February SubGenius Holidays (revised)
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 08:58:26 -0700
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February
1 St. Chronos
2 St. Roger Corman
3 St. Pokemon
4 St. Zeus
5 St. Benedict Arnold
6 St. Tlaloc
7 St. Alfred E. Newman/Tachychardia Week begins
8 St. Teletubbie/Homosexual Anxiety
9 St. Lewinsky/Heterosexual Anxiety
10 St. Marilyn Monroe/Bisexual Anxiety
11 Tachychardia Week Overindulgence Festival
12 High Confiscation of Property
13 St. Snuffleupagus/Family Induced Stress
14 Aztec Day/St. Seka/Tachychardia Week Festival
of Maximum Occupancy
15 St. Grigori Rasputin
16 Cremation Wednesday/Hash Wednesday (approximate)
17 St. Isaac Asimov
18 St. Frank Miller
19 St. Senor Wenches
20 St. I.G. Farben
21 St. Boris Karloff
22 St. Hunter S. Thompson
23 St. Monty Python
24 St. Huey Newton
25 St. Burke/St. Hare
26 St. Emo Phillips
27 St. Carl Sagan
28 St. Ken Kesey
29 St. Jack Kervorkian
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 10:56:46 -0600
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 08:58:26 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>February
>1 St. Chronos
>2 St. Roger Corman
>3 St. Pokemon
>4 St. Zeus
>5 St. Benedict Arnold
>6 St. Tlaloc
>7 St. Alfred E. Newman/Tachychardia Week begins
>8 St. Teletubbie/Homosexual Anxiety
>9 St. Lewinsky/Heterosexual Anxiety
>10 St. Marilyn Monroe/Bisexual Anxiety
>11 Tachychardia Week Overindulgence Festival
>12 High Confiscation of Property
>13 St. Snuffleupagus/Family Induced Stress
>14 Aztec Day/St. Seka/Tachychardia Week Festival
> of Maximum Occupancy
>15 St. Grigori Rasputin
>16 Cremation Wednesday/Hash Wednesday (approximate)
>17 St. Isaac Asimov
>18 St. Frank Miller
>19 St. Senor Wenches
>20 St. I.G. Farben
>21 St. Boris Karloff
>22 St. Hunter S. Thompson
>23 St. Monty Python
>24 St. Huey Newton
>25 St. Burke/St. Hare
>26 St. Emo Phillips
>27 St. Carl Sagan
>28 St. Ken Kesey
>29 St. Jack Kervorkian
February 2 St. Roger Corman/Festival of Chinese Proctology
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:07:19 -0700
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
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> February 2 St. Roger Corman
Festival of Chinese Proctology
This will take some justification, if you please.
I'm thinking in terms of who will be the festival
supplicants, what are the rituals & artifacts,
visitations (if applicable), and if the money in
the collection plate will be smeared with something
unpleasant.
It would not be cool if in a thousand years, SubGenii
are impaling Chinese to honor "Bob", for example.
--
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 06:44:50 +1100
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> 11 Tachychardia Week Overindulgence Festival
> 12 High Confiscation of Property
> 13 St. Snuffleupagus/Family Induced Stress
> 14 Aztec Day/St. Seka/Tachychardia Week Festival
> of Maximum Occupancy
woohoo! i'm gonna buy me one of them coffee brewin' things! and a
mountain of beans, and i'm gonna get fucked up!