Oak treads and PINE risers, and carpet padding NAILED into the oak with
FUCKING ROOFING NAILS!!!
I nominate for immediate sainthood Vilhelm "Bill" Petersen, the inventor
of vise grip locking pliers.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:08:17 GMT
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>Friggin cheap Texas bastards. Stupid FUCKING CHEAP IDIOT TEXAS BASTARDS!!!!
>
>Oak treads and PINE risers, and carpet padding NAILED into the oak with
>FUCKING ROOFING NAILS!!!
>
>I nominate for immediate sainthood Vilhelm "Bill" Petersen, the inventor
>of vise grip locking pliers.
>
I nominate Julia, Queen of the Vice-Grip Cooter!
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 2 Mar 2005 15:19:09 GMT
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König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
news:RhtUd.84716$Th1.62683@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>>Friggin cheap Texas bastards. Stupid FUCKING CHEAP IDIOT TEXAS
BASTARDS!!!!
>>
>>Oak treads and PINE risers, and carpet padding NAILED into the oak with
>>FUCKING ROOFING NAILS!!!
>>
>>I nominate for immediate sainthood Vilhelm "Bill" Petersen, the inventor
>>of vise grip locking pliers.
>>
>
> I nominate Julia, Queen of the Vice-Grip Cooter!
>
>
>
I nominate Susie the Floozie, Empress of the carnivorous cooter!
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 17:11:30 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote in
> news:RhtUd.84716$Th1.62683@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
> > Baldin Pramer wrote:
> >
> >>Friggin cheap Texas bastards. Stupid FUCKING CHEAP IDIOT TEXAS
> BASTARDS!!!!
> >>
> >>Oak treads and PINE risers, and carpet padding NAILED into the oak with
> >>FUCKING ROOFING NAILS!!!
> >>
> >>I nominate for immediate sainthood Vilhelm "Bill" Petersen, the inventor
> >>of vise grip locking pliers.
> >
> > I nominate Julia, Queen of the Vice-Grip Cooter!
>
> I nominate Susie the Floozie, Empress of the carnivorous cooter!
I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus.
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, I know it all,
but its on SmartMedia cards
in my other pants
"If you make people think they're thinking,
they'll love you;
but, if you really make them think,
they'll hate you."
- Harlan Ellison
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
- George Herbert
Correspondent:: "Quirk" Date: 2 Mar 2005 09:32:11 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus.
Your delusionally high appraisal of the strength of my sphincter not
withstanding, I accept your nomination.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 2 Mar 2005 20:51:28 GMT
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"Quirk" wrote in news:1109784731.622520.209760
@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
>> I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus.
>
> Your delusionally high appraisal of the strength of my sphincter not
> withstanding, I accept your nomination.
>
>
Somehow, I knew he would...
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:53:49 -0800
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Me and my friends don't call you mother a SNATCHBEAST for nothing, son.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 23:56:06 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> "Quirk" wrote in news:1109784731.622520.209760
> @l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> >> I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus.
> >
> > Your delusionally high appraisal of the strength of my sphincter not
> > withstanding, I accept your nomination.
>
> Somehow, I knew he would...
We here at the Church of the Subgenius are all about wish-fulfillment.
We don't PROMISE any of it; we just gnaw on the mufugger like a rawhide
titty until the dog says "What the hell did you do to my num-num, you
crazed moron?"
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, verily, I say unto you,
stomp ye not the flaming fudge bag,
keepeth thy shoes pure.
Humor has as big a fist as any other form
or maybe bigger.
~ James Thurber
"It looks like Bob knows something
the other team doesn't!"
- Enzyte commercial
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 16:34:00 -0800
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heh. When I'm sucking on my hot lil' teenaged girlfriend's tits, I let
got with evil POPPING sound which I know will bother you but turn her
on to no end.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 3 Mar 2005 13:24:42 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
F9A2BC.17572002032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> "Quirk" wrote in news:1109784731.622520.209760
>> @l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
>> > HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >
>> >> I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus.
>> >
>> > Your delusionally high appraisal of the strength of my sphincter not
>> > withstanding, I accept your nomination.
>>
>> Somehow, I knew he would...
>
> We here at the Church of the Subgenius are all about wish-fulfillment.
> We don't PROMISE any of it; we just gnaw on the mufugger like a rawhide
> titty until the dog says "What the hell did you do to my num-num, you
> crazed moron?"
>
And that's just about the time he spins around and tries to bite you on the
nutsack, and then you have to have him put down.
(From the upcoming Discovery Channel documentary, "Fun with the Mentally
Miswired: When Good Frootbats Go Bad".)
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"It's not a problem until your lawyer calls..."
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 14:03:53 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
> F9A2BC.17572002032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> > We here at the Church of the Subgenius are all about wish-fulfillment.
> > We don't PROMISE any of it; we just gnaw on the mufugger like a rawhide
> > titty until the dog says "What the hell did you do to my num-num, you
> > crazed moron?"
> >
> And that's just about the time he spins around and tries to bite you on the
> nutsack, and then you have to have him put down.
> (From the upcoming Discovery Channel documentary, "Fun with the Mentally
> Miswired: When Good Frootbats Go Bad".)
I just flashed on a really TWISTED version of "The Crocodile Hunter."
Sort of like a Devival, but with commercial breaks.
"How could they screw up 'Riverdance'?"
"I dunno, a bag of marbles?"
- "Nikki"
Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 3 Mar 2005 15:31:43 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in
news:Flungchimpoo-90EF37.08050603032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote in
>> news:Grinningbastard- F9A2BC.17572002032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
>> > We here at the Church of the Subgenius are all about
>> > wish-fulfillment.
>> > We don't PROMISE any of it; we just gnaw on the mufugger like a
>> > rawhide titty until the dog says "What the hell did you do to my
>> > num-num, you crazed moron?"
>> >
>> And that's just about the time he spins around and tries to bite you on
>> the nutsack, and then you have to have him put down.
>> (From the upcoming Discovery Channel documentary, "Fun with the
>> Mentally Miswired: When Good Frootbats Go Bad".)
>
> I just flashed on a really TWISTED version of "The Crocodile Hunter."
> Sort of like a Devival, but with commercial breaks.
Is that the one where Steve loses an arm and gets a hook in it's place?
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Your mileage may vary...
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 22:29:52 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in
> news:Flungchimpoo-90EF37.08050603032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> > I just flashed on a really TWISTED version of "The Crocodile Hunter."
> > Sort of like a Devival, but with commercial breaks.
>
> Is that the one where Steve loses an arm and gets a hook in it's place?
No, its where Big Bertha bit his dick off and he got a hook in its
place.
"How could they screw up 'Riverdance'?"
"I dunno, a bag of marbles?"
- "Nikki"
Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005 18:45:41 -0600
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Flungchimpoo-C40E6F.16310503032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote in
> > news:Flungchimpoo-90EF37.08050603032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> > > I just flashed on a really TWISTED version of "The Crocodile Hunter."
> > > Sort of like a Devival, but with commercial breaks.
> >
> > Is that the one where Steve loses an arm and gets a hook in it's place?
>
> No, its where Big Bertha bit his dick off and he got a hook in its
> place.
>
Either way, jacking off is *not* a good idea.
Paul
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 03:32:36 GMT
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"Paul E. Jamison" wrote:
>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
>news:Flungchimpoo-C40E6F.16310503032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> In article ,
>> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> > HellPope Huey wrote in
>> > news:Flungchimpoo-90EF37.08050603032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>>
>> > > I just flashed on a really TWISTED version of "The Crocodile Hunter."
>> > > Sort of like a Devival, but with commercial breaks.
>> >
>> > Is that the one where Steve loses an arm and gets a hook in it's place?
>>
>> No, its where Big Bertha bit his dick off and he got a hook in its
>> place.
>>
>Either way, jacking off is *not* a good idea.
>
>Paul
>
>
Big Bertha?
When I was working EOD, one of the numbnutz
had a 210mikimiki shell at the end of the day
that we were defusing, and he hit it on the end
and said, Well, no tail fuse!