HEALED toe BAD, CHOPPED toe LUCRATIVE!!!!!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:56:53 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> Take care of that toe. Maybe you kin find a healer down there at
> Winterwhatever!
FUCK yer damned toe! Clench down on the pipe, whack it off and sell it
on ebay!! Cult memorabilia draws top dollah. I bet you could clear up
most of your worldly debts that way.
If some STUPID GODDAMNED ASSHOLE will buy a cheese sandwich that has
Mother Mary on it for $10k, A Stang toe will draw $50k EASY. If it
works, I bet 10 good American dollars you'll be TOELESS by September.
The temptation will be too great. Hell, the idea makes me wanna come to
yer house and cut one off myself. Better wear them boots to bed, o
exalted one, EIEIEIEIEIE!!!!!
Imagine what a TESTICLE would bring... hmmm.....
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HellPope Huey
If I whacked my forehead and went "D'OH!"
for every mistake I'd made,
I could rest a beer can in the hollow
I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one:
"O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous."
And God granted it.
- Voltaire
I may be a living legend,
but that sure don't help
when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 20:18:00 -0500
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>>Imagine what a TESTICLE would bring... hmmm.....
Sometimes the money might not be worth the kind of browsers such an item
would attract...
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:24:05 GMT
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In article <-eKdnbTkJNDVtoDfRVn-2A@giganews.com>,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> >>Imagine what a TESTICLE would bring... hmmm.....
>
> Sometimes the money might not be worth the kind of browsers such an item
> would attract...
Not an invalid statement, but if you could sell THEIR toes and testes,
it could become a B-horror-movie cash cow of wonderous proportions. Life
is not without risk, so go for the golden toe.
--
HellPope Huey
If I whacked my forehead and went "D'OH!"
for every mistake I'd made,
I could rest a beer can in the hollow
I have never made but one prayer to God,
a very short one:
"O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous."
And God granted it.
- Voltaire
I may be a living legend,
but that sure don't help
when I've got to change a flat tire.
- Roy Orbison
Correspondent:: Wraith
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 21:06:40 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>
>>Take care of that toe. Maybe you kin find a healer down there at
>>Winterwhatever!
>
>
> FUCK yer damned toe! Clench down on the pipe, whack it off and sell it
> on ebay!! Cult memorabilia draws top dollah. I bet you could clear up
> most of your worldly debts that way.
Sputum pus monkey travesty cheese and turkey submarine sandwich.!!
Winter foggy breeze!! .Puff on a jism burger!! Sputum pus monkey.
//
Splat! OVERKILL!!
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:08:13 -0500
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:56:53 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
> A Stang toe will draw $50k EASY. If it
> works, I bet 10 good American dollars you'll be TOELESS by September.
> The temptation will be too great.
Item: Rev. Stang's Toe
Buy It Now! $50.00 US
Number Available: 27
> Imagine what a TESTICLE would bring... hmmm.....
Number Available: 45
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 17:35:23 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 00:56:53 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > A Stang toe will draw $50k EASY. If it
> > works, I bet 10 good American dollars you'll be TOELESS by September.
> > The temptation will be too great.
>
> Item: Rev. Stang's Toe
> Buy It Now! $50.00 US
> Number Available: 27
>
> > Imagine what a TESTICLE would bring... hmmm.....
>
> Number Available: 45
Well, as I said a while back, "Bob" will show you, for free, how to
re-grow a dick after Connie has ripped it off at the root, but he will
charge you big bucks for the technique that makes it STOP so you can be
relieved of having them grow back like tentacle clusters on a giant
squid. Its hard on your pants, so you WILL pay. That's why there are a
few pictures of Stang waddling about painfully, with a scrotum that's
bursting with balls, like the marble collection of a kid in the
pre-video era.
Yes, Dobbs will save you, but more as a source of income than because
he "loves" you per se. He can sell testicles to LESBIANS and that's why
we hold him so dear. Dear GOD, its such a fucked deal, snort! Just ask
IDRMRSR; he has ONE REALLY BIG TESTICLE, ooeerrr....
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HellPope Huey
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Poseur, EpiscoPopopalian
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it
because the only people who really know where it is
are the ones who have gone over."
- Hunter S. Thompson
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but they realized it wasn't my time,
so they sent me back to a brewery."
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