Have you ever wanted to say,
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 06:56:20 -0600
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"I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
?
I do.
Salacia
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:10:16 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>"I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>
>?
>
>I do.
>
>Salacia
>
>
Nope.
I've heard of "pussy-whipped"
and "pussy-simple"
Does that work for women, too?
Or just to be applied to uppity males?
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 08:56:33 -0600
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:10:16 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
>HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>"I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>>
>>?
>>
>>I do.
>>
>>Salacia
>>
>>
>
> Nope.
>I've heard of "pussy-whipped"
>and "pussy-simple"
>
> Does that work for women, too?
>
> Or just to be applied to uppity males?
that's something men call each other when they are secretly jealous.
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 09:41:41 -0500
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
message news:ciap0197apeuf1d9a5rogqhq85omlfi257@4ax.com...
> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
Tell me more of this "fuck into me..."? Re-likey? Tie me kangaroo down luv,
and giv3s m3 m4 s3ns3s. I promize nutx to str4ggle. kuggly wuggly.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 09:34:35 -0600
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 09:41:41 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
wrote:
>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
>message news:ciap0197apeuf1d9a5rogqhq85omlfi257@4ax.com...
>> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>
>
>Tell me more of this "fuck into me..."? Re-likey? Tie me kangaroo down luv,
>and giv3s m3 m4 s3ns3s. I promize nutx to str4ggle. kuggly wuggly.
>
*hint* struggle for her pleasure. There's something erotic about
watching a man struggle against his restraints. I wouldn't call this a
fetish in my case more of an enthusiasm.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 15:54:48 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 09:41:41 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
> wrote:
>
>>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
>>message news:ciap0197apeuf1d9a5rogqhq85omlfi257@4ax.com...
>>> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>>
>>
>>Tell me more of this "fuck into me..."? Re-likey? Tie me kangaroo down luv,
>>and giv3s m3 m4 s3ns3s. I promize nutx to str4ggle. kuggly wuggly.
>>
>*hint* struggle for her pleasure. There's something erotic about
>watching a man struggle against his restraints. I wouldn't call this a
>fetish in my case more of an enthusiasm.
My fantasies include whipping you through the streets with a camel-whip
and selling yo' fat behind into a Baghdad brothel for two dollars worth of kif.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:30:58 -0600
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 15:54:48 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
>HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 09:41:41 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
>> wrote:
>>
>>>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
>>>message news:ciap0197apeuf1d9a5rogqhq85omlfi257@4ax.com...
>>>> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>>>
>>>
>>>Tell me more of this "fuck into me..."? Re-likey? Tie me kangaroo down luv,
>>>and giv3s m3 m4 s3ns3s. I promize nutx to str4ggle. kuggly wuggly.
>>>
>>*hint* struggle for her pleasure. There's something erotic about
>>watching a man struggle against his restraints. I wouldn't call this a
>>fetish in my case more of an enthusiasm.
>
> My fantasies include whipping you through the streets with a camel-whip
>and selling yo' fat behind into a Baghdad brothel for two dollars worth of kif.
>
That pisses me off so BAD, that my ovaries are producing more deadly
toxic poison than the macho prized japanese delicacy, the fugu fish.
banzai, asshole.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 09:15:15 GMT
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 15:54:48 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
>>HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>>>On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 09:41:41 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
>>>>message news:ciap0197apeuf1d9a5rogqhq85omlfi257@4ax.com...
>>>>> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Tell me more of this "fuck into me..."? Re-likey? Tie me kangaroo down luv,
>>>>and giv3s m3 m4 s3ns3s. I promize nutx to str4ggle. kuggly wuggly.
>>>>
>>>*hint* struggle for her pleasure. There's something erotic about
>>>watching a man struggle against his restraints. I wouldn't call this a
>>>fetish in my case more of an enthusiasm.
>>
>> My fantasies include whipping you through the streets with a camel-whip
>>and selling yo' fat behind into a Baghdad brothel for two dollars worth of kif.
>>
>That pisses me off so BAD, that my ovaries are producing more deadly
>toxic poison than the macho prized japanese delicacy, the fugu fish.
>
>banzai, asshole.
See? I like that you don't like it! That just makes me like it MORE!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 10:57:30 -0700
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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
>
> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>
It all depends on the context.
If I'm arched over some beautiful multi-orgasmic
naked teenage girl while totally stoked on Viagra
and several other unnamed substances that make my
dick so hard I could punch it through cinderblock,
and she says, "Ungh...If you don't fuck my ass off
right now I'm going to go insane!"...
Well, frankly, yes, I have wanted to say that.
However, if I have mail ordered a dishwasher and
it arrives disassembled and the directions are
in Korean without illustrations and half the parts
are missing...
Well, no. I think that would hurt. In fact, I
strongly suspect that few other alt.slack regulars
would try to fuck a disassembled Korean (mechanical)
dishwasher.
--
"If you can't be the head, don't be
the backside because there is nothing
there but a tail."
-- Saddam Hussein
Correspondent:: "shazbot667"
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 13:08:38 -0500
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> Well, no. I think that would hurt. In fact, I
> strongly suspect that few other alt.slack regulars
> would try to fuck a disassembled Korean (mechanical)
> dishwasher.
>
However, with a few exceptions, I would be first in line to fuck an
assembled Korean (non-mechanical) dishwasher. What fun!
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:23:18 -0500
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>>However, with a few exceptions, I would be first in line to fuck an
assembled Korean (non-mechanical) dishwasher. What fun!
Indeed, just sit back and let the mechanics do the work!
[*]
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:11:44 -0600
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:23:18 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>>>However, with a few exceptions, I would be first in line to fuck an
>assembled Korean (non-mechanical) dishwasher. What fun!
>
>Indeed, just sit back and let the mechanics do the work!
>
>[*]
>-----
>
or lie down on the hood of your car naked and go through the soft
cloth car wash.
NO WAX!
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:49:04 -0500
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 06:56:20 -0600, HdMrs.Salacia wrote:
> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
Not unless the subject has no sense about the ravages
of venereal disease.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 13:10:12 -0500
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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>
Not just saying so but DOING so been tried on me, but it evidently
never "takes." Thank god she hasn't given up.
OH! Speaking of which, Happy Valentine's Day.
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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 13:39:53 -0600
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On Mon, 14 Feb 2005 13:10:12 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article , HdMrs. Salacia
>the Overseer wrote:
>
>> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
>>
>Not just saying so but DOING so been tried on me, but it evidently
>never "takes." Thank god she hasn't given up.
Praise "Bob"! Somebody's got to do it.
>
>
>OH! Speaking of which, Happy Valentine's Day.
Rub it in! You Yeti-mated lucky bastard!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 10:00:18 -0500
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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Feb 2005 13:10:12 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >In article , HdMrs. Salacia
> >the Overseer wrote:
> >
> >> "I'm going to fuck some sense into you"
> >>
> >Not just saying so but DOING so been tried on me, but it evidently
> >never "takes." Thank god she hasn't given up.
>
> Praise "Bob"! Somebody's got to do it.
Oh how she toils.
> >
> >
> >OH! Speaking of which, Happy Valentine's Day.
>
> Rub it in! You Yeti-mated lucky bastard!
>
No, Rev. Lucky Bastard is that Dutch SubGenius who delivered the rant
in London right after knocking himself unconscious by bumping his head
on a low-hanging metal pipe in the basement bathroom.
But "yetimated," now that you've invented the term, seems like it ought
to be one word, not hyphenated.
I DID majorly luck out, that's for damn sure, and I count my blessings
every 5 minutes or so. I'd jack off too, but that I just ain't 14 any
more.
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Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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