American forces introduce people of other nations to the UFO experience ...
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 11:07:16 -0800
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Reading descriptions of detainee/prisoner abuse by US soldiers was
giving me a feeling of deja vu. I finally figured out why. The
stories have a lot in common with UFO sighting stories I've heard over
the years.
The biggest common factor in my reaction to those two sets of accounts
has been: Why do these beings seem so fascinated with putting things up
people's butts?
Then I realized what's been going on here!
Just as cargo cultists make fetishes of hi-tech things they've glimpsed
or heard of, US soldiers (at least the ones being charged) were SO
impressed by the saucers that they wanted to spread the Good News and
play alien for the less fortunate! And that involves swooping in,
grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
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Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500
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>>And that involves swooping in,
grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
As I grow older, I appreciate the subtleties of things a bit more. When the
aliens first started probing anuses back in the 50s, it was an unheard of,
unnatural thing to approach that orifice for other-than-medical reasons. It
wasn't done, it wasn't spoken of.
But now today, anal love is probably the third most sought after subject on
Google. No taboo value whatsoever.
Now the medical profession wants everybody over the age of 50 to get snaked
out! Under the guise of detecting something so horrid nobody wants to talk
about it. But still to me, it's getting far to popular and people are just
too easy to succumb to a proper reaming. I figger the docs are actually now
in cahoots with the aliens.
What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I told
Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain indication
that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
[*]
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Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 11:45:29 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.
... and not just ANY asshole, either!
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 12:02:12 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> >>And that involves swooping in,
> grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
>
> As I grow older, I appreciate the subtleties of things a bit more.
When the
> aliens first started probing anuses back in the 50s, it was an
unheard of,
> unnatural thing to approach that orifice for other-than-medical
reasons. It
> wasn't done, it wasn't spoken of.
>
> But now today, anal love is probably the third most sought after
subject on
> Google. No taboo value whatsoever.
>
> Now the medical profession wants everybody over the age of 50 to get
snaked
> out! Under the guise of detecting something so horrid nobody wants
to talk
> about it. But still to me, it's getting far to popular and people
are just
> too easy to succumb to a proper reaming. I figger the docs are
actually now
> in cahoots with the aliens.
>
> What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
told
> Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
indication
> that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
>
> [*]
> -----
C'mon, you guys you're putting too much into it (all right, pun
intended, but that's beside the point.)
Look here, cultures differ. Whiteys shake hands. French kiss cheeks.
Eskimos rub noses. Anal probes are just a gray form of "high five",
that's all.
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 18:28:02 -0800
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Doktor Dark wrote:
> iDRMRSR wrote:
> > >>And that involves swooping in,
> > grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
> >
> > As I grow older, I appreciate the subtleties of things a bit more.
> When the
> > aliens first started probing anuses back in the 50s, it was an
> unheard of,
> > unnatural thing to approach that orifice for other-than-medical
> reasons. It
> > wasn't done, it wasn't spoken of.
> >
> > But now today, anal love is probably the third most sought after
> subject on
> > Google. No taboo value whatsoever.
> >
> > Now the medical profession wants everybody over the age of 50 to
get
> snaked
> > out! Under the guise of detecting something so horrid nobody wants
> to talk
> > about it. But still to me, it's getting far to popular and people
> are just
> > too easy to succumb to a proper reaming. I figger the docs are
> actually now
> > in cahoots with the aliens.
> >
> > What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
> told
> > Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
> indication
> > that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
> >
> > [*]
> > -----
>
> C'mon, you guys you're putting too much into it (all right, pun
> intended, but that's beside the point.)
>
> Look here, cultures differ. Whiteys shake hands. French kiss cheeks.
> Eskimos rub noses. Anal probes are just a gray form of "high five",
> that's all.
High five? That's a funny way of putting it. But it might explain why
their fingers are long, thin and curly.
Susan
Correspondent:: Miz Daisy Cutter
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 19:16:46 -0500
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On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 15:02:12 -0500, Doktor Dark reached into its ass and
pulled out (in article
<1107806532.281338.256020@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>):
> Look here, cultures differ. Whiteys shake hands. French kiss cheeks.
> Eskimos rub noses. Anal probes are just a gray form of "high five",
> that's all.
BZZT! Wrong answer, thanks for playing. The alien ships run on methane, so
they stop by Earth a lot, where the fill-ups are cheap.
-- Daze
--
That day I learned that your parents will try a lot harder to find you a
restroom when your chant turns to 'never mind'.
‹ hjkl
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 12:45:37 -0800
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On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>>>And that involves swooping in,
>grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
>
>As I grow older, I appreciate the subtleties of things a bit more. When the
>aliens first started probing anuses back in the 50s, it was an unheard of,
>unnatural thing to approach that orifice for other-than-medical reasons. It
>wasn't done, it wasn't spoken of.
>
>But now today, anal love is probably the third most sought after subject on
>Google. No taboo value whatsoever.
>
>Now the medical profession wants everybody over the age of 50 to get snaked
>out! Under the guise of detecting something so horrid nobody wants to talk
>about it. But still to me, it's getting far to popular and people are just
>too easy to succumb to a proper reaming. I figger the docs are actually now
>in cahoots with the aliens.
>
>What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I told
>Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain indication
>that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe and
all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching for
them.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Frankly, nothing you can say will make the slightest difference in my
viewpoint, because I know what a deceptive person you are
- Blue Rajah
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 21:38:33 GMT
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In article <9pkf01hf2akvs2hnnf4hsmfl1u07t46qja@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe and
> all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching for
> them.
I think its a Batman thing. He fucks 'em up the ass to teach 'em a
lesson and then let's 'em go. He kept a young boy in a cave for years,
you know.
--
HellPope Huey
Deadly, Illegal and Embarrassing, Attorneys at Law
Everybody gets so much information all day long
that they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein
How would Jesus vote?
Heck, I'd be willing
just to see Him show up to REGISTER.
~Michael on a FreeRepublic.com forum
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 18:31:26 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <9pkf01hf2akvs2hnnf4hsmfl1u07t46qja@4ax.com>,
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe
and
> > all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching
for
> > them.
>
> I think its a Batman thing. He fucks 'em up the ass to teach 'em a
> lesson and then let's 'em go. He kept a young boy in a cave for
years,
> you know.
Sounds like you have a Batman obsession. How many Batman comics
do you have in your *collection*?
Susan
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 18:30:14 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> >>>And that involves swooping in,
> >grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
> >
> >As I grow older, I appreciate the subtleties of things a bit more.
When the
> >aliens first started probing anuses back in the 50s, it was an
unheard of,
> >unnatural thing to approach that orifice for other-than-medical
reasons. It
> >wasn't done, it wasn't spoken of.
> >
> >But now today, anal love is probably the third most sought after
subject on
> >Google. No taboo value whatsoever.
> >
> >Now the medical profession wants everybody over the age of 50 to get
snaked
> >out! Under the guise of detecting something so horrid nobody wants
to talk
> >about it. But still to me, it's getting far to popular and people
are just
> >too easy to succumb to a proper reaming. I figger the docs are
actually now
> >in cahoots with the aliens.
> >
> >What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
told
> >Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
indication
> >that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
>
> maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe and
> all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching for
> them.
No, I don't buy it. They are looking in the wrong place. They'd need
to search the sewers instead and since they aren't doing that, they
aren't looking for their keys. But then, that saucer at Groom Lake
has been there for a while, according to Alexa.
Susan
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 11:11:23 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
> >
> >What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
told
> >Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
indication
> >that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
>
> maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe and
> all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching for
> them.
>
"The village is still missing an idiot, but at least the proctologist
found your head."
--
C.
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 19:21:39 -0800
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote:
> > On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
> told
> > >Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
> indication
> > >that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
> >
> > maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe
and
> > all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching
for
> > them.
> >
>
>
> "The village is still missing an idiot, but at least the proctologist
> found your head."
>
> --
> C.
Oh, look everyone, another rev and he's a kook too!
Susan
Correspondent:: reengd@aanglicn.org (The Rev+d)
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 04:25:20 GMT
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On 13 Feb 2005 19:21:39 -0800, "Suzy the convert"
wrote:
>The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>> > On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > >What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
>> told
>> > >Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
>> indication
>> > >that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
>> >
>> > maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe
>and
>> > all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching
>for
>> > them.
>> >
>>
>>
>> "The village is still missing an idiot, but at least the proctologist
>> found your head."
>>
>> --
>> C.
>
>Oh, look everyone, another rev and he's a kook too!
>
>Suzy
What do you mean by "too", you thick Irish cunt?
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 20:43:41 -0800
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The Rev+d wrote:
> On 13 Feb 2005 19:21:39 -0800, "Suzy the convert"
> wrote:
>
> >The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> >> Zapanaz wrote:
> >> > On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like
I
> >> told
> >> > >Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a
certain
> >> indication
> >> > >that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
> >> >
> >> > maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal
probe
> >and
> >> > all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching
> >for
> >> > them.
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> "The village is still missing an idiot, but at least the
proctologist
> >> found your head."
> >>
> >> --
> >> C.
> >
> >Oh, look everyone, another rev and he's a kook too!
> >
> >Suzy
>
> What do you mean by "too", you thick Irish cunt?
What do you think, you phoney projectionist bigot?
Susan
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 3 Mar 2005 19:02:07 -0800
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Susan Cohen wrote:
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> > Zapanaz wrote:
> > > On Mon, 7 Feb 2005 14:39:19 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like
I
> > told
> > > >Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a
certain
> > indication
> > > >that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
> > >
> > > maybe they lost the keys to the saucer during an early anal probe
> and
> > > all of the probes since then have just been the aliens searching
> for
> > > them.
> > >
> >
> >
> > "The village is still missing an idiot, but at least the
proctologist
> > found your head."
> >
> > --
> > C.
>
> Oh, look everyone, another rev and he's a kook too!
>
>
Yes I am.
Drop "alt.slack" from your headers and you wont have to listen to me.
Nope, I don't like you either.
--
C.
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 18:26:37 -0800
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> >>And that involves swooping in,
> grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
>
> As I grow older, I appreciate the subtleties of things a bit more.
When the
> aliens first started probing anuses back in the 50s, it was an
unheard of,
> unnatural thing to approach that orifice for other-than-medical
reasons. It
> wasn't done, it wasn't spoken of.
>
> But now today, anal love is probably the third most sought after
subject on
> Google. No taboo value whatsoever.
>
> Now the medical profession wants everybody over the age of 50 to get
snaked
> out! Under the guise of detecting something so horrid nobody wants
to talk
> about it. But still to me, it's getting far to popular and people
are just
> too easy to succumb to a proper reaming. I figger the docs are
actually now
> in cahoots with the aliens.
>
> What I figure is that the aliens are LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Like I
told
> Stang, the MERE FACT that the hospital RELEASED him was a certain
indication
> that he wasn't the ONE they were looking for all these years.
Perhaps the doctors are really aliens. Well, not the Jewish ones,
obviously.
Susan
Correspondent:: "Susan Cohen"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 18:24:54 -0800
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just john wrote:
> Reading descriptions of detainee/prisoner abuse by US soldiers was
> giving me a feeling of deja vu. I finally figured out why. The
> stories have a lot in common with UFO sighting stories I've heard
over
> the years.
>
> The biggest common factor in my reaction to those two sets of
accounts
> has been: Why do these beings seem so fascinated with putting things
up
> people's butts?
>
> Then I realized what's been going on here!
>
> Just as cargo cultists make fetishes of hi-tech things they've
glimpsed
> or heard of, US soldiers (at least the ones being charged) were SO
> impressed by the saucers that they wanted to spread the Good News and
> play alien for the less fortunate! And that involves swooping in,
> grabbing local people, and shoving things up their butts!
Your theory might just hold water. I wonder what Alexa thinks?
Susan