Bill Cosby Dodges Charges
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 18 Feb 2005 06:35:17 -0800
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He won't face criminal charges, but Comedian Bill Cosby may face a
lawsuit over allegations that he fondled a Canadian woman. Pennsylvania
authorities could not find enough credible and admissible evidence,
(since it melted) against Cosby that would lead to a criminal
conviction.
A former Temple University student says Cosby drugged her with a
date-rape-drug-riddled Jello Pudding Pop, and then fondled her with a
strap-on Jello Pudding Pop at his Philadelphia home. Cosby, wiping his
fingers on a trademark Huxtable sweater, denies the allegations. The
woman's lawyer says she will probably file a lawsuit, since there
isn't always room for Jello.
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 18 Feb 2005 08:04:36 -0800
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Cosby should go straight to jail and receive $200 Monopoly money to
spend there. Because of damaging us all for life with his stupid
Huxtable sweaters.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 15:18:47 -0800
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Doktor Dark wrote:
>
> He won't face criminal charges, but Comedian Bill Cosby may face a
> lawsuit over allegations that he fondled a Canadian woman.
A CANADIAN woman! Hell, man, that ain't miscegenation, that's BESTIALITY.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 04:28:46 GMT
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In article <421677D6.9828FDE@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Doktor Dark wrote:
> >
> > He won't face criminal charges, but Comedian Bill Cosby may face a
> > lawsuit over allegations that he fondled a Canadian woman.
>
> A CANADIAN woman! Hell, man, that ain't miscegenation, that's BESTIALITY.
Oh, I dunno... their silvery pelts are really soft & tittylating. But
hell, I get wood just stroking a rabbit fur purse. Or watching Modemac
stroke one. Christ, kill me now, UNH UNH UNH!!
--
HellPope Huey
I'm replacing Conan O'Brien in November.
Tune in, won't you?
Just as every conviction begins as a whim
so does every emancipator
serve his apprenticeship as a crank.
~Heywood Broun
"I'm going to go into rap music;
I'm going to call myself 'Muff Daddy.'"
- Eric Idle
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 18 Feb 2005 16:35:19 -0800
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>>He won't face criminal charges, but Comedian Bill Cosby may face a
lawsuit over allegations that he fondled a Canadian woman. Pennsylvania
authorities could not find enough credible and admissible evidence,
(since it melted) against Cosby that would lead to a criminal
conviction.
A former Temple University student says Cosby drugged her with a
date-rape-drug-riddled Jello Pudding Pop, and then fondled her with a
strap-on Jello Pudding Pop at his Philadelphia home. Cosby, wiping his
fingers on a trademark Huxtable sweater, denies the allegations. The
woman's lawyer says she will probably file a lawsuit, since there
isn't always room for Jello. <<
Mr. Cosby has been to Dover, DE several times over the past few years.
He has made numerious appearances at the Dover Downs Slots....err Video
Lottery Casino.
And he has made the commensment speach at Delaware State University
(wher his brother, Russell, whoime he slept with attended and had a few
classes with my brother who was one of the few honkeys to attend in
those days)
But in all those visist, NOT ONCE has he visited the Jello and Jello
Pudding factory on the West side of town!
Thats gratitude for you!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 17:10:49 -0800
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On 18 Feb 2005 06:35:17 -0800, "Doktor Dark" wrote:
>He won't face criminal charges, but Comedian Bill Cosby may face a
>lawsuit over allegations that he fondled a Canadian woman. Pennsylvania
>authorities could not find enough credible and admissible evidence,
>(since it melted) against Cosby that would lead to a criminal
>conviction.
>
>A former Temple University student says Cosby drugged her with a
>date-rape-drug-riddled Jello Pudding Pop, and then fondled her with a
>strap-on Jello Pudding Pop at his Philadelphia home. Cosby, wiping his
>fingers on a trademark Huxtable sweater, denies the allegations. The
>woman's lawyer says she will probably file a lawsuit, since there
>isn't always room for Jello.
he needs to change his got damn name.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients.
But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces,
and this is what annoys me."
-Jack Handey
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 20 Feb 2005 04:53:19 -0800
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More from todays news:
The woman told the following story to authorities:
She had been out to dinner with Cosby and mutual friends at a
Philadelphia area restaurant and was invited alone to come back to his
place. After she complained of stress, Cosby gave her a Jello pudding
pop-- "laced with herbal medication," he said -- that made her dizzy.
Though her memory is hazy, she remembers Cosby touching her breast and
placing her hand on his genitals, onto which he had strapped on another
humdinger-sized Jello Pudding Pop that vibrated. She awoke at 4 a.m. to
find her clothing in disarray, a melted pudding pop in her twat, and
her bra undone. She then drove herself home. "Before I had passed out
I remembered him cavorting about about wearing nothing nothing but a
baby-doll Huxtable sweater and strap-on pudding pop harness. He was
giggling hysterically, and said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
'If your ear was a cunt, I'd a fucked it' ", she insisted.
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 20 Feb 2005 10:29:29 -0800
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Doktor Dark wrote:
> More from todays news:
>
> The woman told the following story to authorities:
>
> She had been out to dinner with Cosby and mutual friends at a
> Philadelphia area restaurant and was invited alone to come back to
his
> place. After she complained of stress, Cosby gave her a Jello pudding
> pop-- "laced with herbal medication," he said -- that made her dizzy.
> Though her memory is hazy, she remembers Cosby touching her breast
and
> placing her hand on his genitals, onto which he had strapped on
another
> humdinger-sized Jello Pudding Pop that vibrated. She awoke at 4 a.m.
to
> find her clothing in disarray, a melted pudding pop in her twat, and
> her bra undone. She then drove herself home. "Before I had passed out
> I remembered him cavorting about about wearing nothing nothing but a
> baby-doll Huxtable sweater and strap-on pudding pop harness. He was
> giggling hysterically, and said with a grin, as he wiped off his
chin,
> 'If your ear was a cunt, I'd a fucked it' ", she insisted.
Ha ha I bet he still got cases of those Jello pudding
pop strap-ons from the 1980's stacked in the trunk
of his Lexus after getting hard-ons after appearing
on Hannity and O' Reilly.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 18:51:41 GMT
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In article <1108903999.286167.39400@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> She had been out to dinner with Cosby and mutual friends at a
> Philadelphia area restaurant and was invited alone to come back to his
> place. After she complained of stress, Cosby gave her a Jello pudding
> pop-- "laced with herbal medication," he said -- that made her dizzy.
> Though her memory is hazy, she remembers Cosby touching her breast and
> placing her hand on his genitals, onto which he had strapped on another
> humdinger-sized Jello Pudding Pop that vibrated. She awoke at 4 a.m. to
> find her clothing in disarray, a melted pudding pop in her twat, and
> her bra undone. She then drove herself home. "Before I had passed out
> I remembered him cavorting about about wearing nothing nothing but a
> baby-doll Huxtable sweater and strap-on pudding pop harness. He was
> giggling hysterically, and said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
> 'If your ear was a cunt, I'd a fucked it' ", she insisted.
"Kids Say The Darnedest Things."
--
HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian
I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry