Correspondent:: popeblack@hotmail.com (popeblack)
Date: 2 Feb 2005 04:58:40 -0800
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SLACK/LUCK,
PopeBlack
Have you ever uttered the words, "THEY are out to get me". Have you
ever
wondered just who, "THEY are"? Well my friend the answer is simple.
They
are the opposite of US.
THEY are the ones who employ you. THEY are the ones who tax and govern
you. THEY are the ones who make your life an agonising HELL ON EARTH by
making top 40 music no SANE individual would ever submit themselves to
listening to. THEY are the one who brainwash you into BELIEVING that if
you work harder, jump higher, and put in that extra effort, FOR THEM
you
will get ahead in this world and be financialy secure. IT IS THE LIE
THEY
want YOU to believe. THEY are the unclean minions who have broken down
the
individual existance into small, windowless, sterile cubicals where YOU
toil your life away for a slave wage that hardly pays the taxes on the
beer you drink, muss less the other bills you have. At the end of the
day,
the one you started at the ungodly hour of 6:30am, you are expected to
lick the boots of your master and be GRATEFUL that YOU are privilegded
to
WORK for THEM.
Have You ever been to Amsterdam? This once beautiful city of sin and
smut
is also being ruined by THEM. This once bustling den of iniqities
hosted
24 hour bars, brothels and coffee shops, only to be slowly replaced
with
shopping malls, and parking lots. THEY are turning the last bastion of
decency and freedon into a neo-religious yuppie shopping paradise.
Globalisation has allowed THEM to permiate every society, and
transcend
every border, ConSuming every culture in its path, and then rearranging
it
nice, neat celovacusealed packages on shelves on all stores on the
planet.
NEW FROM CRAPDONALDS ITS KENYAN MASSAI BURGER WEEK!!!!!
Once, a long time ago before THEY took over, this planet was a PARADISE
ON
EARTH where every bush had berries with the most mind boggling drugs
you
ever taken, AND IT WAS SAFE TO EAT. The ground bubbled with brooks of
champgne and beer and there were rivers of whisky and the only thing
you
had to do when you wanted a shag was ask, cause our bonobo like
ancesters
DID NOTHING ELSE. The beautiful thing about it, that is was ALL FREE!
THEN THEY ARRIVED and invented MONEY AND WORK. THEY cut down the forest
paradise and forced US to wear cloths and replaced the cornicopia with
SHOPS and HAMBURGER RESTAURANTS. THEY have made SLAVES out of US making
US
WORK for THEM in exchange for THEIR SLAVE TOKENS they call money. Then
THEY sell us back a watered down, cheapened, processed, INDUSTRIAL
versions of food, shelter and drugs which are not only dangerous, but
USED TO BE FREE!
. THEY have stripped every scrap of individuality and reduced us down
to
nothing but fleshly nervous tissue that doesnt even have a brain
anymore.
THEY plug US into THEIR TVS , RADIOS AND COMPUTERS for pump feeding us
with messages that prey on our fears and sexuality so we'll WORK
HARDER,
JUMP HIGHER and spend all of our SLAVE TOKENS on THEIR CRAP.
Does this sound grim to YOU? Does this sound LIKE YOU? There is HOPE.
The Church of the SubGenius Foundation Investment Corporation has
ARISEN
from this cess pool of evil and is waging a JIHAD of anti-terrorism
terrorism, agaist THEM and THEIR UNCLEAN armies of lawyers,
accountants,
businessmen, pop stars, and football coaches. The Chucrh of the
SubGenius
and its glorious leader J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has come smite this evil,
usher
in the bonobo like paradies that once existed, and RUBBERSTAP YOUR
SINS!
Thats right your heard me, I SAID RUBBERSTAMP YOUR SINS.
Have YOU ever felt guilty cause YOU went to the pub, gotten drunk and
woke
up the next day realising that you blew some of your rent money on
drinks.
With the Church of the SubGenius, YOU CAN BLOW ALL YOUR RENT MONEY ON
DRINKS, with out any of the guilt, because J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has come to
JUSTIFY YOUR SINS. Don't believe me, the go down to the pub RIGHT NOW
and
do it. Buy YOURSELF and a beer and a beer for that GOOD LOOKING
POTENTIAL
SEXFIEND sitting next to you. Believe me, it works and YOU DESERVE IT!
Subgenius covens acoss the planet are kindeling the bonfires of the
new
era, and fueling the flames with the mind numbing pop culture of old.
Our
church druids are here to find those disgruntaled, disenchanted,
disaffected members of society who are fed up with the evil ALL WORK,
NO
SEX, NO FUN SOCIETY that has enslaved us and nurture the SUBGENIUSNESS
that lies inside.
Are YOU tired of slaving at a nine to five job for THEM?
Are you YOU sick of having NO FUN cause you FEEL GUILTY for not saving
your SLAVE TOKENS for an EARLY GRAVE?
Are YOU frustrated because YOUR life is a dull, boring existance thats
all
work and no play/sex?
Do you feel as if you're on the highway to hell that has road tax and
tolls a life time of savings could never afford?
Do you want the Church of the SubGenius to teach you how to SPANK THE
MONKEY ON YOUR BACK, and help you get a piece of that lost paradise
without spending all your hard earned SLAVE TOKEN????
If you answered YES to the questions above, then perhaps YOU are one
of
US!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 13:50:17 GMT
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>
>SLACK/LUCK,
PopeBlack wrote:
>
>
>Have you ever uttered the words, "THEY are out to get me". Have you
>ever
>wondered just who, "THEY are"? Well my friend the answer is simple.
>They
>are the opposite of US.
>
>THEY are the ones who employ you. THEY are the ones who tax and govern
>you. THEY are the ones who make your life an agonising HELL ON EARTH by
>making top 40 music no SANE individual would ever submit themselves to
>listening to. THEY are the one who brainwash you into BELIEVING that if
>you work harder, jump higher, and put in that extra effort, FOR THEM
>you
>will get ahead in this world and be financialy secure. IT IS THE LIE
>THEY
>want YOU to believe. THEY are the unclean minions who have broken down
>the
>individual existance into small, windowless, sterile cubicals where YOU
>toil your life away for a slave wage that hardly pays the taxes on the
>beer you drink, muss less the other bills you have. At the end of the
>day,
>the one you started at the ungodly hour of 6:30am, you are expected to
>lick the boots of your master and be GRATEFUL that YOU are privilegded
>to
>WORK for THEM.
>
>Have You ever been to Amsterdam?
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 14:53:26 -0500
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In article <1deaeba2.0502020458.798a42@posting.google.com>, popeblack
wrote:
> Copy this, print it and distribute...
>
> SLACK/LUCK,
> PopeBlack
>
>
Good job! This should rope in DOZENS! Let me guess -- Pope Perro must
have helped you write it. Don't forget the various sacred URLs and POs
when you print it though. And it's Clenches, not COVENS!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 07:08:30 +1100
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> when you print it though. And it's Clenches, not COVENS!
Clovenches.
Klovens.
Gench.
er
i think i've had a stroke.
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 23:34:33 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
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>> when you print it though. And it's Clenches, not COVENS!
>
>
>
>
> Clovenches.
>
> Klovens.
>
> Gench.
>
> er
>
> i think i've had a stroke.
>