BUSH CHANGING HIS NAME TO 'GOD'

Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 19:21:14 -0500

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http://tinyurl.com/5jxrq

By JAKE ANDERSON

In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from his
reelection, he's changing his name to "God."

"Bush has already remarked that God wanted him to be President," a top
cabinet official says. "By changing his name to 'God,' he's just making it
official."




Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 9 Feb 2005 16:57:45 -0800

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yeh. When you changing your name to WHINEY TINY DICKED BITCHFAGGOT?

oh. by the by. If you SLURP up your mother's vaginal snot. It'll give
you magicKal powers! It is exceptionally potent for jewboys.

So get that bitch all juiced up with reruns of the DINA SHORE show and
then start lapping that goddamn WHOREMONSTER COW!

Use your nose while you're doing it. Mommy loves it like that. Tasting
quite lovely.



Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 20:16:08 -0500

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news:1107997064.974098.266770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> yeh. When you changing your name to WHINEY TINY DICKED BITCHFAGGOT?
>
> oh. by the by. If you SLURP up your mother's vaginal snot. It'll give
> you magicKal powers! It is exceptionally potent for jewboys.
>
> So get that bitch all juiced up with reruns of the DINA SHORE show and
> then start lapping that goddamn WHOREMONSTER COW!
>
> Use your nose while you're doing it. Mommy loves it like that. Tasting
> quite lovely.

Ah that's cute. A pink wandered in and puffed up his chest like all the big
strong yeti! Loogid im go! Tee hee!




Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 9 Feb 2005 17:35:19 -0800

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Yeah. I'm the greatest thing since SLICED BREAD!

I fucking AM! My little PEGGY-WEGGY FAG-RABBIT!

Bbydhyonchord



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:25:05 GMT

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In article <1107997064.974098.266770@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:

> yeh. When you changing your name to WHINEY TINY DICKED BITCHFAGGOT?
> > oh. by the by. If you SLURP up your mother's vaginal snot. It'll give
> you magicKal powers! It is exceptionally potent for jewboys.
> > So get that bitch all juiced up with reruns of the DINA SHORE show and
> then start lapping that goddamn WHOREMONSTER COW!
> > Use your nose while you're doing it. Mommy loves it like that. Tasting
> quite lovely.

You need to spring for a higher grade of toilet paper. That cheap stuff
has too many splinters in it and its apparently making you really
cranky.

--

HellPope Huey
Searching for my inner Bastard
or my name isn't Sphinkler Bumcrot

If we are forced, at every hour,
to watch or listen to horrible events,
this constant stream of ghastly impressions
will deprive even the most delicate among us
of all respect for humanity.
- Cicero

Exit, pursued by a bear.
-William Shakespeare,
Stage direction in "The Winter's Tale"


Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 9 Feb 2005 17:27:57 -0800

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I'm in a goddamn JOLLY mood, motherfucker! Shows you just how goddamn
insightful you are you dumbass bitch bastard prickmonster.



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:34:19 GMT

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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari" wrote:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5jxrq
>
>By JAKE ANDERSON
>
>In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from his
>reelection, he's changing his name to "God."
>
>"Bush has already remarked that God wanted him to be President," a top
>cabinet official says. "By changing his name to 'God,' he's just making it
>official."
>
>

Isn't there a First Amendment issue there?




Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 23:33:56 -0800

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In article <1OxOd.48$0E2.3371@news20.bellglobal.com>, "fenian
d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:

> http://tinyurl.com/5jxrq
>
> By JAKE ANDERSON
>
> In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from his
> reelection, he's changing his name to "God."
>
> "Bush has already remarked that God wanted him to be President," a top
> cabinet official says. "By changing his name to 'God,' he's just making it
> official."

Well, he's certainly doing God's work. He delivered Iraq right into
the hands of the ayatolahs. I wonder how long it will be before
Average Americans (tm) realize their sons and daughters died so that
Iraq could be an Islamic Republic?

Oh, the irony....

pb


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 00:20:02 -0800

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On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 23:33:56 -0800, polar bear wrote:

>In article <1OxOd.48$0E2.3371@news20.bellglobal.com>, "fenian
>d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/5jxrq
>>
>> By JAKE ANDERSON
>>
>> In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from his
>> reelection, he's changing his name to "God."
>>
>> "Bush has already remarked that God wanted him to be President," a top
>> cabinet official says. "By changing his name to 'God,' he's just making it
>> official."
>
>Well, he's certainly doing God's work. He delivered Iraq right into
>the hands of the ayatolahs. I wonder how long it will be before
>Average Americans (tm) realize their sons and daughters died so that
>Iraq could be an Islamic Republic?
>
>Oh, the irony....
>
>pb

I think when God does finally show up, we will all be surprised to
find that it isn't the Arab God, it isn't the Jewish God, it isn't the
European God, but rather it will turn out to be the Cockatoo God who
is the one True God Of Everything.

And that he has been doing miracles left and right for the cockatoos
but nobody noticed.

And when we ask Him "but ... what about US?" He will say "what ABOUT
you?"


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Some might say I that I am a bad drag mom for letting my baby go into the desert
with a genetically challenged drag queen in the first place

http://panchesco.com/livingproof/papabitch/000016.php



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 11:13:07 GMT

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polar bear wrote:
>In article <1OxOd.48$0E2.3371@news20.bellglobal.com>, "fenian
>d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
>
>> http://tinyurl.com/5jxrq
>>
>> By JAKE ANDERSON
>>
>> In a major sign that President Bush believes he has a huge mandate from his
>> reelection, he's changing his name to "God."
>>
>> "Bush has already remarked that God wanted him to be President," a top
>> cabinet official says. "By changing his name to 'God,' he's just making it
>> official."
>
>Well, he's certainly doing God's work. He delivered Iraq right into
>the hands of the ayatolahs. I wonder how long it will be before
>Average Americans (tm) realize their sons and daughters died so that
>Iraq could be an Islamic Republic?
>
>Oh, the irony....
>
>pb

I think that it's like Cowboys&Indians--
The Cowboys gots to have Indians, and
the A-rabs are it, for the time being.

Too chicken-shit to take-on mainland China!

Wuh, you think that the World Trade Center was a smoking hole,
to paraphrase Che, "Two, three, many smoking holes!"

Black glass for miles!

Naw, they'll stick with picking on the Indians; and not brave warriors,
but squaws armed with wooden soup spoons. It makes them feel manly.

Pesky redskins!