Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:44:04 GMT
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The scythe
Taking off the belt of previous lovers' heads to get to the "Good
Thing".
The necklace of shrunken heads.
The smell of blood, every day of the month! - come on, guys, am I right
or am I right??!
She's a BITCH! I mean, I've dated bitches, but she's a Bitch!
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ArWeInACycle
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark" Date: 7 Feb 2005 06:10:10 -0800
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ArWeGod wrote:
> The scythe
>
> Taking off the belt of previous lovers' heads to get to the "Good
> Thing".
>
> The necklace of shrunken heads.
>
> The smell of blood, every day of the month! - come on, guys, am I
right
> or am I right??!
>
> She's a BITCH! I mean, I've dated bitches, but she's a Bitch!
>
> --
> ArWeInACycle
I watched Lassie a million times when I was a kid. Sure I knew she was
a bitch. But I never saw the rest of the stuff you've listed. Was it in
Timmy's closet? And what the hell is with you wanting to date
collies?!?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 08:37:49 -0700
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ArWeGod wrote:
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Okay, so we're in an open relationship.
It's just sex. It's not like she's going to
tear your chest cavity open and consume your
still beating heart. I'm not the jealous
type.
But you might ask her to go for the "modern"
look instead of that old Hindu get-up. She's
a natural mall rat, so she can get her own
outfits, but make sure she gets a makeover by
someone who understands that 'less is more'
with makeup.
N.B.: don't loan her your credit cards. She
loves biker bars, monster truck rallies, and
other PWT fine arts.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: "Rev Carter" Date: 7 Feb 2005 12:41:44 -0800
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I think it's interesting that our current Secretary of State is a
living avatar of the Black death goddes...
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 14:54:00 -0700
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Rev Carter wrote:
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> I think it's interesting that our current
> Secretary of State is a living avatar of the
> Black death goddes...
You have to admit that she is damn good at it.
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"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"