Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 23:02:10 -0800
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Now that your autobiographical thread is over I finally remembered. I
tried to read as much of it as I could. But now I remember - you are
the one who glues army men and plastic flowers onto styrofoam wig heads, right?
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 03:02:00 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 23:02:10 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>Now that your autobiographical thread is over I finally remembered. I
>tried to read as much of it as I could. But now I remember - you are
>the one who glues army men and plastic flowers onto styrofoam wig heads, right?
Reflective tape collages, space paint paintings, beaded things and
jewelry.
Here's a link to some of the newer things on Deviant Art.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 04:17:44 -0500
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 03:02:00 -0600, HdMrs.Salacia wrote:
> Reflective tape collages, space paint paintings, beaded things and
> jewelry.
>
> Here's a link to some of the newer things on Deviant Art.
>
> http://hdmrssalacia.deviantart.com/
I can't help but notice that you have no works named after me.
By the way, I use compressed air to blow drinking straws into
baked potatoes.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 10:40:55 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 23:02:10 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>
>>Now that your autobiographical thread is over I finally remembered. I
>>tried to read as much of it as I could. But now I remember - you are
>>the one who glues army men and plastic flowers onto styrofoam wig heads, right?
>
>Reflective tape collages, space paint paintings, beaded things and
>jewelry.
>
>Here's a link to some of the newer things on Deviant Art.
>
>http://hdmrssalacia.deviantart.com/
>
>"Kook Fight" on that page is about alt.slack
Oh, the necklace is nice! (it is a necklace, right?)
One guy showed me how to make earrings out of gold wire.
He'd wind gold wire around a pencil 10-15 times, then flatten
it out and bend a hook on one end.
Please don't make any decoupage.
People would come into the art supply store
and want decoupage supplies, and I'd have to
get drunk all over again, it really played Hobbes
with my bar tab.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 08:27:53 -0600
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 10:40:55 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> Please don't make any decoupage.
>People would come into the art supply store
>and want decoupage supplies, and I'd have to
>get drunk all over again, it really played Hobbes
>with my bar tab.
>
t oo late.
Salacia: "Do you have Sculpey or Femo?"
Konig Prusse: "Aisle 7"
(Konig takes a swig from the Nyquil in his hip flask and moves onto
finishing the deadly throwing star he's making out of Xacto blades)
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 14:45:04 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 10:40:55 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
>
>> Please don't make any decoupage.
>>People would come into the art supply store
>>and want decoupage supplies, and I'd have to
>>get drunk all over again, it really played Hobbes
>>with my bar tab.
>>
>
>t oo late.
>
>Salacia: "Do you have Sculpey or Femo?"
>
>Konig Prusse: "Aisle 7"
>
>(Konig takes a swig from the Nyquil in his hip flask and moves onto
>finishing the deadly throwing star he's making out of Xacto blades)
Well, back in the framing section, there was a trash can full of glass
trimmed from the prints under glass, and a big steel bar for holding
down mats for cutting. So, I'd take the steel bar and throw it into the
trash can full of glass, it made a really loud and satisfying crash.
A couple of times a week, we'd have Life Drawing Class,
and it would really bring out the perves. You'd think they'd
never seen anyone nekkid before.
Celuclay, aisle #5
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 16:31:30 -0500
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> >> Please don't make any decoupage.
> >>People would come into the art supply store
> >>and want decoupage supplies, and I'd have to
> >>get drunk all over again, it really played Hobbes
> >>with my bar tab.
> >>
> >
> >t oo late.
> >
> >Salacia: "Do you have Sculpey or Femo?"
> >
> >Konig Prusse: "Aisle 7"
> >
> >(Konig takes a swig from the Nyquil in his hip flask and moves onto
> >finishing the deadly throwing star he's making out of Xacto blades)
>
> Well, back in the framing section, there was a trash can full of glass
> trimmed from the prints under glass, and a big steel bar for holding
> down mats for cutting. So, I'd take the steel bar and throw it into the
> trash can full of glass, it made a really loud and satisfying crash.
>
> A couple of times a week, we'd have Life Drawing Class,
> and it would really bring out the perves. You'd think they'd
> never seen anyone nekkid before.
Or the religious dipshits that guffaw and freak out "OMG! NUDE?!?!?! WTF!! I
can't watch! ewwwwwwww!!!!!" One of christ's little idiots was in my drawing
class last year & would squeal about how SHE couldn't possibly draw nude
MALES or see FEMALE GENITALIA. What the fuck? Don't you see your own tit's
and pussycat every fucking day?
What little restraint I have was used up to prevent myself from smacking the
vacuous abomination upside her head and putting her and the rest of the
class out of our misery. She was, thankfully, the exception. Yet another
clueless twat letting a 2000 year old fairy tale do the thinking for her...
Later that semester, in the same class, one of the male model's apparently
had a "limp ejaculation". Or as it was told to me (since I was absent &
didn't get to personally witness the, uh, event): "Like, uh, he was standing
there, posing, and his THING, you know, was like limp, when CUM, OMG, CUM!
dripped out of his want and hung there like some drool or snot! OMG! It was
so DISGUSTING! OMG! OMG! It hung there for like forever! And HE didn't do
anything! Like he didn't know!!!! OMG! I was so grossed out! OMG!" This, of
course, wasn't told to me by the aforementioned christian lobotomy subject
(who, by this time, found ways to get out of nude drawing studies), but
another female classmate. Hot one too, with big hooters and one hell of an
ass.
Oh yeah, good times. You'd be amazed how much rubber cement looks like
ejaculate and how easily you can freak out class mates with it. Well, at
least remind them of the "event" (as it became known). To bad this happened
near the end of the semester, I could've MILKED it real good.
Shazbot!
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 7 Mar 2005 19:13:42 -0800
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"vacuous abomination ".
Thank you. A new insult has been added to my arsenal.
--C.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 14:00:44 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
>
> >the one who glues army men and plastic flowers onto styrofoam wig heads, right?
>
Well, nobody got THAT joke.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800
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My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
or 3 times. He doesn't always like to go out if it is breezy, but if he
is in the mood it makes him kind of crazy and he scampers around and
sometimes makes a dash up the tree about three feet. That's about as
far as he gets except for the one time he made it all the way over the
first branch about five feet up. Sometimes when he's been sleeping and
wakes up he stretches his two front legs down along his belly with his
eyes tight shut and his tongue comes out and it is the cutest thing you
have ever seen. He is a very big cat but is mostly hair. When he sees
another cat he will sometimes run right up to them just because he wants
to be friends and he is so big he sometimes freaks them out and they run
and he runs after them and they run faster and he runs after them still
and they scramble over the fence thinking he must be trying to get them
and all he wants is to go up to them and stand about six inches away.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 02:13:15 -0600
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On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
>He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
>the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
>or 3 times. He doesn't always like to go out if it is breezy, but if he
>is in the mood it makes him kind of crazy and he scampers around and
>sometimes makes a dash up the tree about three feet. That's about as
>far as he gets except for the one time he made it all the way over the
>first branch about five feet up. Sometimes when he's been sleeping and
>wakes up he stretches his two front legs down along his belly with his
>eyes tight shut and his tongue comes out and it is the cutest thing you
>have ever seen. He is a very big cat but is mostly hair. When he sees
>another cat he will sometimes run right up to them just because he wants
>to be friends and he is so big he sometimes freaks them out and they run
>and he runs after them and they run faster and he runs after them still
>and they scramble over the fence thinking he must be trying to get them
>and all he wants is to go up to them and stand about six inches away.
I like cats. It's a good thing I have allergies otherwise I would have
turned out to be one of those crazy ladies with 60 strays in her
house. Schroedinger's Cat Lady.
Dogs are great too. Especially ugly dogs. Like Pope Perro. He's so
ugly he's cool. If I wasn't allergic to them I'd get a big ugly
drooling, fat, clumsy, slobbery bull dog. And teach him to play poker.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 09:50:54 +0000 (UTC)
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>
>>My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
>>He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
>>the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
>>or 3 times. He doesn't always like to go out if it is breezy, but if he
>>is in the mood it makes him kind of crazy and he scampers around and
>>sometimes makes a dash up the tree about three feet. That's about as
>>far as he gets except for the one time he made it all the way over the
>>first branch about five feet up. Sometimes when he's been sleeping and
>>wakes up he stretches his two front legs down along his belly with his
>>eyes tight shut and his tongue comes out and it is the cutest thing you
>>have ever seen. He is a very big cat but is mostly hair. When he sees
>>another cat he will sometimes run right up to them just because he wants
>>to be friends and he is so big he sometimes freaks them out and they run
>>and he runs after them and they run faster and he runs after them still
>>and they scramble over the fence thinking he must be trying to get them
>>and all he wants is to go up to them and stand about six inches away.
I just KNEW Nenslo was a cat person - he radiates that sort of calm
>
>
> I like cats. It's a good thing I have allergies otherwise I would have
> turned out to be one of those crazy ladies with 60 strays in her
> house. Schroedinger's Cat Lady.
>
> Dogs are great too. Especially ugly dogs. Like Pope Perro. He's so
> ugly he's cool. If I wasn't allergic to them I'd get a big ugly
> drooling, fat, clumsy, slobbery bull dog. And teach him to play poker.
sounds like you need Pope Black in your life
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 11:33:49 GMT
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Pope Phil wrote:
>
>
>HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>> On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>>
>>
>>>My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
>>>He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
>>>the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
>>>or 3 times. He doesn't always like to go out if it is breezy, but if he
>>>is in the mood it makes him kind of crazy and he scampers around and
>>>sometimes makes a dash up the tree about three feet. That's about as
>>>far as he gets except for the one time he made it all the way over the
>>>first branch about five feet up. Sometimes when he's been sleeping and
>>>wakes up he stretches his two front legs down along his belly with his
>>>eyes tight shut and his tongue comes out and it is the cutest thing you
>>>have ever seen. He is a very big cat but is mostly hair. When he sees
>>>another cat he will sometimes run right up to them just because he wants
>>>to be friends and he is so big he sometimes freaks them out and they run
>>>and he runs after them and they run faster and he runs after them still
>>>and they scramble over the fence thinking he must be trying to get them
>>>and all he wants is to go up to them and stand about six inches away.
>
>
>I just KNEW Nenslo was a cat person - he radiates that sort of calm
>
I figured it out because he has hissy fits and
coughs up fur balls alla time.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 10:43:12 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:xSZSd.68923$Th1.2811@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Pope Phil wrote:
> >
> >HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> >> On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800, nenslo
wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's
cold.
> >
> >I just KNEW Nenslo was a cat person - he radiates that sort of calm
> >
>
> I figured it out because he has hissy fits and
> coughs up fur balls alla time.
I thought it was ball fur that he coughed up. I remember this one
time...
--
ArWeSummerRomance
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 05:36:15 -0500
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
message news:6aeo115u6r911nlc769jd5euqri85q0sh4@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
> >
> >My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
> >He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
> >the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
> >or 3 times. He doesn't always like to go out if it is breezy, but if he
> >is in the mood it makes him kind of crazy and he scampers around and
> >sometimes makes a dash up the tree about three feet. That's about as
> >far as he gets except for the one time he made it all the way over the
> >first branch about five feet up. Sometimes when he's been sleeping and
> >wakes up he stretches his two front legs down along his belly with his
> >eyes tight shut and his tongue comes out and it is the cutest thing you
> >have ever seen. He is a very big cat but is mostly hair. When he sees
> >another cat he will sometimes run right up to them just because he wants
> >to be friends and he is so big he sometimes freaks them out and they run
> >and he runs after them and they run faster and he runs after them still
> >and they scramble over the fence thinking he must be trying to get them
> >and all he wants is to go up to them and stand about six inches away.
>
> I like cats. It's a good thing I have allergies otherwise I would have
> turned out to be one of those crazy ladies with 60 strays in her
> house. Schroedinger's Cat Lady.
>
> Dogs are great too. Especially ugly dogs. Like Pope Perro. He's so
> ugly he's cool. If I wasn't allergic to them I'd get a big ugly
> drooling, fat, clumsy, slobbery bull dog. And teach him to play poker.
Ya know, they got drugs for that. Then you can get all the four legged
furballs ya want wandering amuck around yer abode. My cat, Shazbot the
Fuzzy, he's currently imaginary, because I can't afford the real thing, but
he rules. Like "Bob". I got all the proper kitty accoutrements, but I spent
the rest of my money on "Bob" so now, being a truly broke college student, I
have no more dough. But gawdamn, when I score some green, fuck yeah, I'm
gonna get me a cat. He'll be fucking cool. And furry. And purr 'n stuff. And
unlike the rest of ya cockfucking mothersuckers, he'll love me, cuz I saved
his ass from certain death at the shelter.
Shazbot!
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 11:31:22 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:55:01 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>
>>My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
>>He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
>>the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
>>or 3 times. He doesn't always like to go out if it is breezy, but if he
>>is in the mood it makes him kind of crazy and he scampers around and
>>sometimes makes a dash up the tree about three feet. That's about as
>>far as he gets except for the one time he made it all the way over the
>>first branch about five feet up. Sometimes when he's been sleeping and
>>wakes up he stretches his two front legs down along his belly with his
>>eyes tight shut and his tongue comes out and it is the cutest thing you
>>have ever seen. He is a very big cat but is mostly hair. When he sees
>>another cat he will sometimes run right up to them just because he wants
>>to be friends and he is so big he sometimes freaks them out and they run
>>and he runs after them and they run faster and he runs after them still
>>and they scramble over the fence thinking he must be trying to get them
>>and all he wants is to go up to them and stand about six inches away.
>
>I like cats. It's a good thing I have allergies otherwise I would have
>turned out to be one of those crazy ladies with 60 strays in her
>house. Schroedinger's Cat Lady.
I guess that I'm sort of like "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag-Lady"
>
>Dogs are great too. Especially ugly dogs. Like Pope Perro. He's so
>ugly he's cool. If I wasn't allergic to them I'd get a big ugly
>drooling, fat, clumsy, slobbery bull dog. And teach him to play poker.
My school-marm friend got a Tibetan Mastiff, it's a bear dog.
And it actually got to chase a bear! A little black bear was
trying to get into the gobidge cans.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 16:41:39 GMT
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In article <421C28C4.A61EA11E@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
> He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
> the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
> or 3 times.
HAW HAW HAW, the Mighty Nenslo can be manipulated by a $#@! CAT!
Mr. Sardonicus, He of the Lofty, Sneering Intellect vs. less than 10
pounds of fur and tendons and the crapping yowler wins! You are SO
busted!
Sounds like a pretty good analogy for the general state of the world.
--
HellPope Huey
If I whacked my forehead and went "D'OH!"
for every mistake I'd made,
I could rest a beer can in the hollow
I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one:
"O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous."
And God granted it.
- Voltaire
I may be a living legend,
but that sure don't help
when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 21:17:15 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>
> HAW HAW HAW, the Mighty Nenslo can be manipulated by a $#@! CAT!
> Mr. Sardonicus, He of the Lofty, Sneering Intellect vs. less than 10
> pounds of fur and tendons and the crapping yowler wins! You are SO
> busted!
Frank weighs THIRTEEN pounds and is slowly gaining every year. So screw
ya.
Know what I always tell him? "Best thing about you is you can't talk."
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:09:58 GMT
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In article <421D6359.A4861C9E@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > HAW HAW HAW, the Mighty Nenslo can be manipulated by a $#@! CAT!
> > Mr. Sardonicus, He of the Lofty, Sneering Intellect vs. less than 10
> > pounds of fur and tendons and the crapping yowler wins! You are SO
> > busted!
>
> Frank weighs THIRTEEN pounds and is slowly gaining every year. So screw
> ya.
I am truly surprised that he has not clawed your balls in your sleep by
now. Cats aren't all that smart after all.
> Know what I always tell him? "Best thing about you is you can't talk."
Same with many denizens of Usenet. Too bad they can still TYPE, huh?
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:43:30 +0000 (UTC)
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <421C28C4.A61EA11E@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
>
>>My cat Frankenstein doesn't like to go out in the morning if it's cold.
>>He makes me open the sliding glass door and just stands there sniffing
>>the air until I give up and close it again. Sometimes I have to do it 2
>>or 3 times.
>
>
> HAW HAW HAW, the Mighty Nenslo can be manipulated by a $#@! CAT!
> Mr. Sardonicus, He of the Lofty, Sneering Intellect vs. less than 10
> pounds of fur and tendons and the crapping yowler wins! You are SO
> busted!
remember kids: cats can by like Kryptonite in the right circumstances.
except Kryptonite is real and cats are made up things from a comic.