Good advice
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 20:10:10 -0700
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If your wife thinks the world of you, and just to be near you is all it
takes to make her happy, then you could probably do better and you ought
to dump her.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 21:17:24 -0700
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Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
> If your wife thinks the world of you, and just
> to be near you is all it takes to make her happy,
> then you could probably do better and you ought
> to dump her.
...before she taken an axe to you, dismembering your
remains, then grinding them up into hamburger for a
50/50 mix with beef to be made into sloppy joes to
feed to the seemingly endless number of hungry and
horny high-school athletes who now frequent the
widow's house in a perpetual orgy of perversion and
depravity.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 16:08:43 GMT
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In article <421FF854.1D44@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
> >
> > If your wife thinks the world of you, and just
> > to be near you is all it takes to make her happy,
> > then you could probably do better and you ought
> > to dump her.
>
> ...before she taken an axe to you, dismembering your
> remains, then grinding them up into hamburger for a
> 50/50 mix with beef to be made into sloppy joes to
> feed to the seemingly endless number of hungry and
> horny high-school athletes who now frequent the
> widow's house in a perpetual orgy of perversion and
> depravity.
I remember Sam
The druggist on the corner
He was never mean or ornery, he was swell
He killed his mother-in-law and ground her up real wellllll
and sprinkled just a bit
over each banana split
- Tom Lehrer, "My Home Town"
--
HellPope Huey
That's no place for a clothespin, Ethel
This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense.
This is but a polite manifestation of sex.
To love another you have to undertake
some fragment of their destiny.
~ Quentin Crisp
Man: "I'd like to take you out
in a monster-free city."
Woman: "I'd like that."
- from "Gamera: Guardian of the Universe"