Dear alt.slack Swingers Lingo Sexpert
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600
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OK.
So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
I'm sure there's a term for it with all of kids going crazy for the
hentai and soft core anime.. what do they call the guys that want a
Japanese School Girl?
~Salacia
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:35:23 -0500
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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> OK.
> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
> me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
> fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>
"Paddy Toads"
> I'm sure there's a term for it with all of kids going crazy for the
> hentai and soft core anime.. what do they call the guys that want a
> Japanese School Girl?
>
Japedophiles?
(Rhymes with Giuppetophiles)
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:46:30 -0600
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:35:23 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article , HdMrs. Salacia
>the Overseer wrote:
>
>> OK.
>> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>> me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>> fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>>
>
>"Paddy Toads"
No. It's gotta be something like Shanghai Fever or something.
>
>
>> I'm sure there's a term for it with all of kids going crazy for the
>> hentai and soft core anime.. what do they call the guys that want a
>> Japanese School Girl?
>>
>
>Japedophiles?
>
>
>(Rhymes with Giuppetophiles)
This XY appears to be at least 25 and old enough to lust after. I'm
terrible at guessing ages.
Oh! He's emoting!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 2 Feb 2005 14:11:36 -0800
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>>No. It's gotta be something like Shanghai Fever or something?<
Asian Bird Flu
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:26:16 -0800
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 23:35:23 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>(Rhymes with Giuppetophiles)
Is that like Pinocchio's Giupetto?
Pinocchio would be great transgressive sex. Beyond the obvious
reasons you could be a pedophile but he's a PUPPET so ... is that
-worse- then being a pedophile, or is that on a par with a blowup
doll? The cops would be stymied.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"again, the violet bows to the lily.
again, the rose is tearing off her gown!"--rumi
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 04:41:03 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> I'm sure there's a term for it with all of kids going crazy for the
> hentai and soft core anime.. what do they call the guys that want a
> Japanese School Girl?
"alt.slack."
--
HellPope Huey
I tried to go back in time and kick Hitler in the ass,
but the belt has an anti-paradox governor
that only allowed me to spill hot soup on his crotch.
There is a pleasure in madness,
which none but madmen know.
~ John Dryden, 1631-1700
"Rub honey on his ass
and blow the bear whistle."
~ "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 04:42:50 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> OK.
> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
> me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
> fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
> I'm sure there's a term for it with all of kids going crazy for the
> hentai and soft core anime.. what do they call the guys that want a
> Japanese School Girl?
"Everyone except purple, that major hermaphrodite who sweats a LOT and
gives a suspicious amount of money to PETA."
--
HellPope Huey
I tried to go back in time and kick Hitler in the ass,
but the belt has an anti-paradox governor
that only allowed me to spill hot soup on his crotch.
There is a pleasure in madness,
which none but madmen know.
~ John Dryden, 1631-1700
"Rub honey on his ass
and blow the bear whistle."
~ "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:22:57 -0800
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>OK.
> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>
Which one? Jet Li? He's the star guy. Tony Leung Chiu Wai? See I
just don't think I could get worked over a guy whose name sounds like
a tuberculosis coughing fit.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"When Life gives you lemons
you blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannons!"
- Brak
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 07:17:57 -0600
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On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:22:57 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>OK.
>> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>>me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>>fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>>
>
>Which one? Jet Li? He's the star guy. Tony Leung Chiu Wai? See I
>just don't think I could get worked over a guy whose name sounds like
>a tuberculosis coughing fit.
the one playing broken arrow
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:56:42 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:22:57 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>OK.
>>> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>>>me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>>>fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>>>
>>
>>Which one? Jet Li? He's the star guy. Tony Leung Chiu Wai? See I
>>just don't think I could get worked over a guy whose name sounds like
>>a tuberculosis coughing fit.
>
>the one playing broken arrow
I had a T-Shirt with a funny Chinese menu one it--
items like "Sum Yung Twat" and so on...
There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
Hung Far Lo
I sure Nenslo has eaten there--
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 14:44:17 -0500
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
> There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
> Hung Far Lo
>
I used to go to one in Dallas called "New Big Wang".
--
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 06:49:01 +1100
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>> There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
>>Hung Far Lo
>
> I used to go to one in Dallas called "New Big Wang".
there's one near Mordialloc, in Melbourne, called "Fook Hing
Restaurant". seriously.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 20:41:21 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>>> There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
>>>Hung Far Lo
>>
>> I used to go to one in Dallas called "New Big Wang".
>
>
>there's one near Mordialloc, in Melbourne, called "Fook Hing
>Restaurant". seriously.
Yeah, one in Washington, DC called "Fukein Cafe"
It's a province in China with a regional cooking style
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 2 Feb 2005 14:14:44 -0800
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<
,
K? Pr?bAEV wrote:
> There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
> Hung Far Lo
<>
I worked with a Chinese Engineer name Peter Hung.
Actualy, when I learned his life Story on how his family escaped China
in WWII, I really got to respect the hell out of that guy.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 22:59:06 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
><
>,
>König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>
>
>> There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
>> Hung Far Lo
>
><>
>
>I worked with a Chinese Engineer name Peter Hung.
>
>Actualy, when I learned his life Story on how his family escaped China
>in WWII, I really got to respect the hell out of that guy.
>
Yeah, there's a lot on the 'net about "The Rape of Nanking"
http://www.tribo.org/nanking/
http://museums.cnd.org/njmassacre/
When I worked with the explosives and chemicals,
one of the EOD guys had a book, "Unit 731" about
how the Japanese used whole Chinese villages for
chem and bio experiments!
http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/japan/bw/
http://www.centurychina.com/wiihist/germwar/731rev.htm
Correspondent:: Rich Clark aka Left Rev Egg Plant
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 20:38:36 -0500
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article ,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>
>
>
>> There's a real restaurant in Portland, Oregon named
>>Hung Far Lo
>
>
>
> I used to go to one in Dallas called "New Big Wang".
>
I can pick up the phone and dial "445-CHOW" and have Wok2You drag me out
some chink food. Goes to a number of different places, you pick.
However, I'm stuck on a Korean spicy squid kick lately.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 08:44:02 -0800
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On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 07:17:57 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:22:57 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>OK.
>>> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>>>me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>>>fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>>>
>>
>>Which one? Jet Li? He's the star guy. Tony Leung Chiu Wai? See I
>>just don't think I could get worked over a guy whose name sounds like
>>a tuberculosis coughing fit.
>
>the one playing broken arrow
broken sword?
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0299977/Ss/0299977/0294.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Leung%20Chiu%20Wai,%20Tony
broken arrow is that John Travolta movie
flying snow? hopping bunny? clucking chicken?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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essential command.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 11:30:14 -0600
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On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 08:44:02 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 07:17:57 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:22:57 -0800, Zapanaz
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>OK.
>>>> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>>>>me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>>>>fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Which one? Jet Li? He's the star guy. Tony Leung Chiu Wai? See I
>>>just don't think I could get worked over a guy whose name sounds like
>>>a tuberculosis coughing fit.
>>
>>the one playing broken arrow
>
>broken sword?
>
>http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0299977/Ss/0299977/0294.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Leung%20Chiu%20Wai,%20Tony
>
>broken arrow is that John Travolta movie
>
>flying snow? hopping bunny? clucking chicken?
That's him. Broken sword. I'm Clucking Chicken.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 12:34:31 -0800
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On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 11:30:14 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 08:44:02 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 07:17:57 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:22:57 -0800, Zapanaz
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:24:33 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>OK.
>>>>> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
>>>>>me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
>>>>>fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Which one? Jet Li? He's the star guy. Tony Leung Chiu Wai? See I
>>>>just don't think I could get worked over a guy whose name sounds like
>>>>a tuberculosis coughing fit.
>>>
>>>the one playing broken arrow
>>
>>broken sword?
>>
>>http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0299977/Ss/0299977/0294.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Leung%20Chiu%20Wai,%20Tony
>>
>>broken arrow is that John Travolta movie
>>
>>flying snow? hopping bunny? clucking chicken?
>
>That's him. Broken sword. I'm Clucking Chicken.
I'll be Clutching Colon. That would make for a novel kung-fu movie.
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have it be a joke?
You can't.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:56:49 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz wrote:
>
> I'll be Clutching Colon. That would make for a novel kung-fu movie.
You don't work at University Hospital by any chance, do you?
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 06:30:46 +1100
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> So I'm watching 'Hero". One of the guys is a total hottie and it made
> me wonder what one calls the equivalent of a white girl with 'jungle
> fever' for an oriental stud muffin?
i thought it was "Rice Queen". but i think the oriental stud muffin has
to be gay, in that case.