Area Manic-Depressive Feeling Much MUCH Better Today
Correspondent:: Phin
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 09:48:28 GMT
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Todd Roswell, local resident, and manic-depressive, announced that he
feels much MUCH better today than yesterday.
"Yeah I don't know what I was thinnking. Just 12 hours ago, I was, I
hate to admit it, laying in bed, thinking of ways to kill myself,"
said Roswell. "But now, everything's fine. In fact it's great. I feel
fantastic! Wonderful! And I'm getting so much done!".
Roswell has been using his suddenly improved mental state to clean his
house, do laundry, work on his webpage, pay his bills, go shopping,
run errands, write a 9 page manifesto, update his blog, write a letter
to President Bush outlining his ideas for running the country, go
jogging, listen to cd's, join Amnesty International, work on his
resume, dance energetically around his apartment, and start a business
selling his own brand of garlic-flavored crackers.
Roswell's friends were reportedly glad, that he's feeling better.
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 27 Feb 2005 16:31:49 -0800
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Phin wrote:
> Todd Roswell, local resident, and manic-depressive, announced that he
> feels much MUCH better today than yesterday.
>
> "Yeah I don't know what I was thinnking. Just 12 hours ago, I was, I
> hate to admit it, laying in bed, thinking of ways to kill myself,"
> said Roswell. "But now, everything's fine. In fact it's great. I feel
> fantastic! Wonderful! And I'm getting so much done!".
>
> Roswell has been using his suddenly improved mental state to clean
his
> house, do laundry, work on his webpage, pay his bills, go shopping,
> run errands, write a 9 page manifesto, update his blog, write a
letter
> to President Bush outlining his ideas for running the country, go
> jogging, listen to cd's, join Amnesty International, work on his
> resume, dance energetically around his apartment, and start a
business
> selling his own brand of garlic-flavored crackers.
>
> Roswell's friends were reportedly glad, that he's feeling better.
I don't believe it unless he just read the pamphlet for the first
time. Got a link???
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