why i like christmas
Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:00:44 GMT
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i get to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of my socks.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 12:42:10 -0800
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On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:00:44 GMT, SubGenius Spice
wrote:
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>i get to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of my socks.
CHRISTMAS CARD!
just in time, too.
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
btw, how does anyone go into a book shop and ask for the "Idiots guide
to sex" without their head exploding from embarrassment? - even my cat
figured that one out, and it's still working on the coming in out of
the rain thing.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 07:42:04 GMT
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> On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:00:44 GMT, SubGenius Spice
> wrote:
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> >i get to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of my socks.
I got to sit in front of a plastic one and eat a candy cane out of my
girlfriend's snatch. Among other things, she gave me a keychain
featuring a scowling Stewie from "Family Guy." While I DID see a woman
get killed by a semi on an icy highway, I prefer to focus on the joyous
aspects of the season. Yep, that was some mighty fine cane. Victory was
MINE! Nothing like cartoons, peppermint and a little poon to push the
vision of VIOLENT DEATH from your mind. Slurp, my dahlings, SLURP!
--
HellPope Huey
People applauded rather than throwing fruit.
I take this as a good sign.
Infinite goodness
is creating a being you know, in advance,
is going to complain.
- William Peter Blatty, "Ninth Configuration"
"Does the noise in my head bother you,
bother you, bother you, bother you?"
- Loop Guru, "Loop Bites Dog"