And another thing!

Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 17 Feb 2005 00:59:37 -0800

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I just learned that Visine is an incredibly potent laxative. Fuck with
your friends at the bar when they turn their backs on their drinks by
quickly mixing a few squeezes of the bottle into their beer, why don't
you? Let me know what happens, I have no way to test this out right now.

Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 12:06:23 GMT

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Paul Casino wrote:
> I just learned that Visine is an incredibly potent laxative. Fuck with
> your friends at the bar when they turn their backs on their drinks by
> quickly mixing a few squeezes of the bottle into their beer, why don't
> you? Let me know what happens, I have no way to test this out right now.
>
I think that was an older version of Visine that did the trick and they
changed the chemical makeup when the laxative effect was widely
discovered. At least that's what the guy selling me the poison ring was
babbling. Dissapointing, no?

--With love, the Rabbs

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 06:48:07 -0700

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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> I just learned that Visine is an incredibly
> potent laxative.

A few drops of liquid dishwashing soap in a big
urn of koffee does the trick as a flu simulant.

This is especially good in a big office with
only one toilet.

Takes a few hours to kick in, and only works on
the koffee drinkers, natch.

It's especially good for those with impacted
feces, who normally only have one BM every week
or so. It really cleans those old diverticulii
right out.

On a similar note, they're now trying to phase
out ipecac at drug stores, so lay in a store
while you still can.

--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 11:40:33 -0500

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In article <4214A097.C45@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
wrote:

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> On a similar note, they're now trying to phase
> out ipecac at drug stores, so lay in a store
> while you still can.

I guess so! It's hard to keep that stuff around, it goes so fast.

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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 17:02:11 GMT

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Take it in another direction. Toss an Alka-Seltzer into a pitcher of
beer and snidely yell "Drunken bums!" It turns the thing into a foam
volcano instantly. Of course, it might get the crap beat out of you, but
think of the exercise you'll get, running like mad to stay at least 3
feet ahead of the drunken bums.

--

HellPope Huey
Go the the pet store and buy a box of white mice,
such as people feed their pet snakes
and drive around throwing them at people from your car.
That should clear your head a bit.

That best portion of a good man's life:
His little, nameless, unremembered acts
of kindness and of love.
- William Wordsworth

"Cool! I'm vomit!"
- Bart Simpson

Correspondent:: wcb
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 22:29:17 -0600

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 02:22:48 GMT

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In article ,
wcb wrote:
> Paul Casino wrote:
>
> > I just learned that Visine is an incredibly potent laxative. Fuck with
> > your friends at the bar when they turn their backs on their drinks by
> > quickly mixing a few squeezes of the bottle into their beer, why don't
> > you? Let me know what happens, I have no way to test this out right now.
>
> Try it on the neighborhhod kids first.
> Or your neighbor's dog.

If you feed enough crayons to either, their multi-hued logs can be
shellaced upon emission and sent to shitheads for Xmas. Its a colorful
and ironic sort of vulgarity.

--

HellPope Huey
Why the f*** am I HERE?
Oh yeah, for the buffet

"Evil beware: we have waffles."
- 'Teen Titans"

"Do not remove a fly
from your friend's forehead
with a hatchet."
- Chinese Proverb