Godzillophilia
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 20:58:42 -0500
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It occurred to me that, scaling things up appropriately, Godzilla's tear
ducts might be just the right size for some bonobo in-out action. I imagine
you could use a kind of crane/catapult thing (like the ones they use in the
movies to make people seem to be flying) to get near the tear duct. Then,
you could use these eyelid caliper things (similar to the tools the Fremen
used to crack open the segments of the sand worms) to force them down far
enough to reach the sweet spot.
You'd also need a Clockwork Orange sort of eyelid spanner thing, maybe a
bear trap, to keep the lids wide open so you wouldn't get crushed if the
lizard blinks. Suction cups to keep you attached to the nictating membrane.
Yes, it would be quite a challenge.
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Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 03:21:28 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>It occurred to me that, scaling things up appropriately, Godzilla's tear
>ducts might be just the right size for some bonobo in-out action. I imagine
>you could use a kind of crane/catapult thing (like the ones they use in the
>movies to make people seem to be flying) to get near the tear duct. Then,
>you could use these eyelid caliper things (similar to the tools the Fremen
>used to crack open the segments of the sand worms) to force them down far
>enough to reach the sweet spot.
>
>You'd also need a Clockwork Orange sort of eyelid spanner thing, maybe a
>bear trap, to keep the lids wide open so you wouldn't get crushed if the
>lizard blinks. Suction cups to keep you attached to the nictating membrane.
>
>Yes, it would be quite a challenge.
>
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No, no! You _want_ the lizard to blink!
A Giant Lizard Wink-Off!
http://www.winkinglizard.com/
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:45:13 GMT
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> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
> >It occurred to me that, scaling things up appropriately, Godzilla's tear
> >ducts might be just the right size for some bonobo in-out action. I imagine
> >you could use a kind of crane/catapult thing (like the ones they use in the
> >movies to make people seem to be flying) to get near the tear duct. Then,
> >you could use these eyelid caliper things (similar to the tools the Fremen
> >used to crack open the segments of the sand worms) to force them down far
> >enough to reach the sweet spot.
Sorry, I'm more of a Gamera man. I prefer to grab the edge of the
shell, have her wrap her legs around my dorsal fin and slam the
proverbial ham.
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HellPope Huey
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to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.
- Henry Ward Beecher
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He opens a window."
"Yeah, so we have something to jump out of."
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