Gidget gone

Correspondent:: "Milo Quagmires"
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 20:55:02 -0500

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By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES - Actress Sandra Dee (news), the
blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in
the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy
and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to
pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.

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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:17:51 GMT

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In article <1e984$42193f81$d1cc50dc$3584@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
"Milo Quagmires" wrote:

> By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer
>
> LOS ANGELES - Actress Sandra Dee (news), the
> blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in
> the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy
> and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to
> pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.

I was going to make a really bad joke about hymens that grew back
repeatedly and were so tough they could fend off a bullet, but it seemed
unfair at such a sad moment.

--

HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian

I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:16:56 -0800

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Milo Quagmires wrote:
>
> By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer
>
> LOS ANGELES - Actress Sandra Dee (news), the
> blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in
> the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy
> and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to
> pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.
>
> ---------------

I will never understand why people post these things to alt.slack. Is
it because you think we wouldn't find out about it otherwise? Is it
because you think for some reason that it matters? I give up, really.
I honestly can't imagine why you do it and even if you told me why it
would be a bad reason. Every person who has internet access can get
this information, and probably DOES get it, the second they log on.
Chances are they already heard about it on the radio or on TV. And then
you need to post it here too. So are we supposed to discuss it or
something, go "Oh man, that is too bad because that Tammy and the Doctor
was really good I always hoped she'd make another Tammy movie but now
she never will. Boy I sure am going to miss her." or something? Yeah,
my life is that pathetic too. Sure, why not. Some gal that used to be
in movies forty years ago died and I feel awful. Oh wait. No I don't.
Hey, actually I don't care - don't feel anything, not surprise, not
sorrow, not happiness, just PUZZLEMENT as to why anybody would think
anyone else would give a flying fuck. Genuine bafflement. What kind of
RETARDED MIND would see that and think OH MAN I have got to make sure
everybody on alt.slack knows about this because they might miss it if
they have been out ice fishing all their fucking life or something. I
wish I could kill by internet I really do.

Correspondent:: newsletters@isp.com
Date: 21 Feb 2005 04:28:00 -0800

Correspondent:: Sassy Susie
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:33:29 -0800

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Get a life...you must be bored with yourself, I know you bore me. Dont
want to read it then why even bother boring us with you four lettered
commentary. Oh I know, those are the only kind of words you remember
from your fourth grade class of high education, and yes I guess that is
why "You don't understand". Give us a break and get lost.

nenslo wrote:

>
> I will never understand why people post these things to alt.slack. Is
> it because you think we wouldn't find out about it otherwise? Is it
> because you think for some reason that it matters? I give up, really.
> I honestly can't imagine why you do it and even if you told me why it
> would be a bad reason. Every person who has internet access can get
> this information, and probably DOES get it, the second they log on.
> Chances are they already heard about it on the radio or on TV. And then
> you need to post it here too. So are we supposed to discuss it or
> something, go "Oh man, that is too bad because that Tammy and the Doctor
> was really good I always hoped she'd make another Tammy movie but now
> she never will. Boy I sure am going to miss her." or something? Yeah,
> my life is that pathetic too. Sure, why not. Some gal that used to be
> in movies forty years ago died and I feel awful. Oh wait. No I don't.
> Hey, actually I don't care - don't feel anything, not surprise, not
> sorrow, not happiness, just PUZZLEMENT as to why anybody would think
> anyone else would give a flying fuck. Genuine bafflement. What kind of
> RETARDED MIND would see that and think OH MAN I have got to make sure
> everybody on alt.slack knows about this because they might miss it if
> they have been out ice fishing all their fucking life or something. I
> wish I could kill by internet I really do.

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:34:35 -0800

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Sassy Susie wrote:
>
> Get a life...you must be bored with yourself, I know you bore me. Dont
> want to read it then why even bother boring us with you four lettered
> commentary. Oh I know, those are the only kind of words you remember
> from your fourth grade class of high education, and yes I guess that is
> why "You don't understand". Give us a break and get lost.
>

NO!

Correspondent:: Sternodox
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 15:52:09 -0600

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Nenslo was in Get A Life...You Must Be Bored With Yourself? COOL! I saw
them on Ed Sullivan when I was little and it totally made me want to
play in a band like that. I really liked their hair. Nenslo was the
drummer, right? I'm trying really hard to remember because "Tammy and
the Doktors" was on a different channel that evening and my sister
insisted that we keep flipping back and forth between Tammy and Ed
because if you flipped fast enough it actually looked like Ed was
BUTTFUCKING Tammy UP THE NOSE WITH RIFLE-CLEANING EQUIPMENT!

In article , Sassy Susie
wrote:

> Get a life...you must be bored with yourself, I know you bore me. Dont
> want to read it then why even bother boring us with you four lettered
> commentary. Oh I know, those are the only kind of words you remember
> from your fourth grade class of high education, and yes I guess that is
> why "You don't understand". Give us a break and get lost.

Correspondent:: "Spyggie"
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:24:19 -0500

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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42198AE8.736308A5@yahoox.com...
> Milo Quagmires wrote:
>>
>> By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer
>>
>> LOS ANGELES - Actress Sandra Dee (news), the
>> blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in
>> the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy
>> and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to
>> pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.
>>
>> ---------------
>
> I will never understand why people post these things to alt.slack. Is
> it because you think we wouldn't find out about it otherwise? Is it
> because you think for some reason that it matters? I give up, really.
> I honestly can't imagine why you do it and even if you told me why it
> would be a bad reason. Every person who has internet access can get
> this information, and probably DOES get it, the second they log on.
> Chances are they already heard about it on the radio or on TV. And then
> you need to post it here too. So are we supposed to discuss it or
> something, go "Oh man, that is too bad because that Tammy and the Doctor
> was really good I always hoped she'd make another Tammy movie but now
> she never will. Boy I sure am going to miss her." or something? Yeah,
> my life is that pathetic too. Sure, why not. Some gal that used to be
> in movies forty years ago died and I feel awful. Oh wait. No I don't.
> Hey, actually I don't care - don't feel anything, not surprise, not
> sorrow, not happiness, just PUZZLEMENT as to why anybody would think
> anyone else would give a flying fuck. Genuine bafflement. What kind of
> RETARDED MIND would see that and think OH MAN I have got to make sure
> everybody on alt.slack knows about this because they might miss it if
> they have been out ice fishing all their fucking life or something. I
> wish I could kill by internet I really do.

I agree with this post!
No one gives a rat's ass about unknown worm bait!
HST's suicide is mildly captivating, but where are the damn pictures?
I really want to see the splatter pattern.
That would be interesting and artistic!

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:20:14 GMT

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In article <42198AE8.736308A5@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:

>>> I wish I could kill by internet I really do.

I have felt that way a few times, but mostly, I just wish I could give
people explosive diarrhea at certain moments.

Boy, there's a straight line if evah I hoid one.

--

HellPope Huey
I was Elvis in my previous life,
but I'm still porky and pilled-up in this one, too

"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first,
but when you hit back, hit back hard.
Pick your time and place and nuke 'em.
Do not worry about making enemies.
The right enemy will be a sign
that you're growing up and that God loves you."
- Roger Rosenblatt

"Its either just a crack in the driveway
or the Chinese are finally making their move."
- "King of the Hill"

Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 08:25:51 -0700

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nenslo wrote:

> Milo Quagmires wrote:
>
>>By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer
>>
>>LOS ANGELES - Actress Sandra Dee (news), the
>>blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in
>>the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy
>>and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to
>>pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.
>>
>>---------------
>
>
> I will never understand why people post these things to alt.slack. Is
> it because you think we wouldn't find out about it otherwise?

I appreciate it. I would never know which celebrity was dead until the
next morning. This way I can structure my dream-life around GIdget and
Tammy.

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.

Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 21 Feb 2005 20:25:57 GMT

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nenslo wrote in news:42198AE8.736308A5@yahoox.com:

> Milo Quagmires wrote:
>>
>> By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer
>>
>> LOS ANGELES - Actress Sandra Dee (news), the
>> blond beauty who attracted a large teen audience in
>> the 1960s with films such as "Gidget" and "Tammy
>> and the Doctor" and had a headlined marriage to
>> pop singer Bobby Darin, died Sunday. She was 63.
>>
>> ---------------
>
> I will never understand why people post these things to alt.slack. Is
> it because you think we wouldn't find out about it otherwise? Is it
> because you think for some reason that it matters? I give up, really.
> I honestly can't imagine why you do it and even if you told me why it
> would be a bad reason. Every person who has internet access can get
> this information, and probably DOES get it, the second they log on.
> Chances are they already heard about it on the radio or on TV. And then
> you need to post it here too. So are we supposed to discuss it or
> something, go "Oh man, that is too bad because that Tammy and the Doctor
> was really good I always hoped she'd make another Tammy movie but now
> she never will. Boy I sure am going to miss her." or something? Yeah,
> my life is that pathetic too. Sure, why not. Some gal that used to be
> in movies forty years ago died and I feel awful. Oh wait. No I don't.
> Hey, actually I don't care - don't feel anything, not surprise, not
> sorrow, not happiness, just PUZZLEMENT as to why anybody would think
> anyone else would give a flying fuck. Genuine bafflement. What kind of
> RETARDED MIND would see that and think OH MAN I have got to make sure
> everybody on alt.slack knows about this because they might miss it if
> they have been out ice fishing all their fucking life or something. I
> wish I could kill by internet I really do.

Because it'll hork SOMEONE off and it's fun to watch them go over the deep
end and they don't even have to come up with anything ORIGINAL to do it just
cut and paste some inane drivel they found on the internet that EVERYONE can
find for themselves and then they come here and see the EXACT SAME THING and
it's all like OOHHHHH I didn't want to see that again and HEERE IT IS and
DAMMIT that just makes me wanna puke and scream and throw things at the
neighbors and moon the postman JUST BECAUSE HE KEEPS DROPPING OFF DAMNED HOME
TRENDS AND SHARPER IMAGE CATALOGUES and nobody buys shit from either of them
unless they have more money than sense and DAMMIT I JUST MAY AS WELL CUT A
HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE MAILBOX AND PUT THE GARBAGE CAN RIGHT UNDER IT as I
have bill autopay and don't even get bills in my snailmail anymore just so
fuckers can't fish my mailbox for bank information and who needs damned tax
bills anyway they get all the money they need already without bothering ME
for tax money and why the hell should I pay for school bonds anyway when I
DON'T HAVE KIDS and who the hell voted for these idjits fuck a bunch of em
they STILL won't fill in the pothole on my street until some county
commissionglorp drives by and POW right into the fucker and blows their OWN
tire and THEN they even get the county to give them NEW TIRES at MY EXPENSE
and what the hell does a regular guy have to do to get some ACTION from the
roads and bridges assholes who all sit around watching ONE PERSON digging out
a drain while they all sit around and DO NOTHING???? HUH?!? WHAT??!?!

...oh yeah. Remind me not to get a cappucino anymore. I can barely handle
decaf nowadays. SAME TO YOU!!!

--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch

"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey