Dear Euro Sub-Genius Personal Hygiene Gurus

Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 22 Feb 2005 20:47:52 -0800

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Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
one's anal regions with said device?

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 05:13:24 GMT

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In article <1109134072.245057.286820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:

> Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
> one's anal regions with said device?

Yes, its permissible, if you let Pope Black watch. Its also great for
getting bits of peanut or pubic hairs out of your teeth.

--

HellPope Huey
If you can read this,
you're online too damned much
and Big Ronda sends her love

You only have power over people
so long as you don't take everything away from them.
But when you've robbed a man of everything,
he's no longer in your power- he's free again.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn, "The First Circle"

"We're almost too drunk to use power tools."
- "King of the Hill"

Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 11:23:09 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote:

>In article <1109134072.245057.286820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
>> Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
>> one's anal regions with said device?
>
> Yes, its permissible, if you let Pope Black watch. Its also great for
>getting bits of peanut or pubic hairs out of your teeth.
>
>--

Also, for getting bits of peanuts out of your pubic hairs.

The Mexican Homos tell me that "One man't anus
is another man's vagina."

And you can put your neon tetras in the bidet when
you are cleaning the aquarium.

Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 09:48:58 +0000 (UTC)

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I use it for mouthwash and as a birdbath

frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
> one's anal regions with said device?
>

Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 23 Feb 2005 05:38:25 -0800

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Pope Phil wrote:
> I use it for mouthwash and as a birdbath

How d'ya get the birds to gargle?

Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:18:06 +0000 (UTC)

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it isn't easy. but I MAKE'EM

just john wrote:
> Pope Phil wrote:
>
>>I use it for mouthwash and as a birdbath
>
>
> How d'ya get the birds to gargle?
>

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 06:25:48 -0700

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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
>
> Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it
> permissible to cleanse one's anal regions with
> said device?

Public ones should be avoided, since some individuals
use them as enema tubes for low colonics. They can
only do this if their sphincter is wide enough to
fit around the spray head.

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 07:59:49 -0700

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frater S.O.D.D.I. wrote:
> Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
> one's anal regions with said device?
>

I am sure that numonet will give a lengthy treatise, so I will give you
the short answer: you may wash anything but your dentures in there.

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 14:48:33 -0800

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 01:09:55 GMT

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In article <230220051448339437%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:
> In article <1109134072.245057.286820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> > Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
> > one's anal regions with said device?
>
> WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!!
> I thought those things were for washing your cat!

Or reviving Pope Black when he's had one drink too many.

--

HellPope Huey
If I whacked my forehead and went "D'OH!"
for every mistake I'd made,
I could rest a beer can in the hollow

I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one:
"O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous."
And God granted it.
- Voltaire

I may be a living legend,
but that sure don't help
when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison

Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:19:12 +0000 (UTC)

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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <230220051448339437%bear@pole.com>,
> polar bear wrote:
>
>>In article <1109134072.245057.286820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
>>"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse
>>>one's anal regions with said device?
>>
>>WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!!
>>I thought those things were for washing your cat!
>
>

> Or reviving Pope Black when he's had one drink too many.

now now HPH, you KNOW that never happens

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:22:27 GMT

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In article ,
Pope Phil wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <230220051448339437%bear@pole.com>,

> > Or reviving Pope Black when he's had one drink too many.
>
> now now HPH, you KNOW that never happens

True. Chemically speaking, there is no observable effect whatsoever
when you squirt an eyedropper filled with pure grain alcohol into a
bucket of antifreeze.

--

HellPope Huey
Composer, Decomposer,
Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"I dreamed I went to Heaven,
but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
- "Family Guy"

Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 11:40:14 GMT

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"polar bear" wrote in message
news:230220051448339437%bear@pole.com...
> In article <1109134072.245057.286820@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
>
> > Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to
cleanse
> > one's anal regions with said device?
>
> WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!!
> I thought those things were for washing your cat!
>

I thought cats were for washing YOUR anus!

I use a Mexican Hairless, because I don't have Polar Bear fur.

... and boy, is he pissed-off!

--
ArWeFuzzy

Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 07:43:09 -0800

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>>Is a bidet solely for vaginal lavage, or is it permissible to cleanse

one's anal regions with said device? <<

The Bidet is soley for cleaning of the rears of the huge fat people who
are so fat they have to ride those little motorized carts in Walmart.

These people are usually too fat to reach and wipe.