Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 14 Feb 2005 12:33:41 -0800
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 21:05:48 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>The House of represenative has passed a bill that is endorsed by our
>Leader, George W. Bush.
>
>I allows the Department of Home Land Security to be exempt from ALL
>laws to contruct a fence along the entire US-canadian Border! yes I
>feel safer already from those dangerous Candians with their National
>Health Care, low crime, and 30% of their Population who Speak French!
>
>Gee, I have some photos of the old East German and Chezh Borders from
>the Cold War Era I can send them as a prototype.
>
But them there Canucks might start exporting cheap plywood
and stinky French cheese to the US!
If they called it Fartress America, they could have an eternal flame
blowing out of the Statue of Liberty's butt.
Send me your wretched refuse!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:27:28 GMT
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In article
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> If they called it Fartress America, they could have an eternal flame
> blowing out of the Statue of Liberty's butt.
I thought that was already IDRMRSR's job. The flame's colors change
depending on what you feed him: beans for green, tainted chicken strips
for blue and inexplicably, Frostys for a vivid orange-red.
> Send me your wretched refuse!
and they will clutter Usenet with their innermost flatus.
--
HellPope Huey
The Overlord of Overload
"How are they getting along?"
"On looks alone, as far as I can tell."
- "Night Court"
If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 00:22:43 -0800
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In article <1108413221.864887.150570@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> The House of represenative has passed a bill that is endorsed by our
> Leader, George W. Bush.
>
> I allows the Department of Home Land Security to be exempt from ALL
> laws to contruct a fence along the entire US-canadian Border! yes I
> feel safer already from those dangerous Candians with their National
> Health Care, low crime, and 30% of their Population who Speak French!
>
> Gee, I have some photos of the old East German and Chezh Borders from
> the Cold War Era I can send them as a prototype.
This is too good to be true! I thought we'd have to pay to build our
own wall and here you suckers are gonna do it for us!
Life is just full of irony.
pb
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 15 Feb 2005 09:40:02 -0800
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>>This is too good to be true! I thought we'd have to pay to build
our
own wall and here you suckers are gonna do it for us!
Life is just full of irony.
pb <<
Oh sure, you canadians will prbally make it all pretty and have giant
Statues of Celene Dione, Alanis Morrestte, and William Shatner adorning
all the Gates!
Well we Amerikkans will have lots of Barbed Wire, watch towers,
automatic shot guns that are linked to trip wired or electric eyes! We
got it all cheap form the Former East Germans! What a deal!
And Ahlliburtan and Bectal get the contracts to build it! It will be
THE greatest Security Device EVER built since the ballistic Missile
Defense or teh Maginot Line!
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:39:02 -0800
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In article <1108489202.938389.241160@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> >>This is too good to be true! I thought we'd have to pay to build
> our
> own wall and here you suckers are gonna do it for us!
>
> Life is just full of irony.
>
>
> pb <<
>
> Oh sure, you canadians will prbally make it all pretty and have giant
> Statues of Celene Dione, Alanis Morrestte, and William Shatner adorning
> all the Gates!
Gates? LOL. What an optimist.
>
> Well we Amerikkans will have lots of Barbed Wire, watch towers,
> automatic shot guns that are linked to trip wired or electric eyes! We
> got it all cheap form the Former East Germans! What a deal!
>
> And Ahlliburtan and Bectal get the contracts to build it! It will be
> THE greatest Security Device EVER built since the ballistic Missile
> Defense or teh Maginot Line!
Just so long as it keeps Americans out. It would be too optimistic to
expect it to stop Mexicans. Those guys always find a way.
pb