Aliens love Blubberella
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:48:25 GMT
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Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
--
HellPope Huey
If I whacked my forehead and went "D'OH!"
for every mistake I'd made,
I could rest a beer can in the hollow
I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one:
"O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous."
And God granted it.
- Voltaire
I may be a living legend,
but that sure don't help
when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison
Correspondent:: A_Lizard
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 17:30:33 -0800
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:48:25 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
>
> http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
>
"I see myself as a modern-day Harriet Tubman,""
How about a modern day Harriet Tubgirl?
A.Lizard
--
"Are you so dependent on alcohol that when you have a sore
throat, you shove it up your ass instead?" -- Miz Daisy Cutter
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 07:06:12 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
>
> http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
Susan
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:02:21 GMT
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In article <1109257571.991085.92250@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Susan Cohen" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
> > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
>
> Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
> Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless THING
from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls, Wyoming.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
Composer, Decomposer,
Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: "Riain Y. Barton"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! SUSAN'S A LOT BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU WILL
EVER BE!
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <1109257571.991085.92250@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
> > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
> >
> > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
> > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
>
> Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
THING
> from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
Wyoming.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
> Composer, Decomposer,
> Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
>
> "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
> because the only people who really know where it is
> are the ones who have gone over."
> -Hunter S. Thompson
>
> "I dreamed I went to Heaven,
> but they realized it wasn't my time,
> so they sent me back to a brewery."
> - "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: fresh
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:57:34 GMT
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On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real beauty of a
deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse will
look to others after you die.
>FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! SUSAN'S A LOT BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU WILL
>EVER BE!
>
>HellPope Huey wrote:
>> In article <1109257571.991085.92250@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
>> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>> > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
>> > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
>> >
>> > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
>> > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
>>
>> Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
>THING
>> from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
>Wyoming.
>>
>> --
>>
>> HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
>> Composer, Decomposer,
>> Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
>>
>> "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
>> because the only people who really know where it is
>> are the ones who have gone over."
>> -Hunter S. Thompson
>>
>> "I dreamed I went to Heaven,
>> but they realized it wasn't my time,
>> so they sent me back to a brewery."
>> - "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: "Riain Y. Barton"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 17:02:42 -0800
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WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT, CUNT!
fresh wrote:
> On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton"
wrote:
>
> Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real
beauty of a
> deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse
will
> look to others after you die.
>
>
>
> >FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! SUSAN'S A LOT BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU WILL
> >EVER BE!
> >
> >HellPope Huey wrote:
> >> In article <1109257571.991085.92250@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> >> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
> >> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >>
> >> > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
> >> > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
> >> >
> >> > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is
fat.
> >> > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
> >>
> >> Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
> >THING
> >> from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
> >Wyoming.
> >>
> >> --
> >>
> >> HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
> >> Composer, Decomposer,
> >> Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
> >>
> >> "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
> >> because the only people who really know where it is
> >> are the ones who have gone over."
> >> -Hunter S. Thompson
> >>
> >> "I dreamed I went to Heaven,
> >> but they realized it wasn't my time,
> >> so they sent me back to a brewery."
> >> - "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: fresh
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:03:21 GMT
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On 24 Feb 2005 17:02:42 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
>WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT, CUNT!
My sentiments exactly. Thanks for posting to alt.alien.visitors.
>
>fresh wrote:
>> On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton"
>wrote:
>>
>> Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real
>beauty of a
>> deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse
>will
>> look to others after you die.
>>
>>
>>
>> >FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! SUSAN'S A LOT BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU WILL
>> >EVER BE!
>> >
>> >HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >> In article <1109257571.991085.92250@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
>> >> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>> >> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
>> >> > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
>> >> >
>> >> > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is
>fat.
>> >> > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
>> >>
>> >> Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
>> >THING
>> >> from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
>> >Wyoming.
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >>
>> >> HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
>> >> Composer, Decomposer,
>> >> Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
>> >>
>> >> "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
>> >> because the only people who really know where it is
>> >> are the ones who have gone over."
>> >> -Hunter S. Thompson
>> >>
>> >> "I dreamed I went to Heaven,
>> >> but they realized it wasn't my time,
>> >> so they sent me back to a brewery."
>> >> - "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: Art Deco
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:53:40 -0700
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fresh wrote:
> On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
>
> Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real beauty of a
> deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse will
> look to others after you die.
Hi, Totlexa! You are really spreading those positive waves throughout
the donut-shaped universe tonight!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 19:58:36 -0800
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Art Deco wrote:
> fresh wrote:
>
> > On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton"
wrote:
> >
> > Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real
beauty of a
> > deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse
will
> > look to others after you die.
>
> Hi, Totlexa! You are really spreading those positive waves
throughout
> the donut-shaped universe tonight!
Is *fresh* Alexa, Art? Changed her nym again, has she?
Susan
Correspondent:: fresh
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:01:02 GMT
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On 24 Feb 2005 19:58:36 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>Art Deco wrote:
>> fresh wrote:
>>
>> > On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton"
> wrote:
>> >
>> > Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real
>beauty of a
>> > deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse
>will
>> > look to others after you die.
>>
>> Hi, Totlexa! You are really spreading those positive waves
>throughout
>> the donut-shaped universe tonight!
>
>Is *fresh* Alexa, Art? Changed her nym again, has she?
The question is -- will someone pay someone money to kill he/she/it deco
head?
And how much money can one make? Can I hired on for the job?
That's the bottom line.
Correspondent:: Art Deco
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 22:31:07 -0700
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fresh wrote:
> On 24 Feb 2005 19:58:36 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>
> >Art Deco wrote:
> >> fresh wrote:
> >>
> >> > On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton"
> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real
> >beauty of a
> >> > deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse
> >will
> >> > look to others after you die.
> >>
> >> Hi, Totlexa! You are really spreading those positive waves
> >throughout
> >> the donut-shaped universe tonight!
> >
> >Is *fresh* Alexa, Art? Changed her nym again, has she?
>
>
> The question is -- will someone pay someone money to kill he/she/it deco
> head?
>
> And how much money can one make? Can I hired on for the job?
>
> That's the bottom line.
Hi, Alexa! More positive vibes spreading out across the donut-shaped
universe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image
Correspondent:: "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 18:42:35 -0900
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:57:34 GMT, fresh wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
:
>On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
>
>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real beauty of a
>deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse will
>look to others after you die.
>
Life is good and beautiful, when you aren't drunk and crazy.
--
V.G.
"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Correspondent:: fresh
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:55:19 GMT
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 18:42:35 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
wrote:
>On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:57:34 GMT, fresh wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
>:
>
>>On 24 Feb 2005 16:49:40 -0800, "Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
>>
>>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you can't see the real beauty of a
>>deformed autistic child, then think of how your ugly rotting corpse will
>>look to others after you die.
>>
>
>Life is good and beautiful, when you aren't drunk and crazy.
Oh fucl you. Where can I get a suitcase nuke to sell to the Iranians for
big bucks?
Correspondent:: "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:06:44 -0900
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:55:19 GMT, fresh wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message
<7c8t11hfil67fb8h9ucqfea6tm8oqvgfc4@4ax.com>:
>>Life is good and beautiful, when you aren't drunk and crazy.
>
>Oh fucl you.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
--
V.G.
"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.
Change pobox dot alaska to gci.
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
Correspondent:: fresh
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 05:11:23 GMT
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:06:44 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
wrote:
>On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:55:19 GMT, fresh wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message
><7c8t11hfil67fb8h9ucqfea6tm8oqvgfc4@4ax.com>:
>
>>>Life is good and beautiful, when you aren't drunk and crazy.
>>
>>Oh fucl you.
>
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Bwhahah yourself. God is communicating to many just like George Bush and
he's giving orders to have you killed.
Correspondent:: Art Deco
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 22:29:44 -0700
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fresh wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:06:44 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:55:19 GMT, fresh wrote in
> >alt.fan.art-bell in message
> ><7c8t11hfil67fb8h9ucqfea6tm8oqvgfc4@4ax.com>:
> >
> >>>Life is good and beautiful, when you aren't drunk and crazy.
> >>
> >>Oh fucl you.
> >
> >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
>
> Bwhahah yourself. God is communicating to many just like George Bush and
> he's giving orders to have you killed.
>
Die! die! die! all must die for AlexaWorld!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ
"I really don't care too much for humans"
"Just think of all the fun watching them from above while they
dance their kooker-step on their burning planet ..."
-- Chuckweasel Bohnehead's delusional non-human self-image
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 01:39:30 GMT
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In article <1109292580.077051.155560@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Riain Y. Barton" wrote:
> FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! SUSAN'S A LOT BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU WILL
> EVER BE!
Until you have done a personal comparison between our nipples, your
argument is quite threadbare.
--
HellPope Huey
Composer, Decomposer,
Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 19:56:11 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
> > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
> >
> > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
> > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
>
> Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
THING
> from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
Wyoming.
Typical disgusting male - always thinking with the wrong head.
Susan
Correspondent:: fresh
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:58:52 GMT
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On 24 Feb 2005 19:56:11 -0800, "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>Typical disgusting male - always thinking with the wrong head.
BUT, do you think I could make a few bucks by killing them?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:41:45 GMT
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In article <1109303771.631950.22890@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Susan Cohen" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > "Susan Cohen" wrote:
> > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
> > > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
> > >
> > > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
> > > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
> >
> > Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
> THING from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
> Wyoming.
>
> Typical disgusting male - always thinking with the wrong head.
Yeah, the damned thing just grew on my shoulder over a period of weeks
and now it embarrasses me all the time. I have to tie a ziploc bag and a
dark cloak over it to even fetch groceries. I'm going to visit the
Crocodile Hunter and see if I can get it bitten off. I'm really
sensitive and its hurting me terribly.
--
HellPope Huey
Composer, Decomposer,
Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 10:14:56 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <1109303771.631950.22890@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> > "Susan Cohen" wrote:
>> > > HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >
>> > > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
>> > > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
>> > >
>> > > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is fat.
>> > > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
>> >
>> > Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some faceless
>> THING from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
>> Wyoming.
>>
>> Typical disgusting male - always thinking with the wrong head.
>
> Yeah, the damned thing just grew on my shoulder over a period of weeks
>and now it embarrasses me all the time. I have to tie a ziploc bag and a
>dark cloak over it to even fetch groceries. I'm going to visit the
>Crocodile Hunter and see if I can get it bitten off. I'm really
>sensitive and its hurting me terribly.
>
>--
>
Feh! Just like a chick! Always thinking outside the wrong box!
Correspondent:: "Riain Y. Barton"
Date: 25 Feb 2005 16:38:13 -0800
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You mean this is you
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&ncid=564&e=7&u=/nm/20050219/ts_nm/egypt_baby_dc
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <1109303771.631950.22890@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "Susan Cohen" wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > > "Susan Cohen" wrote:
> > > > HellPope Huey wrote:
> > >
> > > > > Another reason to love them plumpers!!!
> > > > > http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61289
> > > >
> > > > Are these the aliens out at Groom Lake? I wonder if Alexa is
fat.
> > > > Hard to imagine aliens as chubby chasers tho'.
> > >
> > > Well, porkin' is porkin', even if you are Jewish or some
faceless
> > THING from another world, such as Dobbstown or Mashed Potato Falls,
> > Wyoming.
> >
> > Typical disgusting male - always thinking with the wrong head.
>
> Yeah, the damned thing just grew on my shoulder over a period of
weeks
> and now it embarrasses me all the time. I have to tie a ziploc bag
and a
> dark cloak over it to even fetch groceries. I'm going to visit the
> Crocodile Hunter and see if I can get it bitten off. I'm really
> sensitive and its hurting me terribly.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> Composer, Decomposer,
> Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
>
> "The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
> because the only people who really know where it is
> are the ones who have gone over."
> -Hunter S. Thompson
>
> "I dreamed I went to Heaven,
> but they realized it wasn't my time,
> so they sent me back to a brewery."
> - "Family Guy"