Details don't matter!
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 22:59:23 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> Sure knocks a lot of the recent outbursts of "You fag!" into a big
> cocked hat, doesn't it? You Catholics have really been skirting
> disaster, eating the body of Christ all these years.
>
Hey, I was a Catholic for a while and then I was talking to these people
who were SUPPOSABLY Catholics, or so they CLAIMED, about how I thought
Pope Jim Paul was the best King the Catholics ever had, and they start
COMING DOWN ON ME, saying like "That's not the pope's name, and he's not
the king of the catholics" and like EXPLAINING all this stuff to me and
I am like woah, dude, I thought catholics were supposed to be HOLY, and
here you are coming down on me with all these RULES and things, I don't
see what's so holy about that, I think it's more like SINFUL, I think
you guys aren't holy you are sinners! and they start telling me that's
not what holy means and that sinful doesn't mean that either and that I
don't know what I am talking about, and I'm like no, YOU don't know what
I am talking about, it's not like I am trying to be some kind of PRIEST
or something, it doesn't matter what the guy's NAME is or whether he is
king or not, you people just need to get off my case and be HOLY and not
SINFUL, and so anyway I think catholics are all sinners and not holy at
all like they are supposed to be and THEY don't know the meaning of the
word, not me. So now I am in this church of Bob and am a slacker and
hate pink things and it's all like SLACK, MAN, you know, like give me
some slack! And don't be pink, be a slacker and not pink! Cool! Slack
out man! Slackness rules and pinkness drules! Like those guys that
drive cars? PINK! And people who don't act right are pink too and not
slack. Praise Steve! And his cigarette!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:17:20 GMT
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In article <421986CB.CC13DB1E@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > Sure knocks a lot of the recent outbursts of "You fag!" into a big
> > cocked hat, doesn't it? You Catholics have really been skirting
> > disaster, eating the body of Christ all these years.
> >
> Hey, I was a Catholic for a while and then I was talking to these people
> who were SUPPOSABLY Catholics, or so they CLAIMED, about how I thought
> Pope Jim Paul was the best King the Catholics ever had, and they start
> COMING DOWN ON ME, saying like "That's not the pope's name, and he's not
> the king of the catholics" and like EXPLAINING all this stuff to me and
> I am like woah, dude, I thought catholics were supposed to be HOLY, and
> here you are coming down on me with all these RULES and things, I don't
> see what's so holy about that, I think it's more like SINFUL, I think
> you guys aren't holy you are sinners! and they start telling me that's
> not what holy means and that sinful doesn't mean that either and that I
> don't know what I am talking about, and I'm like no, YOU don't know what
> I am talking about, it's not like I am trying to be some kind of PRIEST
> or something, it doesn't matter what the guy's NAME is or whether he is
> king or not, you people just need to get off my case and be HOLY and not
> SINFUL, and so anyway I think catholics are all sinners and not holy at
> all like they are supposed to be and THEY don't know the meaning of the
> word, not me. So now I am in this church of Bob and am a slacker and
> hate pink things and it's all like SLACK, MAN, you know, like give me
> some slack! And don't be pink, be a slacker and not pink! Cool! Slack
> out man! Slackness rules and pinkness drules! Like those guys that
> drive cars? PINK! And people who don't act right are pink too and not
> slack. Praise Steve! And his cigarette!
The power of Christ compels me... to more or less "follow" Dobbs and
urinate into any reasonably accessible baptismal font. Ain't that some
shit? Fuck organized religion. I'd rather be Mr. T's love muffin.
--
HellPope Huey
I was Elvis in my previous life,
but I'm still porky and pilled-up in this one, too
"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first,
but when you hit back, hit back hard.
Pick your time and place and nuke 'em.
Do not worry about making enemies.
The right enemy will be a sign
that you're growing up and that God loves you."
- Roger Rosenblatt
"Its either just a crack in the driveway
or the Chinese are finally making their move."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:24:30 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <421986CB.CC13DB1E@yahoox.com>, nenslo
>wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>> > Sure knocks a lot of the recent outbursts of "You fag!" into a big
>> > cocked hat, doesn't it? You Catholics have really been skirting
>> > disaster, eating the body of Christ all these years.
>> >
>> Hey, I was a Catholic for a while and then I was talking to these people
>> who were SUPPOSABLY Catholics, or so they CLAIMED, about how I thought
>> Pope Jim Paul was the best King the Catholics ever had, and they start
>> COMING DOWN ON ME, saying like "That's not the pope's name, and he's not
>> the king of the catholics" and like EXPLAINING all this stuff to me and
>> I am like woah, dude, I thought catholics were supposed to be HOLY, and
>> here you are coming down on me with all these RULES and things, I don't
>> see what's so holy about that, I think it's more like SINFUL, I think
>> you guys aren't holy you are sinners! and they start telling me that's
>> not what holy means and that sinful doesn't mean that either and that I
>> don't know what I am talking about, and I'm like no, YOU don't know what
>> I am talking about, it's not like I am trying to be some kind of PRIEST
>> or something, it doesn't matter what the guy's NAME is or whether he is
>> king or not, you people just need to get off my case and be HOLY and not
>> SINFUL, and so anyway I think catholics are all sinners and not holy at
>> all like they are supposed to be and THEY don't know the meaning of the
>> word, not me. So now I am in this church of Bob and am a slacker and
>> hate pink things and it's all like SLACK, MAN, you know, like give me
>> some slack! And don't be pink, be a slacker and not pink! Cool! Slack
>> out man! Slackness rules and pinkness drules! Like those guys that
>> drive cars? PINK! And people who don't act right are pink too and not
>> slack. Praise Steve! And his cigarette!
>
> The power of Christ compels me... to more or less "follow" Dobbs and
>urinate into any reasonably accessible baptismal font. Ain't that some
>shit? Fuck organized religion. I'd rather be Mr. T's love muffin.
>
>--
"I pity da foo'!"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:42:29 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> The power of Christ compels me...
Oh, I wish they would quit saying that. It is based on
a mis-translation from the Aramaic to the Greek.
It is properly read as:
"The power of Christ compels meep."
Means something completely different. It means that
Christ is the motive power of meep, like gasoline is
to a car and squeaky toys are to puppies.
"Christ is my squeaky toy."
"Christ is my unleaded gasoline."
Okay, so those are loose interpretations of gospel.
But meep remains.
--
"I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock
and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus,
June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all.
I'll be back."
--Executed Serial killer Aileen Wuornos
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:37:22 GMT
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In article <421A0165.5212@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > The power of Christ compels me...
>
> Oh, I wish they would quit saying that. It is based on
> a mis-translation from the Aramaic to the Greek.
Sorry. I mostly base it on my viewings of "The Exorcist." FAR more fun
than listening to some preacher drone on about my unworthiness and all
that sky-pie BS. Jesus told me it makes even HIM puke.
> It is properly read as:
> "The power of Christ compels meep."
> Means something completely different. It means that
> Christ is the motive power of meep, like gasoline is
> to a car and squeaky toys are to puppies.
> "Christ is my squeaky toy."
> "Christ is my unleaded gasoline."
I drive a Jesus Chrysler, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
--
HellPope Huey
I was Elvis in my previous life,
but I'm still porky and pilled-up in this one, too
"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first,
but when you hit back, hit back hard.
Pick your time and place and nuke 'em.
Do not worry about making enemies.
The right enemy will be a sign
that you're growing up and that God loves you."
- Roger Rosenblatt
"Its either just a crack in the driveway
or the Chinese are finally making their move."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:56:00 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <421A0165.5212@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >
>> > The power of Christ compels me...
>>
>> Oh, I wish they would quit saying that. It is based on
>> a mis-translation from the Aramaic to the Greek.
>
> Sorry. I mostly base it on my viewings of "The Exorcist." FAR more fun
>than listening to some preacher drone on about my unworthiness and all
>that sky-pie BS. Jesus told me it makes even HIM puke.
>
>> It is properly read as:
>> "The power of Christ compels meep."
>> Means something completely different. It means that
>> Christ is the motive power of meep, like gasoline is
>> to a car and squeaky toys are to puppies.
>> "Christ is my squeaky toy."
>> "Christ is my unleaded gasoline."
>
> I drive a Jesus Chrysler, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
>
>--
I was a-watching a little bit of Ernest Angley yestiddy
mawnin', the part where he raises his arm and smacks
the flat of his palm on the victim's, I mean parsishoner's
forehaid, an' heals them and they fall over unconscious.
Why, mercy me, I do declare! I can do that, too! Just stiff-arm
folks to the fo'haid, and take they money! Hallejewya, Jayzus!
I'm saved!