Halle Berry DOES rock, heh
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:29:46 GMT
--------
She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and said
"I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie without
a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned JOKE,
EIEIEIEI!!!
--
HellPope Huey
The Walt Nazis will drag you
into one of those tunnels
and beat the Goofy outta ya.
Then you wake up at the high school level
and find out that the illiteracy level
of our children are appalling.
~ George W. Bush
"I don't get up every morning
and whisper 'Be a jerk' in his ear;
that comes from within."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:40:32 -0800
--------
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:29:46 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>
> She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and said
>"I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie without
>a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
>membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned JOKE,
>EIEIEIEI!!!
I kinda thought Catwoman was underrated, actually.
If they call that bad acting and Michael Keaton as Batman good acting,
FUCK'EM, THEY -ARE- THE JOKE.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
P.S. Perhaps if you wear a big black strap-on dildo on your forehead,
you'll find it "empowering". Then you can prance proudly through the
trailer park yelling "BEHOLD THE PENICORN, MIGHTY MASTER OF ALL
THRUSTY DARK PROD-POLES" and not seem so utterly insignificant, which
was really all that was bothering you in the first place.
- ICEKNIFE
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Mar 2005 05:13:06 -0800
--------
Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:29:46 GMT, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
>
> >
> > She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and
said
> >"I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie
without
> >a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
> >membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned
JOKE,
> >EIEIEIEI!!!
>
> I kinda thought Catwoman was underrated, actually.
>
> If they call that bad acting and Michael Keaton as Batman good
acting,
> FUCK'EM, THEY -ARE- THE JOKE.
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> P.S. Perhaps if you wear a big black strap-on dildo on your
forehead,
> you'll find it "empowering". Then you can prance proudly through the
> trailer park yelling "BEHOLD THE PENICORN, MIGHTY MASTER OF ALL
> THRUSTY DARK PROD-POLES" and not seem so utterly insignificant, which
> was really all that was bothering you in the first place.
> - ICEKNIFE
So. Tell me. Cosby. You. Pathetic. FUCK. What's it like. KNOWING. huh?
oh. I'm sure yah'll takin' it PRO-fessionally. You such a baddy bad
ass. You is!
No. Know what would be the worst. Being a black dude with a TINY
MICRODICKIE. So goddamn miniscule you could actually of pleasurable
intercourse with another guy's DICK HOLE. Christ. I'd recommend
SUICIDE. Really. What's the point of living. Being black with a little
tiny weenie. When even positive racism mocks your pathetic babboon ass.
heh. You're hilarious. I love your posts.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:53:26 -0500
--------
In article <1109682786.922471.249110@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote:
> > On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:29:46 GMT, HellPope Huey
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and
> said
> > >"I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie
> without
> > >a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
> > >membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned
> JOKE,
> > >EIEIEIEI!!!
> >
> > I kinda thought Catwoman was underrated, actually.
> >
> > If they call that bad acting and Michael Keaton as Batman good
> acting,
> > FUCK'EM, THEY -ARE- THE JOKE.
> >
> > --
> > Zapanaz
> > International Satanic Conspiracy
> > Customer Support Specialist
> > http://joecosby.com/
> > P.S. Perhaps if you wear a big black strap-on dildo on your
> forehead,
> > you'll find it "empowering". Then you can prance proudly through the
> > trailer park yelling "BEHOLD THE PENICORN, MIGHTY MASTER OF ALL
> > THRUSTY DARK PROD-POLES" and not seem so utterly insignificant, which
> > was really all that was bothering you in the first place.
> > - ICEKNIFE
>
>
> So. Tell me. Cosby. You. Pathetic. FUCK. What's it like. KNOWING. huh?
> oh. I'm sure yah'll takin' it PRO-fessionally. You such a baddy bad
> ass. You is!
>
> No. Know what would be the worst. Being a black dude with a TINY
> MICRODICKIE. So goddamn miniscule you could actually of pleasurable
> intercourse with another guy's DICK HOLE. Christ. I'd recommend
> SUICIDE. Really. What's the point of living. Being black with a little
> tiny weenie. When even positive racism mocks your pathetic babboon ass.
>
> heh. You're hilarious. I love your posts.
>
Now see this insane troller has the right idea! This is an example of a
GOOD insane troller. An insame trolling monster WITH SLACK.
I think anybody who even knew the Oscars was on is UNCOOL! So THERE!
I am only just now getting an INKLING that the Oscars even happened so
that means I must be the coolest motherfucker around.
Anyway now that we got Slack figured out let's work on defining "cool"
and "asshole."
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 08:57:28 -0800
--------
On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:53:26 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article <1109682786.922471.249110@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> wrote:
>
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>> > On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 03:29:46 GMT, HellPope Huey
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> > >
>> > > She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and
>> said
>> > >"I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie
>> without
>> > >a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
>> > >membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned
>> JOKE,
>> > >EIEIEIEI!!!
>> >
>> > I kinda thought Catwoman was underrated, actually.
>> >
>> > If they call that bad acting and Michael Keaton as Batman good
>> acting,
>> > FUCK'EM, THEY -ARE- THE JOKE.
>> >
>> > --
>> > Zapanaz
>> > International Satanic Conspiracy
>> > Customer Support Specialist
>> > http://joecosby.com/
>> > P.S. Perhaps if you wear a big black strap-on dildo on your
>> forehead,
>> > you'll find it "empowering". Then you can prance proudly through the
>> > trailer park yelling "BEHOLD THE PENICORN, MIGHTY MASTER OF ALL
>> > THRUSTY DARK PROD-POLES" and not seem so utterly insignificant, which
>> > was really all that was bothering you in the first place.
>> > - ICEKNIFE
>>
>>
>> So. Tell me. Cosby. You. Pathetic. FUCK. What's it like. KNOWING. huh?
>> oh. I'm sure yah'll takin' it PRO-fessionally. You such a baddy bad
>> ass. You is!
>>
>> No. Know what would be the worst. Being a black dude with a TINY
>> MICRODICKIE. So goddamn miniscule you could actually of pleasurable
>> intercourse with another guy's DICK HOLE. Christ. I'd recommend
>> SUICIDE. Really. What's the point of living. Being black with a little
>> tiny weenie. When even positive racism mocks your pathetic babboon ass.
>>
>> heh. You're hilarious. I love your posts.
>>
>
>Now see this insane troller has the right idea! This is an example of a
>GOOD insane troller. An insame trolling monster WITH SLACK.
>
>I think anybody who even knew the Oscars was on is UNCOOL! So THERE!
>
>I am only just now getting an INKLING that the Oscars even happened so
>that means I must be the coolest motherfucker around.
>
>Anyway now that we got Slack figured out let's work on defining "cool"
>and "asshole."
I don't know this one, he must be somebody who changed his name but
not his email address, I have him in my killfile but I don't recall
the name.
It's kind of scary that he figured out I'm black though. I had always
hoped the anonymity of usenet would hide that.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Pedro's banjo stolen by elves!
Pandemonium ensues!
Film at 11
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 17:21:22 GMT
--------
In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
> I don't know this one, he must be somebody who changed his name but
> not his email address, I have him in my killfile but I don't recall
> the name.
> It's kind of scary that he figured out I'm black though. I had always
> hoped the anonymity of usenet would hide that.
Your posts smell like KFC and watermelon. Its a dead giveaway.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Mar 2005 10:31:49 -0800
--------
I also knew you were a goddamn idiot too. I must be some kind of voodoo
psychic!
FRENCH KISS MY DICK LIPS COSBY! FRENCH 'EM!
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 18:50:18 -0500
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On 3/1/05 9:53 AM, in article 010320050953260075%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> I think anybody who even knew the Oscars was on is UNCOOL! So THERE!
>
> I am only just now getting an INKLING that the Oscars even happened so
> that means I must be the coolest motherfucker around.
Nope, sorry, I'm still the coolest. I didn't even know Oscars was the latest
dues-paying dupe of your Church.
What thread has he posted on so I can go after him?
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 28 Feb 2005 22:12:23 -0800
--------
>>>She showed up in person for her Razzie Award >>>>>
Yeah I saw that and I was wondering if "Georgie the Chimp" would ever
show up for his work in Farenheit 9/11 in which he was nominated.
At the Oscars Chris Rock ranted against Bush on his Crappy
acting appearance and resume' in Farenheit 9/11.
It was great just to hear Matt Drudge grunt and scratch
in his seat rampantly while playing the rant on his radio
show. Sh*t was he pissed! I laughed like a stuffed Bonobo!
My question is why does anyone go
to his disguised Jesus terrible HTML website?
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:18:50 -0800
--------
I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove away.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:54:38 -0500
--------
In article <42241757.7E0CD3C7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove away.
How about when she flew through the air toward the camera, right in
front of that exploding fireball. God damn I never saw anything like
that in my life!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 11:39:54 -0800
--------
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> In article <42241757.7E0CD3C7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove away.
>
> How about when she flew through the air toward the camera, right in
> front of that exploding fireball. God damn I never saw anything like
> that in my life!
That was Sylvester Stallone. You can tell because his tits are bigger.
Correspondent:: KRONOS
Date: 01 Mar 2005 20:37:23 -0500
--------
On 1 Mar 2005, nenslo@yahoox.com wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>
>> In article <42241757.7E0CD3C7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
>> wrote:
>>
>>> I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove
>>> away.
>>
>> How about when she flew through the air toward the camera, right in
>> front of that exploding fireball. God damn I never saw anything
>> like that in my life!
>
> That was Sylvester Stallone. You can tell because his tits are
> bigger.
He's got a pair of tits I can really admire-from a safe distance
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 02:37:34 GMT
--------
In article <87oee2bzfw.fsf@void.com>, KRONOS wrote:
> > That was Sylvester Stallone. You can tell because his tits are
> > bigger.
>
> He's got a pair of tits I can really admire-from a safe distance
Aw, go up and talk to him. He might really like you... maybe even in
that SPECIAL way only two bold, hunky men can know. Go on, GIT! You
never know until you flirt. Well, you might get your ass kicked, but
still.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: KRONOS
Date: 01 Mar 2005 21:45:10 -0500
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In article <87oee2bzfw.fsf@void.com>, KRONOS wrote:
> > That was Sylvester Stallone. You can tell because his tits are
> > bigger.
>
> He's got a pair of tits I can really admire-from a safe distance
Aw, go up and talk to him. He might really like you... maybe even in
that SPECIAL way only two bold, hunky men can know. Go on, GIT! You
never know until you flirt. Well, you might get your ass kicked, but
still.
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ecommerce software to generate the whole website. Sally Robinson
founder of Ample Bosom has been watched closely by Actinic, and is
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herself click here.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 18:02:20 GMT
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KRONOS wrote in news:87oee2bzfw.fsf@void.com:
> On 1 Mar 2005, nenslo@yahoox.com wrote:
>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>>
>>> In article <42241757.7E0CD3C7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove
>>>> away.
>>>
>>> How about when she flew through the air toward the camera, right in
>>> front of that exploding fireball. God damn I never saw anything
>>> like that in my life!
>>
>> That was Sylvester Stallone. You can tell because his tits are
>> bigger.
>
> He's got a pair of tits I can really admire-from a safe distance
>
The implants from the "Rocky" series are beginning to sag.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: KRONOS
Date: 04 Mar 2005 21:17:28 -0500
--------
On 2 Mar 2005, nunyabiz@noway.com wrote:
> KRONOS wrote in news:87oee2bzfw.fsf@void.com:
>
>> On 1 Mar 2005, nenslo@yahoox.com wrote:
>>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> In article <42241757.7E0CD3C7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove
>>>>> away.
>>>>
>>>> How about when she flew through the air toward the camera, right
>>>> in front of that exploding fireball. God damn I never saw
>>>> anything like that in my life!
>>>
>>> That was Sylvester Stallone. You can tell because his tits are
>>> bigger.
>>
>> He's got a pair of tits I can really admire-from a safe distance
>>
>
> The implants from the "Rocky" series are beginning to sag.
That's why you need to keep a safe distance
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 16:32:36 GMT
--------
In article <42241757.7E0CD3C7@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I liked how she crashed her truck into that lady and then drove away.
Too bad she was nowhere near Portland.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 14:11:13 GMT
--------
krustymadfaker wrote:
>>>>She showed up in person for her Razzie Award >>>>>
>
>
> Yeah I saw that and I was wondering if "Georgie the Chimp" would ever
> show up for his work in Farenheit 9/11 in which he was nominated.
>
> At the Oscars Chris Rock ranted against Bush on his Crappy
> acting appearance and resume' in Farenheit 9/11.
> It was great just to hear Matt Drudge grunt and scratch
> in his seat rampantly while playing the rant on his radio
> show. Sh*t was he pissed! I laughed like a stuffed Bonobo!
> My question is why does anyone go
> to his disguised Jesus terrible HTML website?
I can't get enough of the stories labeled FREAK. However, it's never
great to even conceive of Matt Drudge grunting. Please take this under
advisement and best of luck in your future endeavors.
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Of course I went to law school. - Warren Zevon, "Mr. Bad Example"
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Mar 2005 06:14:12 -0800
--------
Hey! Asspope Gooey! You remind me of a wee li' news story I read a
couple years ago.
You know how 'they' place retarded adults in apartments of their own
once they show that they can actually take care of themselves? Right.
Well. Anyway. In Conn. I believe. They placed this 40-something year
old retard in a rather bad part of some city there. Right. And the
place was crawling with drug dealers and whores and petty thieves and
rapists and child molestors and whatnot. Right.
Anyway. This retard was like 6' 4" or something. And a great big fat
sloppy ugly bastard. And he was all obsessed with batman and shit.
Retards usually get obsessed with one thing or another. Right. So. He
used to go running around in a makeshit (made by a retard for hisself.
heh.) his neighborhood or shouting out his window, "You will pay for
your crimes, evil-doers!" heh. Stuff like that.
So. They beat him to death. With a pillow case filled with coke cans.
Just like in the movie Bad Boys.
And I think that's goddamn beautiful. I do.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:54:17 -0800
--------
You know how 'they' place retarded adults in apartments of their own
once they show that they can actually take care of themselves? Right.
Well. Anyway. In Conn. I believe. They placed this 40-something year
old retard in a rather bad part of some city there. Right. And the
place was crawling with drug dealers and whores and petty thieves and
rapists and child molestors and whatnot. Right.
We have a home here in town were the retard are confined under
supervision by the snutards.
One of them fits the description of your hero except he's skinny as a
rail. He walks all around town talking to himself moving his head
back-n-forth like a parrot does when its bored out of its gourd.
That's why I named him "Parrot-boy". Too bad your "batman" is dead,
they would have made a great team.
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Mar 2005 10:25:50 -0800
--------
hah! I had a variation of your goddamn Parrot-boy living in my own
goddamn former apartment complex. He used to yappidy yap yap all day
long. That is when he wasn't projectile vomiting on the patio or
pissing himself uncontrollably. He was a lumpy little bastard. Though.
Had some sort of Fleetwood Mac fetish. To BOOT. Poor little thing. He
was. Heard from some of his neighbors. He'd just be screaming all the
night long. Prolly the fairies. Harrassing him. Or something.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 16:36:06 GMT
--------
In article <1109686452.522191.298210@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Hey! Asspope Gooey! You remind me of a wee li' news story I read a
> couple years ago.
This guy wanted to co-star in the SpongeBob movie, but he was the wrong
color and they couldn't find a place for a brown starfish.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 1 Mar 2005 10:29:33 -0800
--------
Which guy? Just what the fuck are you talking about your goddamn
shitbag bitch HOLE!?
SpongeBob Squarepants!? What the FUCKITY FUCK is THAT SHIT!? WHAT'S
GODDAMN WRONG WITH YOU! DO 'THEY' LITERALLY HAVE A GODDAMN
BRAIN-WASHING CONSUMER UPLOADER PLUG INTO YOUR FLABBY FAT FUCKING ASS!?
HUH!? JESUS GOD MAN! THEY HAVE *YOU*!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 20:25:55 GMT
--------
In article <1109701773.802245.73370@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> Which guy? Just what the fuck are you talking about your goddamn
> shitbag bitch HOLE!?
>
> SpongeBob Squarepants!? What the FUCKITY FUCK is THAT SHIT!? WHAT'S
> GODDAMN WRONG WITH YOU! DO 'THEY' LITERALLY HAVE A GODDAMN
> BRAIN-WASHING CONSUMER UPLOADER PLUG INTO YOUR FLABBY FAT FUCKING ASS!?
> HUH!? JESUS GOD MAN! THEY HAVE *YOU*!
You almost sound like Blackout, but even less literate and with the
same dearth of ideas. Neither of these things embiggen you, o inflamed
one.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 2 Mar 2005 18:07:41 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:Grinningbastard-
2F3668.14271001032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <1109701773.802245.73370@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com>,
> brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
>
>> Which guy? Just what the fuck are you talking about your goddamn
>> shitbag bitch HOLE!?
>>
>> SpongeBob Squarepants!? What the FUCKITY FUCK is THAT SHIT!? WHAT'S
>> GODDAMN WRONG WITH YOU! DO 'THEY' LITERALLY HAVE A GODDAMN
>> BRAIN-WASHING CONSUMER UPLOADER PLUG INTO YOUR FLABBY FAT FUCKING ASS!?
>> HUH!? JESUS GOD MAN! THEY HAVE *YOU*!
>
> You almost sound like Blackout, but even less literate and with the
> same dearth of ideas. Neither of these things embiggen you, o inflamed
> one.
>
Just one of Blackout's turds has FIVE TIMES the intelligence of
brthrn@retards-r-us.con. Come to think of it, they don't smell as bad,
either.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 20:08:43 GMT
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In article ,
Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> Just one of Blackout's turds has FIVE TIMES the intelligence of
> brthrn@retards-r-us.con. Come to think of it, they don't smell as bad,
> either.
I hear they scored surprisingly well on the SATs, too.
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, verily, I say unto you,
stomp ye not the flaming fudge bag,
keepeth thy shoes pure.
Humor has as big a fist as any other form
or maybe bigger.
~ James Thurber
"It looks like Bob knows something
the other team doesn't!"
- Enzyte commercial
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 03:39:14 -0800
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>>>Just one of Blackout's turds has FIVE TIMES the intelligence of
brt...@retards-r-us.con. Come to think of it, they don't smell as bad,
either. >>>>
Can't stop LOL-ing over this one, that was
pretty damn funny. Although I don't
know what happened to Blackout though.
"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million
people
think you are?" -Frank Zappa
Correspondent:: "frater S.O.D.D.I."
Date: 1 Mar 2005 16:16:19 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and
said
> "I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie
without
> a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
> membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned
JOKE,
> EIEIEIEI!!!
She's definitely got my vote for Most Fuckable Actress.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 02:35:35 GMT
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In article <1109722579.470324.301540@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"frater S.O.D.D.I." wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and
> said "I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie
> without a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
> > membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned
> JOKE, EIEIEIEI!!!
>
> She's definitely got my vote for Most Fuckable Actress.
Yeah, she's hot to behold, but the MOST fuckable woman is the one you
can talk with between fucks. Otherwise, you might as well be Portnoy.
--
HellPope Huey
I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 00:14:46 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> She showed up in person for her Razzie Award for Worst Actress and said
> "I have a lot of people to thank, because you don't win a Razzie without
> a lot of help." No, it doesn't qualify her for an honorary Church
> membership, but she IS at least a good sport & can take a damned JOKE,
> EIEIEIEI!!!
Yeah, and she gots the kinda nipples that squirt vanilla cream with
caramel swirls in my dreams.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.