Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:41:00 +0000 (UTC)
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Cardinal Chuck-Wills-Widow wrote:
> http://www.groundhog.org/ <--- (check out the TEETH !)
>
yep! he's a Brit
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:50:38 -0500
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In article <93f7f$4201867c$d1cc799d$27331@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
Cardinal Chuck-Wills-Widow wrote:
> The cute, cuddly, chubby cheek'ed
> mammal says we have six more
> weeks of winter.
>
> (is it not rather curious also how we get the State of The
> Union Address later on the same day....?)
AND that I got a tube snacked up my butt by fiendish doctors?
Did I mention that the doctor was CHINESE?
The meaning of it all frankly eludes me.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:25:46 -0600
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On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:50:38 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article <93f7f$4201867c$d1cc799d$27331@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
>Cardinal Chuck-Wills-Widow wrote:
>
>> The cute, cuddly, chubby cheek'ed
>> mammal says we have six more
>> weeks of winter.
>>
>> (is it not rather curious also how we get the State of The
>> Union Address later on the same day....?)
>
>
>AND that I got a tube snacked up my butt by fiendish doctors?
>
>Did I mention that the doctor was CHINESE?
*Perk* was he cute?
>
>The meaning of it all frankly eludes me.
OK. Your first sale on the video fetish market--the next time you have
to do that--smuggle in a cam corder. Chinese Dom Mad Doctor Anal
Probing Wise Cracking Aging Hippy begging for More Valiums and
Demerols. I'll order one. There's a huge market in voyeurism.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2005 12:32:52 -0500
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In article <36g401tn77rqhlqokhsli9l3indio7qfh1@4ax.com>, HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 09:50:38 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >In article <93f7f$4201867c$d1cc799d$27331@snip.allthenewsgroups.com>,
> >Cardinal Chuck-Wills-Widow wrote:
> >
> >> The cute, cuddly, chubby cheek'ed
> >> mammal says we have six more
> >> weeks of winter.
> >>
> >> (is it not rather curious also how we get the State of The
> >> Union Address later on the same day....?)
> >
> >
> >AND that I got a tube snacked up my butt by fiendish doctors?
> >
> >Did I mention that the doctor was CHINESE?
>
> *Perk* was he cute?
> >
> >The meaning of it all frankly eludes me.
>
> OK. Your first sale on the video fetish market--the next time you have
> to do that--smuggle in a cam corder. Chinese Dom Mad Doctor Anal
> Probing Wise Cracking Aging Hippy begging for More Valiums and
> Demerols. I'll order one. There's a huge market in voyeurism.
>
That sounds just like a GWAR stage vignette between songs.
YOU would probably think he was cute. Probably so would most gals but I
KNOW YOU WOULD.
Heck, after he was through with me, I felt more than a little hurt that
he didn't at least kiss me, after all we'd been through together.
A Valium-repressed memory came back to me about that probing. I may
have mentioned that the 7-second Inflato-Farts of Relief occured while
I was having me departing interview with a male nurse.
I only now recall that what we were discussing was not my condition,
which had been ascertained as just fine, but POT IN HOLLAND. He had
seen my woolen Amsterdam hat that Princess Wei bought me and, since I
was on a similar chemical to truth serum (sodium pentathol, which I've
also had all too much experience with, in college, less said the
better, now that it's too late), he told me he had always wanted to go
to Amsterdam to smoke pot legally, and I said, yeah, you sure can do
that and what they say is true, it really is 10 times stronger than
what we got in high school. All the while with my butt going "BRAAAAAP!
Brrrrip-brp-BRAAAP! b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp-b-b
BRAAAAAAP." One of those things that if you put it in a movie people
would say it didn't work because it just wasn't believable, the comedy
was too broad and juvenile and they didn't buy it.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 07:00:37 +1100
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> AND that I got a tube snacked up my butt by fiendish doctors?
> Did I mention that the doctor was CHINESE?
> The meaning of it all frankly eludes me.
they're looking for BURIED TRAYSURE.
omg lol etc
Correspondent:: peace@capebyron.com
Date: 3 Feb 2005 12:33:03 -0800
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Rumour has it George Bush saw his shadow and we'll have four more years
of Iraq...
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 3 Feb 2005 07:58:47 -0800
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>>The cute, cuddly, chubby cheek'ed
mammal says we have six more
weeks of winter.
(is it not rather curious also how we get the State of The
Union Address later on the same day....?) <<
Four more years of stpidity and raiding the public coffers
Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com
Date: 3 Feb 2005 12:45:08 -0800
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February 2nd is my birthday.
It's a witch's sabbath and Candlemas.