Arkansas Reverends Now Property Of The State
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 11:38:34 -0700
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(So Huey, et al, are now working for the gubment.)
http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGBB7FK2D5E.html
The state House on Friday voted against affirming
the separation of church and state in a resolution
brought by a legislator who said he was fed up with
a religious undertone at the Capitol.
The House voted 44-39 against the proposal. Only
two Republicans voted for it, and one of them,
Rep. Jim Medley, said he had intended to vote no
but didn't get to his machine in time to change
his vote...
--
"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock
and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus,
June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all.
I'll be back."
--Executed Serial killer Aileen Wuornos
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 02:32:15 GMT
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In article <421787AA.F24@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> (So Huey, et al, are now working for the gubment.)
> http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGBB7FK2D5E.html
> The state House on Friday voted against affirming
> the separation of church and state in a resolution
> brought by a legislator who said he was fed up with
> a religious undertone at the Capitol.
In a state determined to remain mired in 1952, run by a Babdist
governor and unwilling to accept that Patsy Cline has been worm chow for
years, everything bears the unhealthy combo stench of religion and
burned pork. I wear asbestos tighties so they don't throw mine on the
fire of their zeal.
Oh Lord, please forgive me for HATING THE TOWERING FUCK OUT OF THE
PURITANS. PLEASE PUT WHITE-HOT C-CLAMPS ON THEIR PRIVATES, IN YER NAME,
AMEN.
--
HellPope Huey
Why the f*** am I HERE?
Oh yeah, for the buffet
"Evil beware: we have waffles."
- 'Teen Titans"
"Do not remove a fly
from your friend's forehead
with a hatchet."
- Chinese Proverb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:51:16 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <421787AA.F24@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
>> (So Huey, et al, are now working for the gubment.)
>> http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGBB7FK2D5E.html
>> The state House on Friday voted against affirming
>> the separation of church and state in a resolution
>> brought by a legislator who said he was fed up with
>> a religious undertone at the Capitol.
>
> In a state determined to remain mired in 1952, run by a Babdist
>governor and unwilling to accept that Patsy Cline has been worm chow for
>years, everything bears the unhealthy combo stench of religion and
>burned pork. I wear asbestos tighties so they don't throw mine on the
>fire of their zeal.
>
> Oh Lord, please forgive me for HATING THE TOWERING FUCK OUT OF THE
>PURITANS. PLEASE PUT WHITE-HOT C-CLAMPS ON THEIR PRIVATES, IN YER NAME,
>AMEN.
>
>--
Go for the "Full Faubus"
It's sort of like the "Full Cleavland"
but without the leisure suit.
Fables of Faubus
Charlie Mingus
http://www.musicexpert.com/img62/op_1_dm_10020/8898226_f_g_1.jpg
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 10:33:55 -0500
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König Prüß wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>
>>In article <421787AA.F24@succeeds.com>,
>>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>>
>>
>>>(So Huey, et al, are now working for the gubment.)
>>>http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGBB7FK2D5E.html
>>>The state House on Friday voted against affirming
>>>the separation of church and state in a resolution
>>>brought by a legislator who said he was fed up with
>>>a religious undertone at the Capitol.
>>
>>In a state determined to remain mired in 1952, run by a Babdist
>>governor and unwilling to accept that Patsy Cline has been worm chow for
>>years, everything bears the unhealthy combo stench of religion and
>>burned pork. I wear asbestos tighties so they don't throw mine on the
>>fire of their zeal.
>>
>>Oh Lord, please forgive me for HATING THE TOWERING FUCK OUT OF THE
>>PURITANS. PLEASE PUT WHITE-HOT C-CLAMPS ON THEIR PRIVATES, IN YER NAME,
>>AMEN.
>>
>>--
>
>
> Go for the "Full Faubus"
> It's sort of like the "Full Cleavland"
> but without the leisure suit.
>
> Fables of Faubus
> Charlie Mingus
> http://www.musicexpert.com/img62/op_1_dm_10020/8898226_f_g_1.jpg
>
>
I say infect Connie with AIDS and black syphilis, then throw her naked
onto the floor in the middle of the Arkansas State House Assembly, then
see how fast she can pass it on in the resulting massive fuck fest.
Them Arkansasans might be dumb but they're *FULLA* cum. Lookie Slick
Willie.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 16:11:01 GMT
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Left Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>König Prüß wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <421787AA.F24@succeeds.com>,
>>>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>(So Huey, et al, are now working for the gubment.)
>>>>http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGBB7FK2D5E.html
>>>>The state House on Friday voted against affirming
>>>>the separation of church and state in a resolution
>>>>brought by a legislator who said he was fed up with
>>>>a religious undertone at the Capitol.
>>>
>>>In a state determined to remain mired in 1952, run by a Babdist
>>>governor and unwilling to accept that Patsy Cline has been worm chow for
>>>years, everything bears the unhealthy combo stench of religion and
>>>burned pork. I wear asbestos tighties so they don't throw mine on the
>>>fire of their zeal.
>>>
>>>Oh Lord, please forgive me for HATING THE TOWERING FUCK OUT OF THE
>>>PURITANS. PLEASE PUT WHITE-HOT C-CLAMPS ON THEIR PRIVATES, IN YER NAME,
>>>AMEN.
>>>
>>>--
>>
>>
>> Go for the "Full Faubus"
>> It's sort of like the "Full Cleavland"
>> but without the leisure suit.
>>
>> Fables of Faubus
>> Charlie Mingus
>> http://www.musicexpert.com/img62/op_1_dm_10020/8898226_f_g_1.jpg
>>
>>
>
>I say infect Connie with AIDS and black syphilis, then throw her naked
>onto the floor in the middle of the Arkansas State House Assembly, then
>see how fast she can pass it on in the resulting massive fuck fest.
>Them Arkansasans might be dumb but they're *FULLA* cum. Lookie Slick
>Willie.
Yeah!
Fau-bus! Fau-bus! Fau-bus!
Fau!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:47:34 GMT
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Here's a great Clinton tale that may help explain part of it:
He once said in an interview that the difference between Presbyterians
(I believe it was) and Baptists was that when you saw a fellow Presby in
the liquor store, they'd wave and say 'hi.' A fellow Babdtist would try
to hide and pretend he had not seen you at all.
That kind of "shame" is a damned shame and a prime example of why
getting even a BAD joke is vastly superior to cringing behind a stack of
cases of Old Uncle "Bob's" Snakebite Curative and Battery Terminal
Cleaner.
--
HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian
I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry