spam email header o' the day 2 Dec
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 08:18:58 -0700

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"gVeccodin is a phenathrene-derivate opiate against glucose"

(In the continuing battle against glucose.)

--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 02 Dec 2004 16:12:39 GMT

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Coincidentally, "Utraum is a phenathrene-derivate opiate agonist cavern"
[cypherpunks]; and " aUltraam is a phenathrene-derivate opiate agonist
deferent" [adhoc]. Moreover, "Vciodin is a phenathrene-derivate opiate agonist
directions" [biobiz] and "iUltram is a phenathrene-derivate opiate agonist
pensacola" [FreeML]. Surprisingly, "Vicadin is a phenathrene-derivate opiate
agonist purists" [archive neotonic] and "Darvocet is a phenathrene-derivate
opiate agonist ada" [betiz.nu].

What strikes me here is the similarity of dumbass spellings. "Derivate" is
archaic -- "derivitive" is more commly used these days in the English-speaking
world. This spammer (or spammerz) seems to have difficulty spelling brand names
correctly, hitting only "Darvocet" on the button.

"Phenathrene" should also read "phenanthrene."

I googled the misspellings and found the original misinformation on a link to
the Melbourne Florida crack-dealing cops page (they have trouble retaining
confiscated evidence down there in the Melbourne/Coco Beach area). The MPD web
programmer also seems to have difficulty fact-checking and running a spell
check.

Have a gander at the Melbourne Police Drugs page,
http://www.melbourneflorida.org/police/drugs.htm and count the errors, e.g.

" LSD Probably most widely known and most commonly used hallucinogen in U.S. 
Known as Acid, Cid, Trips, L, Doses, Vitamin L, Paper.  In base form, is a
liquid but when it reaches the street, it can be in a variety of forms on
blotter paper, or as pills, gelatin shapes (known as window pane), liquid, and
sugar cubes."

So -- is the Melbourne FL PD drug page content provider the spammer?






Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat