Correspondent:: "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:50:51 GMT
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"Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker"
wrote in message news:0seTd.173245$K7.15870@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
>
Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with know-it-all
abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order to
compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I know
when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking around,
but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:20:28 -0800
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Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with know-it-all
> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order to
> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I know
> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>
> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking around,
> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>
> I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well
Have a GREAT day!
Correspondent:: "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 08:37:20 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
>> know-it-all
>> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order
>> to
>> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I
>> know
>> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>>
>> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
>> around,
>> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>>
>> I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well
>
> Have a GREAT day!
>
You two gorgous
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 12:18:23 GMT
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"Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" wrote:
>
>"Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker"
>wrote in message news:0seTd.173245$K7.15870@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>>
>>
>
>Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with know-it-all
>abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order to
>compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I know
>when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>
>I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking around,
>but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>
>I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well
>
>
>
It was the carpet guy, right?
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 08:55:47 -0500
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In article , Holy
Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
wrote:
> "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker"
> wrote in message news:0seTd.173245$K7.15870@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >
> >
>
> Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with know-it-all
> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order to
> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I know
> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>
> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking around,
> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>
WHAT!!!?! Some motherfucker is NOT JOKING?!? Show me who and we'll
STRING 'EM UP!!
...
Oh, wait, I GET IT!
-- GOOD ONE!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:240220050855479019%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article , Holy
> Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
> wrote:
>
>> "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker"
>> wrote in message news:0seTd.173245$K7.15870@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
>> know-it-all
>> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order
>> to
>> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I
>> know
>> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>>
>> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
>> around,
>> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>>
>
> WHAT!!!?! Some motherfucker is NOT JOKING?!? Show me who and we'll
> STRING 'EM UP!!
>
> ...
>
> Oh, wait, I GET IT!
>
> -- GOOD ONE!
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Oh shut up you, if it wasnt for you then none of this would have happened
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 11:35:37 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:qesTd.174192$K7.83690@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:240220050855479019%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> > In article , Holy
> > Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
> > wrote:
> >
> >> "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker"
> >> wrote in message
news:0seTd.173245$K7.15870@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
> >> know-it-all
> >> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in
order
> >> to
> >> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life
and I
> >> know
> >> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
> >>
> >> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked
joking
> >> around,
> >> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
> >>
> >
> > WHAT!!!?! Some motherfucker is NOT JOKING?!? Show me who and we'll
> > STRING 'EM UP!!
> >
> > ...
> >
> > Oh, wait, I GET IT!
> >
> > -- GOOD ONE!
> >
> > --
> > The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> > (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs
Yeti,
> > Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> > P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> > Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> > SubGenius
> > SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
>
> Oh shut up you, if it wasnt for you then none of this would have
happened
>
Actually, "this" is all in your mind. Only you exist. The rest of us are
delusions. The fault of this whole thing sits squarely on one person,
and one person only...
Yo' MAMA!!!
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:02:58 GMT
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> WHAT!!!?! Some motherfucker is NOT JOKING?!? Show me who and we'll
> STRING 'EM UP!!
Wasn't me...
--
How's this for a punchline: I wasn't joking, motherfucker!
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 24 Feb 2005 08:00:24 -0800
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>>Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
know-it-all
abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order
to
compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I
know
when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
around,
but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well <<
Oh! Another "bobbie!"
"Oh I'm a Subgenius, I paid my $30!"
"Oh, stop mocking me and making fun of my penis!"
Can't take eh!? Wimp!
Your just lucky Friday Jones doens't post here as much as she used to.
She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:14:20 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>>>Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
>know-it-all
>abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order
>to
>compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I
>know
>when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>
>I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
>around,
>but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>
>
>I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well <<
>
>Oh! Another "bobbie!"
>
>"Oh I'm a Subgenius, I paid my $30!"
>
>"Oh, stop mocking me and making fun of my penis!"
>
>Can't take eh!? Wimp!
>
>Your just lucky Friday Jones doens't post here as much as she used to.
>She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
>
I think that she left because I was making fun of her penis.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 11:21:23 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:MXnTd.73235$Th1.10902@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> >>>Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
> >know-it-all
> >abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in
order
> >to
> >compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and
I
> >know
> >when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
> >
> >I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
> >around,
> >but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
> >
> >
> >I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well <<
> >
> >Oh! Another "bobbie!"
> >
> >"Oh I'm a Subgenius, I paid my $30!"
> >
> >"Oh, stop mocking me and making fun of my penis!"
> >
> >Can't take eh!? Wimp!
> >
> >Your just lucky Friday Jones doens't post here as much as she used
to.
> >She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
> >
>
> I think that she left because I was making fun of her penis.
Why is it always about the penis. Dims, Nikles, and Qatrs need love,
too.
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:1109260824.272917.113900@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
> know-it-all
> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in order
> to
> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and I
> know
> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
>
> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
> around,
> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
>
>
> I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well <<
>
> Oh! Another "bobbie!"
>
> "Oh I'm a Subgenius, I paid my $30!"
>
> "Oh, stop mocking me and making fun of my penis!"
>
> Can't take eh!? Wimp!
>
> Your just lucky Friday Jones doens't post here as much as she used to.
> She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
>
Oh and that is somehow OK?, people with serious emotional disturbances come
online and manipulate and attack people, you may think it funny & Cool to be
mentally ill, I dont.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:42:57 -0700
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>> She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
> Oh and that is somehow OK?,
Sometimes it is O.K. Especially when baby has an oweee or a booboo or needs
to make poopee.
> people with serious emotional disturbances come online and manipulate and
> attack people,
Yes. It is called Usenet, better get used to it. It even happens on
alt.diabetes.
> you may think it funny & Cool to be mentally ill, I dont.
That's why you ain't a SubGenius. We all believe it is our inherint Yeti
nature and our Bob Given Neo-Divine Right to be mentally ill, cool and funny
and feel that way about everyone else. Especially Dr. Nenslo.
Don't be so thin skinned. You may have more to offer with your peculiar
mental illness than all of us put together! Get down with your sickness!
"angelicusrex" wrote in message
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>
>
>>> She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
>
>> Oh and that is somehow OK?,
>
> Sometimes it is O.K. Especially when baby has an oweee or a booboo or
> needs to make poopee.
>
>> people with serious emotional disturbances come online and manipulate and
>> attack people,
>
> Yes. It is called Usenet, better get used to it. It even happens on
> alt.diabetes.
>
>> you may think it funny & Cool to be mentally ill, I dont.
>
> That's why you ain't a SubGenius. We all believe it is our inherint Yeti
> nature and our Bob Given Neo-Divine Right to be mentally ill, cool and
> funny and feel that way about everyone else. Especially Dr. Nenslo.
>
> Don't be so thin skinned. You may have more to offer with your peculiar
> mental illness than all of us put together! Get down with your sickness!
>
> Y'all come back now, y'heah?
>
> A.P.
>
Now again you fail to take this seriously, you are a member of a community
and should show some compassion to those who are ill, not just point and
laugh, its disgracefull, oh yes, lests all have a big laugh oh hahaha, you
fail to remember that most domestic violence is caused by mentally ill
people along with most crimes and sadly suicides.
I think that 95% of you here need a serious reality check, a cold shower and
a day in a real church to get your head straight
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:20:28 -0700
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> Now again you fail to take this seriously,
I knew you'd be back!
> you are a member of a community
Not according to this community I am not! They don't accept anyone, so I am
told in their FAQ.
> and should show some compassion to those who are ill,
I am not a doctor, so I cannot determine whether they are ill or just
bullshitters. Usually they are simply just bullshitters having a good time.
> not just point and laugh, its disgracefull, oh yes, lests all have a big
> laugh oh hahaha, you fail to remember that most domestic violence is
> caused by mentally ill people along with most crimes and sadly suicides.
How do I fail to remember that? I have not heard of one instance of domestic
abuse that was caused after someone read something stupid on the Usenet!
Again, you are making diagnosis' that you are not qualified to make, on the
very weak theory that because someone isn't being serious, they are
necessarily mentally ill. In fact, the mentally ill are very rarely ever
humorous, rather they tend to be dead serious all the time, to the point of
obsession. They cannot joke with others, they cannot take themselves
lightly. Everything they see and hear is serious and threatening to their
world view. Those who are "healthy" tend to laugh and joke and tease and not
take things too seriously. Granted some people around here tend to tease
others compulsively and needlessly and yes, endlessly, which is a form of
verbal abuse. However since you are not an accepted member of either their
families or this group, you cannot say you are being "domestically abused."
You are just being generally abused...most of which, unfortunately is all in
your mind. You are taking this all too seriously. And believe me, these
mongrel fucks will tear you apart for showing that sort of weakness. Lighten
up, kick back, and take it all as a joke, because it is.
> I think that 95% of you here need a serious reality check, a cold shower
> and a day in a real church to get your head straight
That is your opinion. You are welcome to it. But don't expect anyone here to
take such high-handed and self aggrandizing advice from you. It is not our
way, grasshopper.
"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:3875p8F5jn6p2U1@individual.net...
> How do I fail to remember that? I have not heard of one instance of
> domestic abuse that was caused after someone read something stupid on the
> Usenet! Again, you are making diagnosis' that you are not qualified to
> make, on the very weak theory that because someone isn't being serious,
> they are necessarily mentally ill. In fact, the mentally ill are very
> rarely ever humorous, rather they tend to be dead serious all the time, to
> the point of obsession. They cannot joke with others, they cannot take
> themselves lightly. Everything they see and hear is serious and
> threatening to their world view. Those who are "healthy" tend to laugh and
> joke and tease and not take things too seriously. Granted some people
> around here tend to tease others compulsively and needlessly and yes,
> endlessly, which is a form of verbal abuse. However since you are not an
> accepted member of either their families or this group, you cannot say you
> are being "domestically abused." You are just being generally
> abused...most of which, unfortunately is all in your mind. You are taking
> this all too seriously. And believe me, these mongrel fucks will tear you
> apart for showing that sort of weakness. Lighten up, kick back, and take
> it all as a joke, because it is.
Oh so its all one big joke is it? typical bloody typical, get a bunch of
emotionally distrubed so called artists and yeah its all one big joke, oh i
suppose the holacaust was one big peice of performance art?
Gawd damn!, honestly anyone who spends there time going through all kinds of
bizzare media just to find something with "BoB' in it is fucking insane,
spending 8 hours in front of a brain-zapping radiation computer cutting up
copy-right protected media just for some fucking joke.
"And believe me, these mongrel fucks will tear you apart for showing that
sort of weakness", ,I think that says everything
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 25 Feb 2005 15:46:11 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:d%tTd.174316$K7.58464@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> "angelicusrex" wrote in message
> news:3875p8F5jn6p2U1@individual.net...
>
>> How do I fail to remember that? I have not heard of one instance of
>> domestic abuse that was caused after someone read something stupid on
>> the Usenet! Again, you are making diagnosis' that you are not qualified
>> to make, on the very weak theory that because someone isn't being
>> serious, they are necessarily mentally ill. In fact, the mentally ill
>> are very rarely ever humorous, rather they tend to be dead serious all
>> the time, to the point of obsession. They cannot joke with others, they
>> cannot take themselves lightly. Everything they see and hear is serious
>> and threatening to their world view. Those who are "healthy" tend to
>> laugh and joke and tease and not take things too seriously. Granted
>> some people around here tend to tease others compulsively and
>> needlessly and yes, endlessly, which is a form of verbal abuse. However
>> since you are not an accepted member of either their families or this
>> group, you cannot say you are being "domestically abused." You are just
>> being generally abused...most of which, unfortunately is all in your
>> mind. You are taking this all too seriously. And believe me, these
>> mongrel fucks will tear you apart for showing that sort of weakness.
>> Lighten up, kick back, and take it all as a joke, because it is.
>
> Oh so its all one big joke is it? typical bloody typical, get a bunch of
> emotionally distrubed so called artists and yeah its all one big joke,
> oh i suppose the holacaust was one big peice of performance art?
>
> Gawd damn!, honestly anyone who spends there time going through all
> kinds of bizzare media just to find something with "BoB' in it is
> fucking insane, spending 8 hours in front of a brain-zapping radiation
> computer cutting up copy-right protected media just for some fucking
> joke.
>
> "And believe me, these mongrel fucks will tear you apart for showing
> that sort of weakness", ,I think that says everything
>
>
First rule of fight club is... DON'T TALK ABO....ehh... waitaminit, wrong
newsfroup.
Dude, yes, there's a few sick and twisted fux around here (well, more than a
few if you count everyone here), but the secret is just filter the known
hatemongers and let the few sunflowers through that are growing out of the
compost heap.
I kinda of look at it like Turner Field during a ball game... you got
Krishnas outside the gates banging drums and making noise and most everyone
ignoring them, then you got the team fanatics who paint themselves in
warpaint and do the chop (usually knocking your beer out of your hand in the
process), the native Americans who are point to the choppers and yelling "I'M
INSULTED!", the Type A+Hyperfan who scream everything from "KILL THE UMPIRE"
to "HEY , YOUR MOTHER SUCKS BUFFALO DONG!", the grouchy
old man telling the ones yelling and chopping "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!?", and
the rest of the fans who are just trying to watch the game.
In this case, purple and his ilk are the Krishnas, Nenslo is the crotchety
old man, Blackout and Sternodox are the hyperfans, Nu-Monet's choppin,
Quirk's insulted, Zapanas is giving the play-by-play using an Etch-A-Sketch
and dry-erase markers, and Huey, Stang and the rest are all just trying to
watch the game.
And then someone will eventually post pics of who flashed who, threw up on
the guy in front of them or who got beaned by a foul ball.
And THEN, by the time you have it ALL FIGURED OUT, it's FOOTBALL season and
it all changes AGAIN!
Come for the game, stay for the insanity.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "Quirk" Date: 25 Feb 2005 10:09:20 -0800
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> In this case, purple and his ilk are the Krishnas, Nenslo is the
crotchety
> old man, Blackout and Sternodox are the hyperfans, Nu-Monet's
choppin,
> Quirk's insulted, Zapanas is giving the play-by-play using an
Etch-A-Sketch
> and dry-erase markers, and Huey, Stang and the rest are all just
trying to
> watch the game.
I'd comment on this Mise-en-scene of yours, but beyond the pandering I
can't see what your are trying to say.
In anycase, extensive laboratory studies have shown there actual
several around "Bob"'s Church.
- The insiders, Stang and co.
- The sycophants who panderer to them.
- Conventionists who worry about who is and who is not a part of the
community, frequently encouraged by the sycophants and/or the insiders.
- Disgruntled former insiders.
- Casual members who think the Church of the SubGenius is a funny gag,
average X-Day or Devival attendees.
- People who at one time thought the gag was funny, but where
eventually put off by the conventionists, sycophants and/or the
insiders.
- People who only know of Slack because of Slackware. Bless St. Pat.
- People who think that Bob Dean may have actually invented "Bob," or
in anycase that there is some dispute regarding the origin. Yes, they
exists in greater numbers than you'd think.
- Wandering drunks, just stopping by.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:14:32 -0700
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> - The insiders, Stang and co.
>
> - The sycophants who panderer to them.
>
> - Conventionists who worry about who is and who is not a part of the
> community, frequently encouraged by the sycophants and/or the insiders.
>
> - Disgruntled former insiders.
>
> - Casual members who think the Church of the SubGenius is a funny gag,
> average X-Day or Devival attendees.
>
> - People who at one time thought the gag was funny, but where
> eventually put off by the conventionists, sycophants and/or the
> insiders.
>
> - People who only know of Slack because of Slackware. Bless St. Pat.
>
> - People who think that Bob Dean may have actually invented "Bob," or
> in anycase that there is some dispute regarding the origin. Yes, they
> exists in greater numbers than you'd think.
>
> - Wandering drunks, just stopping by.
Then there's me...
And Bob bless us. . .every one!
A.P.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:12:46 -0700
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> Come for the game, stay for the insanity.
Batter up!
A.P.
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 24 Feb 2005 16:45:14 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
"In fact, the mentally ill are very rarely ever humorous, rather they
tend to be dead serious all the time, to the point of obsession."
Hmmm... I seem to remember the phrase "inappropriate humor" being used
once or twice diagnostically. Also "laughing depression".
Remember, Saint Jerome Howard suffered from serious depression most of
his adult life.
"Granted some people around here tend to tease others compulsively and
needlessly and yes, endlessly, which is a form of verbal abuse."
I hope Huey stands properly chastised.
"And believe me, these mongrel fucks will tear you apart for showing
that sort of weakness."
Sure. Right.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 02:20:59 GMT
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In article <1109292314.742480.32280@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> "Granted some people around here tend to tease others compulsively and
> needlessly and yes, endlessly, which is a form of verbal abuse."
> I hope Huey stands properly chastised.
At the moment, I am not standing at all. I am watching "Lawrence of
Arabia" from the comfort of my office chair and eating a banana.
With some occasional, admitted exceptions, I adhere to the time-honored
quote from "M*A*S*H*": "Anger turned inwards is depression; anger turned
sideways is Hawkeye."
I prefer verbal surrealism. Its more creative, more fun to devise and
more amusing to a larger number of people. Because it IS sideways, it
only rarely costs anyone a strip of flesh and they mostly peel it off of
themselves anyway.
Besides, there are essentially three kinds of people on here: those
like Bob Dean, who it is pointless to abuse because his very existence
is an ongoing paean to masochism; those whose pleasure it is to simply
jab for the sake of jabbing, in the hopes of winning a dubious blue
ribbon; and those like Alliekatt or Joe, who are the best reads because
they have things to offer that are outside the realms of the first and
second.
If you can MAKE a good joke, then you can also TAKE one, even if its
sometimes a bit sharp-edged, at which point you are neither Romulous nor
Remus, but instead, the WOLF with the MILK, PRAISE "Bob."
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:09:43 -0500
--------
> If you can MAKE a good joke, then you can also TAKE one, even if its
> sometimes a bit sharp-edged, at which point you are neither Romulous nor
> Remus, but instead, the WOLF with the MILK, PRAISE "Bob."
And that WOLF, she is ONE TOUGH BITCH! Especially with those two little
suckling bastard children nipping at her tits.
> Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
What is anger turned straightways? "Bob" Or is that like Charlie Manson +
Axes or some shit? Anger never cums out of me straightways, by the way,
always inwards or sideways. Cum, however, does come out of me straightways,
preferably in her mouth or on her ass, but usually in my hand. This is, of
course, another story all together.
Shazbot! Awake, but not for long!
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 25 Feb 2005 15:10:25 GMT
--------
"shazbot667" wrote in
news:TOCdnQPxYKI8PoPfRVn-pg@comcast.com:
>
>> If you can MAKE a good joke, then you can also TAKE one, even if its
>> sometimes a bit sharp-edged, at which point you are neither Romulous nor
>> Remus, but instead, the WOLF with the MILK, PRAISE "Bob."
>
> And that WOLF, she is ONE TOUGH BITCH! Especially with those two little
> suckling bastard children nipping at her tits.
>
>> Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
>
> What is anger turned straightways? "Bob" Or is that like Charlie Manson +
> Axes or some shit? Anger never cums out of me straightways, by the way,
> always inwards or sideways. Cum, however, does come out of me
straightways,
> preferably in her mouth or on her ass, but usually in my hand. This is,
of
> course, another story all together.
>
> Shazbot! Awake, but not for long!
>
>
>
Anger turned inside-out with a ChiaPet sitting on it's rump is Huey.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 15:58:34 GMT
--------
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>"shazbot667" wrote in
>news:TOCdnQPxYKI8PoPfRVn-pg@comcast.com:
>
>>
>>> If you can MAKE a good joke, then you can also TAKE one, even if its
>>> sometimes a bit sharp-edged, at which point you are neither Romulous nor
>>> Remus, but instead, the WOLF with the MILK, PRAISE "Bob."
>>
>> And that WOLF, she is ONE TOUGH BITCH! Especially with those two little
>> suckling bastard children nipping at her tits.
>>
>>> Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
>>
>> What is anger turned straightways? "Bob" Or is that like Charlie Manson +
>> Axes or some shit? Anger never cums out of me straightways, by the way,
>> always inwards or sideways. Cum, however, does come out of me
>straightways,
>> preferably in her mouth or on her ass, but usually in my hand. This is,
>of
>> course, another story all together.
>>
>> Shazbot! Awake, but not for long!
>>
>>
>>
>
>Anger turned inside-out with a ChiaPet sitting on it's rump is Huey.
>
>--
That would be a great place to plant a ficus, too!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:20:33 GMT
--------
In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> Anger turned inside-out with a ChiaPet sitting on it's rump is Huey.
That's actually a ChiaTit. Just because they're hairy doesn't mean
they're not CUDDLY.
--
HellPope Huey
Trying to shake the snapping cur of Society
offa my pants cuff since 1959
"This will be our reply to violence:
to make music more intensely,
more beautifully,
more devotedly than ever before. "
- Leonard Bernstein
"Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
Sending a signal
to reality's operating system, see?"
- Warren Ellis, "Planetary"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 25 Feb 2005 19:32:07 GMT
--------
HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
DCA3D9.11215425022005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
>> Anger turned inside-out with a ChiaPet sitting on it's rump is Huey.
>
> That's actually a ChiaTit. Just because they're hairy doesn't mean
> they're not CUDDLY.
>
Ok, so NOW it a ChiaTit. Last week you had it glued to your thigh and
called it ChiaNads and kept asking Nenslo to water them. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 24 Feb 2005 17:16:59 -0800
--------
>>Now again you fail to take this seriously, you are a member of a
community
and should show some compassion to those who are ill, not just point
and
laugh, its disgracefull, oh yes,<<
You didn;t read the "small print" on "Bob's" Contract did you?
>>think that 95% of you here need a serious reality check, a cold
shower and
a day in a real church to get your head straight <<
Think you need to spend the night in Michael Jacksons bedroom playing
with "Mr. Happy!"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 25 Feb 2005 15:48:16 GMT
--------
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:aZsTd.174238$K7.144680@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
> I think that 95% of you here need a serious reality check, a cold shower
> and a day in a real church to get your head straight
>
Oh, BTW, most everyone here got bent and twisted this way because of the
hypocracy they saw in a "real church" ... at least *I* did!
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 24 Feb 2005 17:14:45 -0800
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>>"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:1109260824.272917.113900@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
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>>>Im getting the hell out of this news group, I have put up with
> know-it-all
> abusive pricks who lash out at others that they think are weak in
order
> to
> compensate for there own problems in life probably my entire life and
I
> know
> when its time to stay the fuck away from such people.
> I thought everyone here had a great sense of humour and liked joking
> around,
> but it appears that beneath the surface some people are not joking.
> I really dont need this shit, I wish you ALL well <<
> Oh! Another "bobbie!"
> "Oh I'm a Subgenius, I paid my $30!"
> "Oh, stop mocking me and making fun of my penis!"
> Can't take eh!? Wimp!
> Your just lucky Friday Jones doens't post here as much as she used
to.
> She would have made go cry home to your mommy!
Oh and that is somehow OK?, people with serious emotional disturbances
come
online and manipulate and attack people, you may think it funny & Cool
to be
mentally ill, I dont. >>
Posting to alt.slack without expecting to be to encounter disturbed
persons (emotionally or otherwise) is like Michael Jackson going to a
KKK meeting and surprised at being lynched!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:38:23 -0700
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> Can't take eh!? Wimp!
What mean this?
A.P.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:45:07 -0500
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:50:51 +0000, Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
wrote:
> Im getting the hell out of this news group,
You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
mercilessly for their sins.
alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish; you can swim
in the water all you like, but you need to have the right attitude.
If you embrace your inner Glib Psychopath then the pirana's teeth
will be as harmless as pencil erasers; the gumming sensation is
actually kind of pleasant. But if you try to be serious and sincere
then the fish's teeth become razor sharp and will rip the flesh
from your bones in seconds.
That wasn't a wet suit you were issued when you first subscribed to
alt.slack, it was a full body condom!
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 24 Feb 2005 11:24:17 -0800
--------
Artemia Salina wrote:
> alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish
(snip)
More like them nasty little candiru fish what swim up your peehole then
up into your urethra where they spread dozens of tiny razor-sharp
spines, lodging there, living off your blood and causing months of
unendurable agony...
But some people learn to enjoy it.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:48:17 -0700
--------
> More like them nasty little candiru fish what swim up your peehole then
> up into your urethra where they spread dozens of tiny razor-sharp
> spines, lodging there, living off your blood and causing months of
> unendurable agony...
>
> But some people learn to enjoy it.
I know I have! TM.
A.P.
>
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 24 Feb 2005 12:01:06 -0800
--------
>>>>>You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
mercilessly for their sins. >>>>>>>
This is why I keep my posts at about 1989 subgenius interest era. Fuck
the future. I don't need it and neither does "Bob". Anything more is
not SALLACK and is WORK.
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
"krustymadfaker" wrote in message
news:1109275266.024387.245470@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>>You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
> made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
> can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
> mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
> time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
> mercilessly for their sins. >>>>>>>
>
> This is why I keep my posts at about 1989 subgenius interest era. Fuck
> the future. I don't need it and neither does "Bob". Anything more is
> not SALLACK and is WORK.
>
> "Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
>
> - The Computer
>
> "All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
> report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Oh and I suppose being serious is a huge cime, let me ask you something, how
do you think society would work if everyone wasnt serious? if the police
wernet serious and spent all day drag racing? If the government wasnt
serious and started to declare war on Tasmania or something, Would you find
that amusing?
Would you think its funny if the Taxation office decided to incease your tax
to say 250% for 4 years just for a laugh?
This is an internet community made up of people, yes thats right people, not
just your personal play things but real, downto earth people
For shame
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 24 Feb 2005 17:26:06 -0800
--------
>>Oh and I suppose being serious is a huge cime, let me ask you
something, how
do you think society would work if everyone wasnt serious?<<
Well does Society Work at all? I think this so called "society" as you
call it is nothing but a glorified bunch up apes who just happend to be
able to walk upright and use their opposable thumbs to make thing worse
for themselves.
>>if the police
wernet serious and spent all day drag racing?>>
I think you can be kicked off the Police Force for being cuaght in
drag. Besides, it interferes with their prime donut eating time!
>>If the government wasnt
serious and started to declare war on Tasmania or something, Would you
find
that amusing? <<
We can't whip a bunch of ragheads who live at the stone age level, what
makes you think we can beat all those tasmanian devils! I mean, they
can start spinning and just eat up all our tanks! I know, I saw it on
TV, so IT MUST BE TRUE!
>>Would you think its funny if the Taxation office decided to incease
your tax
to say 250% for 4 years just for a laugh? <<
Actually I would. Money is FLASE SLACK! And false slack is the means
towhich "pinkness" and "snutardness" are spread!
>>This is an internet community made up of people, yes thats right
people, not
just your personal play things but real, downto earth people <<
Coem X-Day these "people" as you call them will be are playthings!
And I think you would make a great helper-monkey!
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 24 Feb 2005 18:43:31 -0800
--------
>>>>Oh and I suppose being serious is a huge cime, let me ask you
something, how
do you think society would work if everyone wasnt serious? if the
police
wernet serious and spent all day drag racing? If the government wasnt
serious and started to declare war on Tasmania or something, Would you
find
that amusing? >>>>>>
My friend Police officer he race me all the time. He's cool he down
with skateboarding to, and is a hardcore GTA gamer. And don't forget
Alfred E. Nu-Bush is running our country, which dosen't bother me, but
could us Subs do worse??
<<<
people, not
just your personal play things but real, downto earth people For shame
>>>>
You good person Rev. Chain Smerker buddy we friends we pick on pinkies
together you and me buddy Ok? You No leave alt.slacky me like you. You
good warrior we get pipes and bowl together some time. We use the force
to make Nensie Poo to eat double bacon cheeseburger over the phone. hee
hee he like dem commie burgers!! See we are seriousness buddies.
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
"krustymadfaker" wrote in message
news:1109299411.493577.200550@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> You good person Rev. Chain Smerker buddy we friends we pick on pinkies
> together you and me buddy Ok? You No leave alt.slacky me like you. You
> good warrior we get pipes and bowl together some time. We use the force
> to make Nensie Poo to eat double bacon cheeseburger over the phone. hee
> hee he like dem commie burgers!! See we are seriousness buddies.
>
> "Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
>
> - The Computer
>
> "All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
> report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
>
Finally an intelligent heart-felt comment, I will stay now that I have a
true friend
Correspondent:: "shazbot667" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:23:04 -0500
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in message
news:QtwTd.174455$K7.124525@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> "krustymadfaker" wrote in message
> news:1109299411.493577.200550@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> > You good person Rev. Chain Smerker buddy we friends we pick on pinkies
> > together you and me buddy Ok? You No leave alt.slacky me like you. You
> > good warrior we get pipes and bowl together some time. We use the force
> > to make Nensie Poo to eat double bacon cheeseburger over the phone. hee
> > hee he like dem commie burgers!! See we are seriousness buddies.
> >
> > "Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
> >
> > - The Computer
> >
> > "All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
> > report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
> >
>
> Finally an intelligent heart-felt comment, I will stay now that I have a
> true friend
With NO other authorization other than that granted by my munificent payment
of the last $30 to my name to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, I can say that: YES! we NEED
overmen like you to fling poo at PINKS and other CONSPIRACY slaves, so leave
us not! Oh, the rampant, frumulous joys of explosively releasing the sacred
contents of ones lower colon upon the unwary drones of their evil pink
masters! YOU TOO can do this, at your leisure! I, however, must leave as it
is time to go reload the cannon. FRET NOT travelling buddy, for I WILL be
back latter, perhaps covered in oil, perhaps not, but BACK I WILL BE!
Shazbot!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:15:00 GMT
--------
In article <1109299411.493577.200550@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"krustymadfaker" wrote:
> >>>>Nensie Poo
Sold in 20-pound bags, it can be applied to most common garden plants,
which will turn them into Triffids for dealing with those crappy
neighbors and yapping mongrels. Its Harryhauseriffic!!!!
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson
"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 24 Feb 2005 22:24:42 -0800
--------
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <1109299411.493577.200550@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
>
> Sold in 20-pound bags, it can be applied to most common garden
plants,
> which will turn them into Triffids for dealing with those crappy
> neighbors and yapping mongrels. Its
Harryhauseriffic!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HUEY I'M OVER HERE! YA RIGHT HERE. WHAT EVER YOU DO YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE
OUT THE IDEA OF GETTING NENSIE POO TO GO CORPORATE. EVEN IF ITS JUST
FOR HOSTILE JESTERS FOLIAGE GROWTH. WE DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW ABOUT AN
IDEA LIKE THAT.
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Correspondent:: Gary Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:49:28 +0000 (UTC)
--------
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:50:51 +0000, Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
> wrote:
>
>
>> Im getting the hell out of this news group,
>
> You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
> made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
> can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
> mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
> time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
> mercilessly for their sins.
>
> alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish; you can swim
> in the water all you like, but you need to have the right attitude.
> If you embrace your inner Glib Psychopath then the pirana's teeth
> will be as harmless as pencil erasers; the gumming sensation is
> actually kind of pleasant. But if you try to be serious and sincere
> then the fish's teeth become razor sharp and will rip the flesh
> from your bones in seconds.
>
> That wasn't a wet suit you were issued when you first subscribed to
> alt.slack, it was a full body condom!
>
Ummm. I could have done with one of those when I fucked that chick in
Amsterdam..................
"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.02.24.18.45.07.371038@sheayright.com...
> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:50:51 +0000, Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
> wrote:
>
>
>> Im getting the hell out of this news group,
>
> You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
> made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
> can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
> mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
> time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
> mercilessly for their sins.
>
> alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish; you can swim
> in the water all you like, but you need to have the right attitude.
> If you embrace your inner Glib Psychopath then the pirana's teeth
> will be as harmless as pencil erasers; the gumming sensation is
> actually kind of pleasant. But if you try to be serious and sincere
> then the fish's teeth become razor sharp and will rip the flesh
> from your bones in seconds.
>
> That wasn't a wet suit you were issued when you first subscribed to
> alt.slack, it was a full body condom!
>
> --
> 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
> 0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
> 0:-) Surrounded by Angels (-:0
> 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
>
I wasnt given any warnings at all to the type of molestation, At least
Michael Jackson pays off his victims
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 25 Feb 2005 15:52:20 GMT
--------
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:UgsTd.174194$K7.35634@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> news:pan.2005.02.24.18.45.07.371038@sheayright.com...
>> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:50:51 +0000, Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Im getting the hell out of this news group,
>>
>> You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
>> made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
>> can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
>> mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
>> time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
>> mercilessly for their sins.
>>
>> alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish; you can swim
>> in the water all you like, but you need to have the right attitude.
>> If you embrace your inner Glib Psychopath then the pirana's teeth
>> will be as harmless as pencil erasers; the gumming sensation is
>> actually kind of pleasant. But if you try to be serious and sincere
>> then the fish's teeth become razor sharp and will rip the flesh
>> from your bones in seconds.
>>
>> That wasn't a wet suit you were issued when you first subscribed to
>> alt.slack, it was a full body condom!
>>
>> --
>> 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
>> 0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
>> 0:-) Surrounded by Angels (-:0
>> 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
>>
>
> I wasnt given any warnings at all to the type of molestation, At least
> Michael Jackson pays off his victims
>
>
>
I didn't even get the body condom... I had to just wrap myself in Saran-
Wrap.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:47:38 -0700
--------
"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
> made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
> can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
> mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
> time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
> mercilessly for their sins.
>
> alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish;
It's pirahna! You twit!
Or is it piranah?
Or is it piranha?
That's it!
It's Piranha, you twit!
A.P.
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 23:31:41 GMT
--------
"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
>
>> You have made the One True Mistake here in alt.slack. You have
>> made the mistake of BEING SERIOUS. Only the Truly Oblivious Ones
>> can survive being serious on alt.slack. Them, and Ivan Stang,
>> mostly because he's always channeling "Bob", or COULD be at any
>> time. All others who make the One True Mistake are punished
>> mercilessly for their sins.
>>
>> alt.slack is like a river filled with pirana fish;
>
>It's pirahna! You twit!
>
>Or is it piranah?
>
>Or is it piranha?
>
>That's it!
>
>It's Piranha, you twit!
>
>A.P.
>
>
You're piranhoid!
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I." Date: 24 Feb 2005 11:32:48 -0800
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Tough it out, it's merely one of your "Bob"tisms.
When I was but a tad I hung out with savage retard speedfreak hillbilly
bikers. The rule of the nightly drinking binges was "If you pass out,
you get pissed on."
I learned how to drink heavily and stay standing real damn quick.
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:35:22 GMT
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"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>Tough it out, it's merely one of your "Bob"tisms.
>
>When I was but a tad I hung out with savage retard speedfreak hillbilly
>bikers. The rule of the nightly drinking binges was "If you pass out,
>you get pissed on."
>
>I learned how to drink heavily and stay standing real damn quick.
>
...or learn to enjoy it!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 15:50:46 -0700
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> When I was but a tad I hung out with savage retard speedfreak hillbilly
> bikers. The rule of the nightly drinking binges was "If you pass out,
> you get pissed on."
>
> I learned how to drink heavily and stay standing real damn quick.
Friendship, friendship, it's the perfect blend-ship, when other friendships
be forgot, ours will still be hot!
Speedfreak Hillbilly Biker Bob (These Colors Don't Run!)
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:20:08 -0500
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In article <38741dF591su3U1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote:
> > When I was but a tad I hung out with savage retard speedfreak hillbilly
> > bikers. The rule of the nightly drinking binges was "If you pass out,
> > you get pissed on."
> >
> > I learned how to drink heavily and stay standing real damn quick.
>
> Friendship, friendship, it's the perfect blend-ship, when other friendships
> be forgot, ours will still be hot!
>
> Speedfreak Hillbilly Biker Bob (These Colors Don't Run!)
>
>
Friendships come
And friendships go.
Friendships peter out, you know.
But we'll be friends
through thick or thin
Peters out
or peters in.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 13:59:22 GMT
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In article <250220050020085101%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Friendships come
> And friendships go.
> Friendships peter out, you know.
>
> But we'll be friends
> through thick or thin
> Peters out
> or peters in.
Well, since you've had yours out in front of several hundred people
while stuck in a swamp, we know where YOU stand. Hey, there were
pictures and a commemorative T-SHIRT. You're faymus!! Yes, we love that
"Bob," but Stang-cock is what REALLY gets people hot & bothered.
--
HellPope Huey
Trying to shake the snapping cur of Society
offa my pants cuff since 1959
This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense.
This is but a polite manifestation of sex.
To love another you have to undertake
some fragment of their destiny.
~ Quentin Crisp
Man: "I'd like to take you out
in a monster-free city."
Woman: "I'd like that."
- from "Gamera: Guardian of the Universe"
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 25 Feb 2005 10:10:02 -0800
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Friendships come
And friendships go.
Friendships peter out, you know.
But we'll be friends
through thick or thin
Peters out
or peters in.
Here's to you
Here's to me
may we never disagree
If we do
FUCK YOU
Heres to me