Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 18:35:19 -0700
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Ass Huey 10 Questions, an see what he say.
1) Which flavor jello makes the best warm enema?
2) How many Nenslo's can dance?
3) Why is 3 times 7?
4) Which song would you rather hear an extended
version of, that would answer your questions:
"Norweigan Wood" or "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?
5) What is that thing in your nose?
6) What is the secret SubGenius handshake?
7) When they made the plaster cast of Rev Stang's
colon, what did it smell like?
8) Is it true that Ron Jeremy?
9) Why did you vote for George W. Bush?
10) By the time you read this it will be too late.
--
"If you can't be the head, don't be
the backside because there is nothing
there but a tail."
-- Saddam Hussein
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 02:41:21 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
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> Ass Huey 10 Questions, an see what he say.
>
> 1) Which flavor jello makes the best warm enema?
Boysenberry. Ask Michael Jackson.
> 2) How many Nenslo's can dance?
Nenslo's can is never the topic of polite conversation.
>
> 3) Why is 3 times 7?
Because 7 ate Nine.
>
> 4) Which song would you rather hear an extended
> version of, that would answer your questions:
> "Norweigan Wood" or "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?
This Bird has Flown
>
> 5) What is that thing in your nose?
>
I let you know when I have fingered it out.
> 6) What is the secret SubGenius handshake?
One hand clapping. What else?!
> 7) When they made the plaster cast of Rev Stang's
> colon, what did it smell like?
A semicolon
>
> 8) Is it true that Ron Jeremy?
Yes, but Peter Northed
>
> 9) Why did you vote for George W. Bush?
You don't vote for George W. Bush, you get down from his mother.
> 10) By the time you read this it will be too late.
If I could read, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.
--
ArWePoppinFresh
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 16:17:02 GMT
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>>>>Ass Huey 10 Questions, an see what he say.
>>1) Which flavor jello makes the best warm enema?
Tropical Peyote Cyclone.
>>2) How many Nenslo's can dance?
None. His shoes are so tight, his eyes are on stalks, so dancing as we
know it is RIGHT OUT.
3) Why is 3 times 7?
Because 4 is really an uppity bitch when the chips are down and
two-timed 8.
4) Which song would you rather hear an extended
version of, that would answer your questions:
"Norweigan Wood" or "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?
That depends on who is performing it, GWAR or The Dead Karen
Carpenters.
5) What is that thing in your nose?
Fenian's finger. Crazy fucker thinks there is treasure up there or
something. Get away, crazy man, slap slap.
6) What is the secret SubGenius handshake?
Firmly grasp the other's opposing hand in your own. Both cry
"HNEEEEEEYAH!" and bang foreheads together. Then lapels are grasped for
the hearty belly bump, while "MECKALEKKAHUNGH!" is ululated. After this,
each grabs the belt buckle of the other and jacks it up and down rapidly
while yelling "EIEIEIEIEIEIE!" Then both turn to the gaping crowd and
yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? WE ARE AS DOBBS MADE US, YOU
VAPID TWATS!!!!"
7) When they made the plaster cast of Rev Stang's
colon, what did it smell like?
A meat pie made from giant squid tips.
8) Is it true that Ron Jeremy?
Yes, until it became so calloused, he had to become a producer.
9) Why did you vote for George W. Bush?
I had a really high fever and thought I was in front of a vending
machine. This gum tastes terrible! Oops!
10) By the time you read this it will be too late.
What, again?
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HellPope Huey
I mostly just want a better chair
and to not have to hold the chicken
between my knees.
Is that so WRONG??
How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts?
It depraves and corrupts me.
- Malcolm Muggeridge
"You think Christmas falls out of a clear blue sky??
Well it DOESN'T!! It falls out of my holly-jolly BUTT!!"
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 08:18:42 -0500
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ArWeGod wrote:
>
> You don't vote for George W. Bush, you get down from his mother.
>
I agree with this post. The rest is just silly.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 11 Feb 2005 11:09:27 -0800
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1) Which flavor jello makes the best warm enema?
Thats no lady, thats my wife!
2) How many Nenslo's can dance?
To get to the other side
3) Why is 3 times 7?
Becuase it mother was a wafer so long
4) Which song would you rather hear an extended
version of, that would answer your questions:
"Norweigan Wood" or "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?
No but if you hum a few bars I think I can fake it!
5) What is that thing in your nose?
Then the Texan yells 'REMEMBER THE ALAMO!" grabs the mexican and throws
him out the plane
6) What is the secret SubGenius handshake?
Is that a Doberman in your pants or are you just gald to see me?
7) When they made the plaster cast of Rev Stang's
colon, what did it smell like?
Then the Rabbi says "is that a Pork chop in your pocket or you just
another suicide bomber?"
8) Is it true that Ron Jeremy?
Yes, in Marilyn's Chambers.
9) Why did you vote for George W. Bush?
The local detactment of "The Young Marines" and the "Marine Corps
League" had pistols pointed at my head.
10) By the time you read this it will be too late.
Good thing I can't read!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 13:22:44 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
Most reasonable answers yet.
However, your answer is supposed to be in the form
of a question, like: "What is Ultraviolence, Alex?"
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"