CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Correspondent:: Sternodox
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:14:04 -0600

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My New Pony

By Rev. Sterno

Once upon a time there was these three guys that all had painful
urinary tract infections that caused them to bleed out of their dicks
and one of the guys even had stuff that looked like shit coming out of
his dick but it wasn't actually real shit, it was this fake shit that
his roommate bought at this farmer's market stall and he would sneak
into the urinary tract infection guy's bedroom at night and stuff it
all up in his dick while he was passed out from too much tequila, PCP,
heroin and huffing shoe sole glue, just to freak him out. So the three
guys all went to different doctors to get a cure for their infections
because it hurt so bad when they took a piss and also smelled real bad
and none of their girlfriends would let them buttfuck them in the
mouth. So the first guy goes to this doctor that wasn't really a doctor
but instead was a homo in training that was going to this school that
was training him to be a homo but the guy that ran the school didn't
actually have any of the right credentials or accreditation or anything
and he was just running the school so he could buttfuck guys in the
asshole. But he managed to fake guys out by having these diplomas that
he made in Photoshop and he would sign them and had this fake stamp
that he would stamp them with and he would also rub a little of his own
shit on the corner of the fake diploma because the idea of somebody
that he'd buttfucked for a few months having some of his shit on their
fingers turned him on and he would jack off while thinking about it.
The second guy actually went to a real doctor but the doctor died just
when he was fixing to examine the guy's dick and the guy all of the
sudden turned into a homo and buttfucked the dead doctor in the mouth,
eye sockets, urethra, under his armpits and also in a few slits that he
carved into the doctor's stomach. The third guy that was the one that
had what he thought was shit coming out of his dick went to this
Mexican doctor that didn't have a license to practice medicine in the
United States but snuck across the border and opened up a shop next
door to this company that was trying to invent a perfume that looked
like shit that had been sitting in a dick for about a thousand hundred
days and a half, but that actually smelled like perfume. So the
shit-dicked guy was getting examined by the Mexican and all of the
sudden the Mexican passed out from too many Percodans and while he was
passed out he had this dream about going next door and getting some of
the test perfume that they were making there and bringing it back and
putting in his patient's dick and making it not smell like shit but
just look like shit. But then the Mexican doctor woke up all of the
sudden and had a hard on and started in jacking off real fast and
thinking about the fake shit that was in his patient's dick. Then the
guys from the company next door all of the sudden went insane and broke
into the doctor's office and started in buttfucking the doctor and the
patient and getting real shit all in their own dicks and on them too.
Then a time warp happened and these aliens came through that could only
get sexual gratification if they were tying humans up and setting the
humans' dicks on fire and then cutting the humans' dicks off and
stuffing the cut off dicks full of shit and then sucking the shit out
of the cut off dicks and spitting the shit on each other. So they
started in tying the Mexican and the patient and the insane shit
perfume guys up and setting their dicks on fire. But just then the guy
that was running the fake homo school was just happening to walk by and
looked in the window and saw the aliens fixing to light everybody's
dicks on fire with a propane torch and he started in jacking off
because he never realized that burning dicks with their skin all
getting black and cracked and smelling like horrible car wrecks where
the gas tanks split open and get gas on the drivers' dicks and burns it
off was what totally turned him on more than anything else. So he
started in getting about ready to come and the aliens noticed him and
ran outside and grabbed him and forgot about the other guys and just
started in torturing him and burning his dick and buttfucking him in
the ears and nostrils and stuffing lit propane torches up his fucking
rectum and jabbing his eyes with their own dicks that were made out of
titanium, uranium and confiscated human homo shit, and also they
improved the guy's nerve cells so that the pain from all this was
amplified by over a thousand hundred zillion times more than before and
then due to a sun spot his nerves and brain cells and neurons and stuff
all got connected to everybody on Earth and so everybody on the whole
planet was feeling the exact same pain and horror as the guy, and since
the aliens were immortal and didn't have any sense of time and also
didn't have a watch or a clock, they just kept on buttfucking him and
burning his dick for over a trillion thousand giga-eons until one of
them got tired and took a nap for about a nano-second and then joined
his alien buddies right back doing it some more and everybody on Earth
suffered horribly, without end, forever and ever.

The End

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:08:26 -0700

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Sternodox wrote:
>
> My New Pony
>
> By Rev. Sterno
>
> Once upon a time there was these three guys that all had painful
> urinary tract infections that caused them to bleed out of their dicks
> and one of the guys even had stuff that looked like shit coming out of
> his dick but it wasn't actually real shit, it was this fake shit that
> his roommate bought at this farmer's market stall and he would sneak
> into the urinary tract infection guy's bedroom at night and stuff it
> all up in his dick while he was passed out from too much tequila, PCP,
> heroin and huffing shoe sole glue, just to freak him out. So the three
> guys all went to different doctors to get a cure for their infections
> because it hurt so bad when they took a piss and also smelled real bad
> and none of their girlfriends would let them buttfuck them in the
> mouth. So the first guy goes to this doctor that wasn't really a doctor
> but instead was a homo in training that was going to this school that
> was training him to be a homo but the guy that ran the school didn't
> actually have any of the right credentials or accreditation or anything
> and he was just running the school so he could buttfuck guys in the
> asshole. But he managed to fake guys out by having these diplomas that
> he made in Photoshop and he would sign them and had this fake stamp
> that he would stamp them with and he would also rub a little of his own
> shit on the corner of the fake diploma because the idea of somebody
> that he'd buttfucked for a few months having some of his shit on their
> fingers turned him on and he would jack off while thinking about it.
> The second guy actually went to a real doctor but the doctor died just
> when he was fixing to examine the guy's dick and the guy all of the
> sudden turned into a homo and buttfucked the dead doctor in the mouth,
> eye sockets, urethra, under his armpits and also in a few slits that he
> carved into the doctor's stomach. The third guy that was the one that
> had what he thought was shit coming out of his dick went to this
> Mexican doctor that didn't have a license to practice medicine in the
> United States but snuck across the border and opened up a shop next
> door to this company that was trying to invent a perfume that looked
> like shit that had been sitting in a dick for about a thousand hundred
> days and a half, but that actually smelled like perfume. So the
> shit-dicked guy was getting examined by the Mexican and all of the
> sudden the Mexican passed out from too many Percodans and while he was
> passed out he had this dream about going next door and getting some of
> the test perfume that they were making there and bringing it back and
> putting in his patient's dick and making it not smell like shit but
> just look like shit. But then the Mexican doctor woke up all of the
> sudden and had a hard on and started in jacking off real fast and
> thinking about the fake shit that was in his patient's dick. Then the
> guys from the company next door all of the sudden went insane and broke
> into the doctor's office and started in buttfucking the doctor and the
> patient and getting real shit all in their own dicks and on them too.
> Then a time warp happened and these aliens came through that could only
> get sexual gratification if they were tying humans up and setting the
> humans' dicks on fire and then cutting the humans' dicks off and
> stuffing the cut off dicks full of shit and then sucking the shit out
> of the cut off dicks and spitting the shit on each other. So they
> started in tying the Mexican and the patient and the insane shit
> perfume guys up and setting their dicks on fire. But just then the guy
> that was running the fake homo school was just happening to walk by and
> looked in the window and saw the aliens fixing to light everybody's
> dicks on fire with a propane torch and he started in jacking off
> because he never realized that burning dicks with their skin all
> getting black and cracked and smelling like horrible car wrecks where
> the gas tanks split open and get gas on the drivers' dicks and burns it
> off was what totally turned him on more than anything else. So he
> started in getting about ready to come and the aliens noticed him and
> ran outside and grabbed him and forgot about the other guys and just
> started in torturing him and burning his dick and buttfucking him in
> the ears and nostrils and stuffing lit propane torches up his fucking
> rectum and jabbing his eyes with their own dicks that were made out of
> titanium, uranium and confiscated human homo shit, and also they
> improved the guy's nerve cells so that the pain from all this was
> amplified by over a thousand hundred zillion times more than before and
> then due to a sun spot his nerves and brain cells and neurons and stuff
> all got connected to everybody on Earth and so everybody on the whole
> planet was feeling the exact same pain and horror as the guy, and since
> the aliens were immortal and didn't have any sense of time and also
> didn't have a watch or a clock, they just kept on buttfucking him and
> burning his dick for over a trillion thousand giga-eons until one of
> them got tired and took a nap for about a nano-second and then joined
> his alien buddies right back doing it some more and everybody on Earth
> suffered horribly, without end, forever and ever.
>
> The End

And the all lived happily ever after.

And the moral of the story is:

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 17:55:12 -0700

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

> Sternodox wrote:

>>The End
>
>
> And the all lived happily ever after.
>
> And the moral of the story is:

Keep your stump clean.

JS

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 02:40:18 GMT

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In article <4213D26A.7319@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Sternodox wrote:
> >
> > My New Pony

........ they just kept on buttfucking him and
> > burning his dick for over a trillion thousand giga-eons until one of
> > them got tired and took a nap for about a nano-second and then joined
> > his alien buddies right back doing it some more and everybody on Earth
> > suffered horribly, without end, forever and ever.
> > > > The End
>
> And the all lived happily ever after.
> > And the moral of the story is:

Sterno Horrific Generic Story Generator Module with new Spiked Buttplug
Cumtroller, $25 from www.subgenius.com.

--

HellPope Huey
Part of being HellPope
is that you have to spend
too much time at the office.

It is hard to be strong and not rash.
- Japanese Proverb
[from H.L. Mencken's Dictionary]

"I hear music in my head all the time.
Sometimes it makes my brain throb
and the room starts to turn.
I feel I'm going mad.
With this music, we will paint pictures
of earth and space
so that the listener can be taken somewhere.
It's going to be something
that will open up a new sense in people's minds.
- Jimi Hendrix

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 18:52:35 -0800

Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 18:15:53 +1100

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> then due to a sun spot his nerves and brain cells and neurons and stuff
> all got connected to everybody on Earth and so everybody on the whole
> planet was feeling the exact same pain and horror as the guy, and since

this is going to be a hollywood blockbuster. i give them three weeks.
all it needs is Ben Affleck.

Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 17 Feb 2005 13:51:09 GMT

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nikolai kingsley wrote in
news:37iufeF5dstc7U5@individual.net:

>
>> then due to a sun spot his nerves and brain cells and neurons and stuff
>> all got connected to everybody on Earth and so everybody on the whole
>> planet was feeling the exact same pain and horror as the guy, and since
>
>
> this is going to be a hollywood blockbuster. i give them three weeks.
> all it needs is Ben Affleck.
>
>

No, Keanau Reeves.

--
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Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey

Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 17 Feb 2005 09:07:41 -0800

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Sternodox wrote:
> My New Pony
>

All's right with the world... Sterno posts to salt.lack

But... isn't this a rerun? I seem to remember the bit about the Mexican
doctor passed out on too much Percodan waking up and jacking off on the
shit-dicked guy's chest.

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 11:19:40 -0800

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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> Sternodox wrote:
> > My New Pony
> >
>
> All's right with the world... Sterno posts to salt.lack
>
> But... isn't this a rerun? I seem to remember the bit about the Mexican
> doctor passed out on too much Percodan waking up and jacking off on the
> shit-dicked guy's chest.

I sometimes find that scenes in Sterno stories are exact depictions of
things I dreamed the night before. Maybe you dreamed it.

Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 17 Feb 2005 15:39:29 -0800

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nenslo wrote:
> I sometimes find that scenes in Sterno stories are exact depictions
of
> things I dreamed the night before. Maybe you dreamed it.

Nope.

Rerun. Oct 10, 2003.

If I had dreams with Sterno-type imagery, I'd ask for stronger
antipsychotics.