining, hypocritical canting,
lying and slandering."
- Thomas Jefferson
"Evil does NOT wear a BONNET!"
- "Cats & Dogs"
http://www.roadragecards.com/
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 04:33:17 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> >
> > > Personally, I wonder what Nenslo would be like
> > > as a Sergeant. Kinda the tough-as-nails Sgt.
> > > Rock as Drill Sergeant kinda guy. A regular
> > > Jack Webb.
> >
> > Not in that flowery FAG APRON, he wouldn't.
> >
>
> Armies are for stupid people to be in.
Ya, right! When the niggers from NE Porkland
in Albina are gangpraping Ms. Nenslitic, your
syphpillitic artistic Jewboy butt is going to deal
with it mano a mano 'cuz you be the Sooper Joo!
Nenslo! You'll just aks the homies to be sittin' down
whilst you bake some halal Blickly Moooslim corn
bread to go along wit' all ob de free poontang you
be providing up in de house! Hey, yo! Nenslo!
You be got it goin' on up in de house!
Punk! Pink silk panty-wearin' punk!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 23:53:11 GMT
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In article <20041201181509.15969.00001391@mb-m02.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >(Note: "Rev." is listed as a name prefix. They like
> >to have Reverends on draft boards.)
> >
> >http://www4.sss.gov/localboardmembers/bminquiry.asp
> >
> >
>I already tried earlier this year. They rejected me becuase I was
retired from
> the Service.
>> But I also got a nce letter from the DoD in September saying I was on
the list
> for Involuntary recall to active duty and I could volunter now and avoid the
> rush.
Sterno was in the Air Force for a while. Hm.
--
HellPope Huey
Anyone who claims to be a nihilist before they're
about 30 should be force-fed Uncle "Bob's"
Old-Fashioned Arthritis Remedy & Snake Bite Curative
until they think Smurfette is at their feet, begging
for a chance to give them oral pleasure.
"... I am not afraid of priests.
They have tried upon me all their various
batteries of pious whining, hypocritical canting,
lying and slandering."
- Thomas Jefferson
"Evil does NOT wear a BONNET!"
- "Cats & Dogs"
http://www.roadragecards.com/
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 03 Dec 2004 00:34:29 GMT
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> Sterno was in the Air Force for a while. Hm.
>
They are also offering real large bonuses to people in the Air Force or navy
who re-enlist in the Army.
For some reason, they are not geting too much response.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague