Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 14:48:25 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:4216EA99.5087B2E7@yahoox.com...
>
> Ahhh, Nenslo speaks!
THIS ISN'T SPEAKING, IT IS WRITING.
>
> > Hey, I am a fag
>
> So fucking what?
So I know what fags want. And we don't need some bleeding heart
doogooder "defending" us or protecting us from people who speak the
truth about our faggishness. You pussy ass bastards who get all in a
hissy fit but are too wimpy to admit YOU are offended by something are
always pretending to be trying to HELP people by telling others what
they ought to be saying, when in fact all you want to do is order people
around, but you just LIE about it. I come right out and just order
people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
>
> >and I say Keanu is the faggiest fag ass panzy nance
> > limpwristed simpering lisping closet fruity toot toot in movies after
> > Tom Cruise who at least bothers to try to FAKE being straight so fuck
> > you.
>
> So what's your deal? You don't like Reeves because he's a fag and he won't
> suck your dick? Or you don't like Reeves because he's a bad actor? or both?
I like him just fine. Unlike YOU, you LYING FASCIST BASTARD, I don't
happen to think the word FAG is an insult. Because being a fag is
NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS. If you are offended by
a FAG being called a FAG then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
> Why the fuck would it matter to anyone what sexual preference either Reeves,
> you or Cruise has?
You are the one getting all righteous about a fag being called a fag,
not me. You are the one who is telling people how PAINK they are for
stating a simple obvious fact.
> I could care less if you all suck each other off in the
> stalls at the bus station every weekend. What I DON'T like is when some
> fuckwad decides to use someone else's sexual preferences to make derisive
> comments about homosexuals in general. Because it is going to cause people
> to make generalized comments about anyone they don't like as a race, gender,
> species or sexual being. That's fucking Retarded Republican Fascism, you
> twat.
Well at least you are blessedly inconsistent with your own standards. A
point in your favor.
>
> You of course, are a little bit strange no matter what the fuck you are. So
> as far as I am concerned you are a "homosexual" like Charlie Manson was a
> "family man." All you seem to do is give other people grief for not being up
> to your snuff on what is or is not a Subgenius. You bark at everyone like
> some old toothless hound dog who won't get off the porch to get out of his
> own piss puddle...oh but don't you love to bark! Still when you bark, your
> bladder drains...damn!
As far as I am concerned all YOU seem to do is SUCK, you sucky sucking sucker.
>
> > YOU keep all your "keep all your (whatever) to yourself" to YOUR
> > self, because I DO MIND. Keanu is not only a fag, he is a SHE BOY.
>
> So what? And I'll thank you to take your prison-bitch talk elsewhere, or
> I'll slap you upside your head. I don't take orders from you. Ya schmuck.
On the contrary. YOU DO take orders from me.
>
> > "Bob" kicks fag ass
>
> That's a fucking lie, Nenslo. And you know it. You fucking retard. Bob may
I don't know who this Bob is that you are talking about but it isn't
"Bob." So fuck you. Bob is anybody named Bob. "Bob" is J. R. "Bob"
Dobbs, and the quotes are because the R does not stand for Robert. You
want to talk about some Bob or other that's fine, but you are not
talking about "Bob." You want to pose as a SubGenius, learn that fact
and succeed. Don't learn it, and suck seed.
I CAN'T BELIEVE this new generation of SubGenius Wannabes doesn't even
take the time to learn the basic simple facts of the cult. No wonder
they all suck. No wonder they don't even know how to use the word pink
or what slack is. Pathetic Ignorami.
> kick YOUR faggoty ass. But that's because you're so fucking flaming queenie
> in your string bikini! I mean, who wants and old poofter waddling around the
> place in his frilly undies pretending to be a girlie? maybe that's how you'd
> like to see Keanau, but you could keep that shit to your own shit-stained,
> hand drawn fantasies...
I most certainly could NOT.
> > and that's the way we like it, we fags.
> > Even fags don't want a fucking homo as the icon of our church.
>
> Now who said Bob was a fag just because he accepts your male-prostitution
> money? You are really a complete ass, aren't you?
This Bob person of yours may or may not be a fag, I don't know. But J.
R. "Bob" Dobbs is a fag ass kicking queer bashing manly man, and being
queer bashed by "Bob" for one second is better than being promoted to
being THE God forever.
>
> > You want
> > tolerance go join the fucking unitarians,
>
> Fuck you Nenslo. I do what I want.
No you don't.
> I'll drink my tea or smoke it with
> whomever I want. You are so fucking tuff over the net. What a bunch of crap
> you spout. You don't even know WHO the fuck you are talking to.
Yes I do.
>So step off
> my ass crack, you net-rapist. I don't take it up the ass like you do. You're
> not a homosexual. You don't love men. You don't love anything. You're a
> pissy old bum with a computer, a huge chip on your arthritic shoulder and a
> big fucking mouth.
Well I can't argue with that.
>
> > Any crap you personally don't like you go in
> > a nasal whiney voice, "Oh that's so PAINK, why do you have to be so
> > PAINK, why don't you get some SLAIUK, and not be so PAINK," well JUST
> > SHUT UP.
>
> And if I don't shut up? Jesus Nenslo, you are just a fucking pink douche bag
> pretending to be a slacker.
"Nenslo IS what he PRETENDS to be." - Bob Black
I don't pretend to be a slacker. I didn't even like that movie.
> You sue happy mother fucker. I was trying to
> respect you. But no. You don't allow for that. So piss on you. That's what
> you like, you golden shower slurpin' sumbitch.
Is not.
>
> > You want to live in a pale lavender world with no corners or
> > edges to poke or cut you,
>
> Oh go fuck yourself. You don't know jack-shit about me, Nenslo. You don't
> know where I've been or what fucking scars I have. You wanna scrap, then
> bring somethin' better than this flaccid crap!
I know all about you, and your kind, AND your ilk.
>
> Some corner in this broke-down world really poked you, so now you're just a
> regular shitheel with a gigantic hardon for seeing everyone suffer...well go
> fucking breathe some more moldy wheat into your lungs, you moron. BOB WANTS
> YOU TO DIE. You paid your money, you had your say, so just fucking die.
What this Bob of yours wants is irrelevant. What "Bob" wants is to
queer bash me, my kind, and my ilk and I say BRAING! UT! OWN!!!
>
> > where the sidewalks are made of marshmallow so
> > you never get hurt no matter how hard you fall down and it's always
> > springtime with fluffy bunnies hopping around and cherry blossoms
> > wafting in the breeze and nobody ever says anything that anybody
> > anywhere doesn't like
>
> Is this the world you live in on your good-days? What a whining bitch you
> have become.
BECOME!!! Now you have finally managed to insult me. Become. (shakes
head in disbelief) When was I ever NOT.
> Like I said, you don't know me. And you are testing my limits
> right now. I've had a lot better flames than this from more psychotic
> bitches than you. Get with the program, you mentally ill son of a bitch.
> Wake up and smell the fucking FROP!
You don't even know what 'frop is. Again, the correct spelling is
either 'frop or 'frop', since it is an abbreviation. Without the
apostrophe it is just a nonsense word. Another simple basic fact you
ignorami don't bother to learn.
> Just because I tell someone to take his
> derisive comments somehwere else, you have to jump in like some prison punk
> and defend him by acting like Keanau Reeves did something personal to your
> old, worn out asshole! Oh, poor Nenslo He no likey Keanau because Keanau
> doesn't get him off enough! Big fucking deal.
Looks like I touched a nerve. And... um... oh yeah, seek professional
help. And don't quit your day job. Anything else? Oh yeah, PLONK.
>
> > well TOO BAD this IS NOT IT.
> >
> > SHUT UP.
>
> Shut me up, you old poof!
Shut yourself up and I will.
>
> > If you even KNEW what pink meant you would JUST SHUT UP.
>
> If you knew what it was you'd stop BEING it. You pink little tuttu wearin'
> fairy!
"What I DON'T like is when some fuckwad decides to use someone else's
sexual preferences to make derisive comments about homosexuals in
general. Because it is going to cause people to make generalized
comments about anyone they don't like as a race, gender, species or
sexual being." - YOU, you insane lying fascist bastard.
>
> >
> > SHUT UP.
>
> NO.
>
> >
> > "Oh I think you are acting PAINK, like those PAINKS that don't have
> > SLAIUK,
>
> What the fuck is wrong with your writing, dude? Are you tryin' to sound
> southern? Do you think I'm some hick from the sticks, is that it, you
> twisted old fruit? Stop poncing about like Truman Capote, you fuck. And SHUT
> UP YOURSELF! Fuckin' dribblin' verbal diarrhea all over this NG!
That's just how you sound is all, when you start telling everybody not
to be so PAINK because it hurts your widdle feewings. Because you have
this idea that pink means "uncool" or "not meeting with your personal
approval." But guess what. Go on, guess. Give up? It DOESN'T mean
that. If you think it does, not only are you wrong, but stupid. Look,
if you are going to try to be a subgenius, just learn the basics. They
really aren't hard to remember. Then you won't end up being SO STUPID.
>
> Get a fucking lobotomy, you poor old man! Your fucking time is up.
>
I've had THREE lobotomies and they all grew back so SHUT UP.
I wasn't even going to respond to all this stupid crap you wrote but
then I remembered how many people there were counting on me to make lame
ass pussy fascist bastards like you seem interesting and amusing so I
have gone to a little bit, not much, of effort here. For THEIR sake
because I just want to HELP people. Not because I wanted to but because
I am a patron of the arts and a gentle generous soul.
Seriously, this is all about just taking a few moments to find out what
the church terminology actually means and says and how it is actually
spelled, not appropriating it to mean something STUPID and lame like you did.
Simply put, pink isn't just a blanket term for anything you don't happen
to care for or that you think is not cool enough. Slacker isn't even
church terminology. Bob is not "Bob." These aren't things I just made
up. If you are genuinely interested in the Church of the SubGenius,
just take a little time to learn these basic facts. I will correct you
if you don't and then you will get all "oh foo foopty doo" flapping your
hands around and acting like you are terribly put upon and the world is
so unfair. Fortunately , others who read this are not of such
adamantine cranial composition as you, and THEY will learn something
even if you can't. So SHUT UP. I mean it.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 01:24:04 -0700
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>> Ahhh, Nenslo speaks!
>
> THIS ISN'T SPEAKING, IT IS WRITING.
Actually it's shrieking.
>> > Hey, I am a fag
>>
>> So fucking what?
>
> So I know what fags want.
Oh, I see, you speak for all "fags" do you? How the fuck do you know if I am
a fag or not?
> And we don't need some bleeding heart
> doogooder "defending" us or protecting us from people who speak the
> truth about our faggishness.
"We?" You have a mouse in your pocket? Or some sort of group you belong to?
I've never heard your name mentioned by any of the fags I know as being the
leader of all Fagdom...
> You pussy ass bastards who get all in a
> hissy fit but are too wimpy to admit YOU are offended by something are
> always pretending to be trying to HELP people by telling others what
> they ought to be saying, when in fact all you want to do is order people
> around, but you just LIE about it.
Whooo! What a little temper you have! You're sure making a lot of
assumptions. And you know what? If you assume it makes an ass out of U and
Me.
> I come right out and just order
> people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
> and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
First of all, you would not say that to my face without my fist busting out
the few teeth you have in your rotten lying noggin. And I don't give a fuck
if you are a fascist faggot who orders people around and that somehow makes
you think you are being honest! You are a fucking creep. That is all. You
are NOT a homosexual. You are not a member of the Gay community, and you
don't know jack-shit about me. You're theories on K. Reeves are also not
valid. And I really think in this case, Nenslo, "a fascist is as fascist
does." You're the pissant little group Hitler who spreads hate around. I
don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you. They all seem to think
all you are is some cranky old fuck. But believe me as much as you would
like to think so, your being an asshole does NOT make you a Subgenius, a Gay
spokesperson or a movie critic.
> I like him just fine. Unlike YOU,
Fuck you. I like Keanu just fine too. But not in the way you seem to like
him.
> you LYING FASCIST BASTARD,
Oh, brother, try some other tack old man. If you knew me you'd know how far
from being a fascist I am. You're pissin' into the wind.
> I don't
> happen to think the word FAG is an insult.
Great. WHO CARES? You're a fag (according to whom I do not know) so you can
go around calling fags fags and have fun with it, just like Blacks can call
each other niggers, but when some white guy calls a Black man a nigger it is
to be DERISIVE. Just like when a straight guy calls a man a FAG! Get the
picture, you dim-bulb?
> Because being a fag is
> NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
> being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS.
No one was trying to protect you or fags. What I was trying to do, and I
guess you need some explanation because your Alzheimers seems to be getting
pretty bad; is I was telling a person who hates another person for being
homosexual to keep his hate to himself because personally I DON'T CARE TO
HEAR IT. I could give a shit whether you like that kind of talk, think it is
normal or reasonable or ethical...I don't. Period. I post the way I want,
when I want.
> If you are offended by
> a FAG being called a FAG
I am offended by a human being being called a fag (who may or may not be a
homosexual) by someone who just wants to make others hate homosexuals.
Somehow, you got your brain hardwired into some paranoiac delusion that
anyone who is not Gay who then defends the Gay community from verbal abuses
is a closet Klansman! Well that is a stupid, belligerent assumption. And all
it does is makes enemies out of people who could have been your friends. But
then I guess fags (like you) don't need friends. I guess somehow they are
all totally without any human desires whatsoever and like you, simply want
to spew vitriol at anyone and everyone they disagree with. Well, that will
make others really like them! Just like everyone really likes you!
And another thing, your jumping down my throat for my posting to some
fag-basher to shut up. makes you look like you had nothing better to do! You
have so much time on your hands you just laid into me for no good reason at
all! I guess you think you must be making sense on some planet. But on this
one, you're simply a freak.
> then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
> FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
Oh, such language from a Doctor of the Church! Do you really think that kind
of spouting is going to somehow disrupt the flow of my thinking on this
subject? See, I don't give a shit what you think of me. I wasn't talking to
you in the first place. I certainly don't take anything you say seriously
because you are a crank, a crack-pot, and a violent tempered nutter. I've
read all your stupid posts. Believe me. I can tell a crank a mile away. And
you are a crank. You see? I don't have to guess at what you are. I already
know. So pipe down, Poopdeck Pappy. I am not listening to your foolishness.
So YOU shut the fuck up. I mean it too. Although I know you won't. You're so
fucking full of yourself. Talk about overweening pride, hubris and rampant
narcissism! I've never seen anyone so self congratulatory about being a
tin-foil hat wearing, street corner shrieking crack-pot! You wear your
nuttiness like a fucking badge of honor! You think your art is great, and
that everything you write is honey for the rest of the Subgeniuses to feast
upon, when it is nothing but pure D bullshit. Get over yourself!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "dhazel" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 05:07:56 -0500
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:37tk4qF5jdmeaU1@individual.net...
> I don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you.
i like nenslo....
even if he is an unemployed, bicycle riding, usenet posting, button pushing,
faggot.
btw... you haven't met legume yet have you?
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 11:06:45 -0700
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"i like nenslo....
even if he is an unemployed, bicycle riding, usenet posting, button pushing,
faggot." (dhazel)
"Nenslo couldn't possibly be gay. He dresses like a potato sack version
of Andy Griffith and if he wasn't hetero, his wife would never put up
with that. " (Hellpope Huey)
So I can't be a faggot basher because:
#1. I am not a faggot like Nenslo.
#2. I am not a good subgenius like Nenslo.
#3. I am not a potato sack wearing hetero-Nazi like Nenslo.
#4. Because I am a PINK NAZI RETARD according to Nenslo.
#5. Because I take my orders directly from Nenslo.
I need to get this straight. Apparently I do take my orders from Nenslo, and
I also get my p^%enis enlar6^ge&d, get my credit fixed, get my breasts
enhanced and receive large consignments of MILF dvds with absolutely no late
fees from Nenslo as well? Plus I get the BEST OF MONTY PYTHON take-offs on
this NG, FREE!? Wow! Now I know I joined the right cult! Can I sign up
twice???
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 21 Feb 2005 21:22:38 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:37um99F5fe384U1@individual.net:
> "i like nenslo....
> even if he is an unemployed, bicycle riding, usenet posting, button
> pushing, faggot." (dhazel)
>
> "Nenslo couldn't possibly be gay. He dresses like a potato sack version
> of Andy Griffith and if he wasn't hetero, his wife would never put up
> with that. " (Hellpope Huey)
>
> So I can't be a faggot basher because:
>
> #1. I am not a faggot like Nenslo.
>
> #2. I am not a good subgenius like Nenslo.
>
> #3. I am not a potato sack wearing hetero-Nazi like Nenslo.
>
> #4. Because I am a PINK NAZI RETARD according to Nenslo.
>
> #5. Because I take my orders directly from Nenslo.
>
> I need to get this straight. Apparently I do take my orders from Nenslo,
> and I also get my p^%enis enlar6^ge&d, get my credit fixed, get my
> breasts enhanced and receive large consignments of MILF dvds with
> absolutely no late fees from Nenslo as well? Plus I get the BEST OF
> MONTY PYTHON take-offs on this NG, FREE!? Wow! Now I know I joined the
> right cult! Can I sign up twice???
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>
Sure. You can also get in on the ground floor of the cult Kool-Aide
concession.
"It's not just for Jim Jones anymore."
Epoch
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:58:56 -0700
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What a group!!! Pee stained panties to sniff, free kult kool-aide and
Nenslo! I've reached paradise for retards!
A. P.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 12:54:02 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:3803h2F5ihd3aU1@individual.net...
>
>
> What a group!!! Pee stained panties to sniff, free kult kool-aide and
> Nenslo! I've reached paradise for retards!
No! YOU haven't! Only "Bob" or the Fighting Jesus can beat you into
retard Paradise!
And only Nenslo could bring you BACK!
--
ArWeBackOrForth
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:07:41 -0700
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"ArWeGod" wrote in message
news:KNDVd.8798$OU1.861@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
> "angelicusrex" wrote in message
> news:3803h2F5ihd3aU1@individual.net...
>>
>>
>> What a group!!! Pee stained panties to sniff, free kult kool-aide and
>> Nenslo! I've reached paradise for retards!
>
> No! YOU haven't! Only "Bob" or the Fighting Jesus can beat you into
> retard Paradise!
>
> And only Nenslo could bring you BACK!
#1. Why would I want to come back?
#2. Since I worship Fightin' Jesus and Bob, why don't you think they already
"beat me into your on-line retard paradise?"
#3. By "beat me" do you mean they got here before me? I hope so. Because
Fightin' Jesus and Bob would never beat me up, because they got my back and
I got theirs.
A.P.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:05:16 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:38qja0F5rivmvU1@individual.net...
>
> "ArWeGod" wrote in message
> news:KNDVd.8798$OU1.861@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
> > "angelicusrex" wrote in message
> > news:3803h2F5ihd3aU1@individual.net...
> >>
> >>
> >> What a group!!! Pee stained panties to sniff, free kult kool-aide
and
> >> Nenslo! I've reached paradise for retards!
> >
> > No! YOU haven't! Only "Bob" or the Fighting Jesus can beat you into
> > retard Paradise!
> >
> > And only Nenslo could bring you BACK!
>
> #1. Why would I want to come back?
I didn't mean "bring" the way you took it.
> #2. Since I worship Fightin' Jesus and Bob, why don't you think they
already
> "beat me into your on-line retard paradise?"
OH, to have the video...!
> #3. By "beat me" do you mean they got here before me? I hope so.
Because
> Fightin' Jesus and Bob would never beat me up, because they got my
back and
> I got theirs.
You'll get yours, "Bob" will take his, and we'll all share NOTHING AT
ALL!!!
--
ArWeTardilicious
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 13:48:42 -0700
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> You'll get yours, "Bob" will take his, and we'll all share NOTHING AT
> ALL!!!
Well, shit.
A.P.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:30:03 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> "i like nenslo....
> even if he is an unemployed, bicycle riding, usenet posting, button pushing,
> faggot." (dhazel)
>
> "Nenslo couldn't possibly be gay. He dresses like a potato sack version
> of Andy Griffith and if he wasn't hetero, his wife would never put up
> with that. " (Hellpope Huey)
>
> So I can't be a faggot basher because:
>
> #1. I am not a faggot like Nenslo.
>
> #2. I am not a good subgenius like Nenslo.
>
> #3. I am not a potato sack wearing hetero-Nazi like Nenslo.
>
> #4. Because I am a PINK NAZI RETARD according to Nenslo.
>
> #5. Because I take my orders directly from Nenslo.
>
> I need to get this straight. Apparently I do take my orders from Nenslo, and
> I also get my p^%enis enlar6^ge&d, get my credit fixed, get my breasts
> enhanced and receive large consignments of MILF dvds with absolutely no late
> fees from Nenslo as well? Plus I get the BEST OF MONTY PYTHON take-offs on
> this NG, FREE!? Wow! Now I know I joined the right cult! Can I sign up
> twice???
>
The serum is finally beginning to take effect. I believe you just might
come around.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:59:58 -0700
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> The serum is finally beginning to take effect. I believe you just might
> come around.
I'll come around your place sometime...but I warn you, when I cum around I
REALLY cum around!
A.P.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:43:56 -0800
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angelicusrex wrote:
>
> I've never heard your name mentioned by any of the fags I know as being the
> leader of all Fagdom...
It WAS a secret. Now I am outed, thanks to you.
> You're sure making a lot of
> assumptions. And you know what? If you assume it makes an ass out of U and
> Me.
Hey, that is almost as good as don't quit your day job.
>
> > I come right out and just order
> > people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
> > and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
>
> First of all, you would not say that to my face without my fist busting out
> the few teeth you have in your rotten lying noggin.
That's your answer for everything. Gaybashing. What an admirable character.
> And I don't give a fuck
> if you are a fascist faggot who orders people around and that somehow makes
> you think you are being honest!
I'd sooner trust a man who is honest enough to admit he's a liar than a
man who lies about telling the truth.
> You are a fucking creep. That is all. You
> are NOT a homosexual. You are not a member of the Gay community, and you
> don't know jack-shit about me. You're theories on K. Reeves are also not
> valid. And I really think in this case, Nenslo, "a fascist is as fascist
> does." You're the pissant little group Hitler who spreads hate around. I
> don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you. They all seem to think
> all you are is some cranky old fuck. But believe me as much as you would
> like to think so, your being an asshole does NOT make you a Subgenius, a Gay
> spokesperson or a movie critic.
Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY what
makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic.
>
> > I like him just fine. Unlike YOU,
>
> Fuck you. I like Keanu just fine too. But not in the way you seem to like
> him.
>
> > you LYING FASCIST BASTARD,
>
> Oh, brother, try some other tack old man. If you knew me you'd know how far
> from being a fascist I am. You're pissin' into the wind.
I DO know you. I can't believe you don't remember.
>
> > I don't
> > happen to think the word FAG is an insult.
>
> Great. WHO CARES? You're a fag (according to whom I do not know) so you can
> go around calling fags fags and have fun with it, just like Blacks can call
> each other niggers, but when some white guy calls a Black man a nigger it is
> to be DERISIVE. Just like when a straight guy calls a man a FAG! Get the
> picture, you dim-bulb?
No. I don't.
>
> > Because being a fag is
> > NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
> > being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS.
>
> No one was trying to protect you or fags. What I was trying to do, and I
> guess you need some explanation because your Alzheimers seems to be getting
> pretty bad; is I was telling a person who hates another person for being
> homosexual to keep his hate to himself because personally I DON'T CARE TO
> HEAR IT.
That's not what you said before.
> I could give a shit whether you like that kind of talk, think it is
> normal or reasonable or ethical...I don't. Period. I post the way I want,
> when I want.
No you don't.
>
> > If you are offended by
> > a FAG being called a FAG
>
> I am offended by a human being being called a fag (who may or may not be a
> homosexual) by someone who just wants to make others hate homosexuals.
You sure are making a lot of assumptions about the original poster.
Assumptions. Don't quit your day job.
> Somehow, you got your brain hardwired into some paranoiac delusion that
> anyone who is not Gay who then defends the Gay community from verbal abuses
> is a closet Klansman! Well that is a stupid, belligerent assumption.
It is the simple honest truth. CLOSET KLANSMAN.
CLOSET KLANSMAN. CLOSET KLANSMAN. CLOSET KLANSMAN.
> And all
> it does is makes enemies out of people who could have been your friends. But
> then I guess fags (like you) don't need friends. I guess somehow they are
> all totally without any human desires whatsoever and like you, simply want
> to spew vitriol at anyone and everyone they disagree with. Well, that will
> make others really like them! Just like everyone really likes you!
Everyone loves, honors, and respects me for standing up to bullies like
you and not backing down. EVERYONE.
>
> And another thing, your jumping down my throat for my posting to some
> fag-basher to shut up. makes you look like you had nothing better to do!
You are getting warmer...
> You
> have so much time on your hands you just laid into me for no good reason at
> all!
Warmer...
>I guess you think you must be making sense on some planet. But on this
> one, you're simply a freak.
YOU'RE ON FIRE, MAN! YOU'RE BURNIN UP!!!! Yes, I have no rational
motive. I just make up crazy shit for fun, just to get folks like you
to put on a show for me. I call it freaking out the normals.
>
> > then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
> > FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
>
> Oh, such language from a Doctor of the Church! Do you really think that kind
> of spouting is going to somehow disrupt the flow of my thinking on this
> subject? See, I don't give a shit what you think of me.
Yes you do.
> I wasn't talking to
> you in the first place.
Yes you were.
> I certainly don't take anything you say seriously
Yes you do.
> because you are a crank, a crack-pot, and a violent tempered nutter.
No I'm not.
> I've
> read all your stupid posts. Believe me.
That I believe.
> I can tell a crank a mile away. And
> you are a crank. You see? I don't have to guess at what you are. I already
> know. So pipe down, Poopdeck Pappy. I am not listening to your foolishness.
Curses. Foiled again.
>
>
>
> So YOU shut the fuck up.
Nope.
>I mean it too.
No you don't.
>Although I know you won't.
No you don't.
> You're so
> fucking full of yourself.
No I'm not.
> Talk about overweening pride, hubris and rampant
> narcissism!
I'd rather not.
> I've never seen anyone so self congratulatory about being a
> tin-foil hat wearing, street corner shrieking crack-pot!
Yes you have.
> You wear your
> nuttiness like a fucking badge of honor! You think your art is great, and
> that everything you write is honey for the rest of the Subgeniuses to feast
> upon, when it is nothing but pure D bullshit.
That part you are completely correct about.
>Get over yourself!
YOU get over YOUR self.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:46:09 +0000 (UTC)
--------
damn it guys. you're REALLY giving me the fucking horn
nenslo wrote:
> angelicusrex wrote:
>
>>I've never heard your name mentioned by any of the fags I know as being the
>>leader of all Fagdom...
>
>
> It WAS a secret. Now I am outed, thanks to you.
>
>
>>You're sure making a lot of
>>assumptions. And you know what? If you assume it makes an ass out of U and
>>Me.
>
>
> Hey, that is almost as good as don't quit your day job.
>
>
>>> I come right out and just order
>>>people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
>>>and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
>>
>>First of all, you would not say that to my face without my fist busting out
>>the few teeth you have in your rotten lying noggin.
>
>
> That's your answer for everything. Gaybashing. What an admirable character.
>
>
>>And I don't give a fuck
>>if you are a fascist faggot who orders people around and that somehow makes
>>you think you are being honest!
>
>
> I'd sooner trust a man who is honest enough to admit he's a liar than a
> man who lies about telling the truth.
>
>
>>You are a fucking creep. That is all. You
>>are NOT a homosexual. You are not a member of the Gay community, and you
>>don't know jack-shit about me. You're theories on K. Reeves are also not
>>valid. And I really think in this case, Nenslo, "a fascist is as fascist
>>does." You're the pissant little group Hitler who spreads hate around. I
>>don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you. They all seem to think
>>all you are is some cranky old fuck. But believe me as much as you would
>>like to think so, your being an asshole does NOT make you a Subgenius, a Gay
>>spokesperson or a movie critic.
>
>
> Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY what
> makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic.
>
>
>>>I like him just fine. Unlike YOU,
>>
>>Fuck you. I like Keanu just fine too. But not in the way you seem to like
>>him.
>>
>>
>>>you LYING FASCIST BASTARD,
>>
>>Oh, brother, try some other tack old man. If you knew me you'd know how far
>>from being a fascist I am. You're pissin' into the wind.
>
>
> I DO know you. I can't believe you don't remember.
>
>
>>>I don't
>>>happen to think the word FAG is an insult.
>>
>>Great. WHO CARES? You're a fag (according to whom I do not know) so you can
>>go around calling fags fags and have fun with it, just like Blacks can call
>>each other niggers, but when some white guy calls a Black man a nigger it is
>>to be DERISIVE. Just like when a straight guy calls a man a FAG! Get the
>>picture, you dim-bulb?
>
>
> No. I don't.
>
>
>>> Because being a fag is
>>>NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
>>>being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS.
>>
>>No one was trying to protect you or fags. What I was trying to do, and I
>>guess you need some explanation because your Alzheimers seems to be getting
>>pretty bad; is I was telling a person who hates another person for being
>>homosexual to keep his hate to himself because personally I DON'T CARE TO
>>HEAR IT.
>
>
> That's not what you said before.
>
>
>>I could give a shit whether you like that kind of talk, think it is
>>normal or reasonable or ethical...I don't. Period. I post the way I want,
>>when I want.
>
>
> No you don't.
>
>
>> > If you are offended by
>>
>>>a FAG being called a FAG
>>
>>I am offended by a human being being called a fag (who may or may not be a
>>homosexual) by someone who just wants to make others hate homosexuals.
>
>
> You sure are making a lot of assumptions about the original poster.
> Assumptions. Don't quit your day job.
>
>
>>Somehow, you got your brain hardwired into some paranoiac delusion that
>>anyone who is not Gay who then defends the Gay community from verbal abuses
>>is a closet Klansman! Well that is a stupid, belligerent assumption.
>
>
> It is the simple honest truth. CLOSET KLANSMAN.
> CLOSET KLANSMAN. CLOSET KLANSMAN. CLOSET KLANSMAN.
>
>
>>And all
>>it does is makes enemies out of people who could have been your friends. But
>>then I guess fags (like you) don't need friends. I guess somehow they are
>>all totally without any human desires whatsoever and like you, simply want
>>to spew vitriol at anyone and everyone they disagree with. Well, that will
>>make others really like them! Just like everyone really likes you!
>
>
> Everyone loves, honors, and respects me for standing up to bullies like
> you and not backing down. EVERYONE.
>
>
>>And another thing, your jumping down my throat for my posting to some
>>fag-basher to shut up. makes you look like you had nothing better to do!
>
>
> You are getting warmer...
>
>
>>You
>>have so much time on your hands you just laid into me for no good reason at
>>all!
>
>
> Warmer...
>
>
>>I guess you think you must be making sense on some planet. But on this
>>one, you're simply a freak.
>
>
> YOU'RE ON FIRE, MAN! YOU'RE BURNIN UP!!!! Yes, I have no rational
> motive. I just make up crazy shit for fun, just to get folks like you
> to put on a show for me. I call it freaking out the normals.
>
>
>>>then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
>>>FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
>>
>>Oh, such language from a Doctor of the Church! Do you really think that kind
>>of spouting is going to somehow disrupt the flow of my thinking on this
>>subject? See, I don't give a shit what you think of me.
>
>
> Yes you do.
>
>
>>I wasn't talking to
>>you in the first place.
>
>
> Yes you were.
>
>
>>I certainly don't take anything you say seriously
>
>
> Yes you do.
>
>
>>because you are a crank, a crack-pot, and a violent tempered nutter.
>
>
> No I'm not.
>
>
>>I've
>>read all your stupid posts. Believe me.
>
>
> That I believe.
>
>
>>I can tell a crank a mile away. And
>>you are a crank. You see? I don't have to guess at what you are. I already
>>know. So pipe down, Poopdeck Pappy. I am not listening to your foolishness.
>
>
> Curses. Foiled again.
>
>
>>
>>
>>So YOU shut the fuck up.
>
>
> Nope.
>
>
>>I mean it too.
>
>
> No you don't.
>
>
>>Although I know you won't.
>
>
> No you don't.
>
>
>>You're so
>>fucking full of yourself.
>
>
> No I'm not.
>
>
>>Talk about overweening pride, hubris and rampant
>>narcissism!
>
>
> I'd rather not.
>
>
>>I've never seen anyone so self congratulatory about being a
>>tin-foil hat wearing, street corner shrieking crack-pot!
>
>
> Yes you have.
>
>
>>You wear your
>>nuttiness like a fucking badge of honor! You think your art is great, and
>>that everything you write is honey for the rest of the Subgeniuses to feast
>>upon, when it is nothing but pure D bullshit.
>
>
> That part you are completely correct about.
>
>
>>Get over yourself!
>
>
> YOU get over YOUR self.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 07:59:51 -0500
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:46:09 +0000, Pope Phil wrote:
> damn it guys. you're REALLY giving me the fucking horn
>
> nenslo wrote:
>> angelicusrex wrote:
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:56:20 -0700
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.02.21.12.59.51.861155@sheayright.com...
> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:46:09 +0000, Pope Phil wrote:
>
>> damn it guys. you're REALLY giving me the fucking horn
>>
>> nenslo wrote:
>>> angelicusrex wrote:
>
>
> I peed myself a little. Several times, actually.
>
> --
> 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
> 0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
> 0:-) Surrounded by Angels (-:0
> 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
Yes? But how much do you sell your dirty panties for? I couldn't pay 450
dollars for the book, but I will sniff your peed in panties for a dollar and
a half.
Anne Elk
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:09:41 -0500
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:56:20 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> news:pan.2005.02.21.12.59.51.861155@sheayright.com...
>> I peed myself a little. Several times, actually.
> Yes? But how much do you sell your dirty panties for? I couldn't pay 450
> dollars for the book, but I will sniff your peed in panties for a dollar and
> a half.
There's no point in trying to cozy up to anyone with your strained potty
humor now, angelcrust. No, you can just stand out under the spotlight
naked where everyone can see you, just like you wanted. I'm not going to
let you hide behind ME.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:57:31 -0700
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.02.21.20.09.40.918731@sheayright.com...
> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:56:20 -0700, angelicusrex wrote:
>
>> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
>> news:pan.2005.02.21.12.59.51.861155@sheayright.com...
>
>>> I peed myself a little. Several times, actually.
>
>> Yes? But how much do you sell your dirty panties for? I couldn't pay 450
>> dollars for the book, but I will sniff your peed in panties for a dollar
>> and
>> a half.
>
> There's no point in trying to cozy up to anyone with your strained potty
> humor now, angelcrust.
I don't usually strain my potty unless I'm having kidney stones. I still
want the panties.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:47:48 GMT
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In article ,
Pope Phil wrote:
>>> damn it guys. you're REALLY giving me the fucking horn
There seems to be a lot of that going around lately. I smell a new
Devival event on the horizon: The Penile Pole Vault. The Dickless will
just have to look on in envy. Man, it could become a national craze... a
deeply perverse version of la crosse. Hey, we're in the End Times and
there IS a Fox Network. Get to e-mailin' and polish those puds!
Prong-a-doodle-doooo!!! BOINGY BOINGY
--
HellPope Huey
I was Elvis in my previous life,
but I'm still porky and pilled-up in this one, too
"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first,
but when you hit back, hit back hard.
Pick your time and place and nuke 'em.
Do not worry about making enemies.
The right enemy will be a sign
that you're growing up and that God loves you."
- Roger Rosenblatt
"Its either just a crack in the driveway
or the Chinese are finally making their move."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 10:54:47 -0700
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Well if you've got the horn, blow it!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 13:25:07 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:4219BB65.527AB7EB@yahoox.com...
> angelicusrex wrote:
>
> Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY
what
> makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic.
>
I hate Nenslo so hard it makes my penis ache with gratitude. My
sphincter is so tightly closed that I can't even breathe properly and my
eyes are crossing. Thighs, sorry. But I hate "The Critic" more than
Nenslo. And the new "protein Wheaties"; they really suck. I mean toast
some gravel over a burning brassfire, throw on an old boot and you've
got the new Wheaties.
"Brassfire"?? I meant grassfire! Wheatgrass. Yuck. Just don't even try
them. I mean, next they'll be putting out beefy flakes! Yum!
Oh, that reminds me of a thing I heard on the local college radio
station. It was a full album of songs interspersed with fake commercials
for a new fast food place called "Meat Shake". It was well done. The
station played the whole album at least three times, and it took me over
an hour to realize what was going on (when it repeated, I figured it
out - me clever!). It's amazing and well worth SubGenii perusal. The
album is a radio show with songs of all kinds, hip hop, rock, etc. and
commercials, sometimes the "jocks" would talk about going out for a meat
shake, etc.
The album is by Ugly Duckling. The last time I looked www.meatshake.com
was 0wned (hacked)..
--
ArWeMeatyBeatyBigAndBouncy
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 03 Mar 2005 13:43:24 GMT
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"ArWeGod" wrote:
>"nenslo" wrote in message
>news:4219BB65.527AB7EB@yahoox.com...
>> angelicusrex wrote:
>>
>> Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY
>what
>> makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic.
>>
>
>I hate Nenslo so hard it makes my penis ache with gratitude. My
>sphincter is so tightly closed that I can't even breathe properly and my
>eyes are crossing. Thighs, sorry. But I hate "The Critic" more than
>Nenslo. And the new "protein Wheaties"; they really suck. I mean toast
>some gravel over a burning brassfire, throw on an old boot and you've
>got the new Wheaties.
>"Brassfire"?? I meant grassfire! Wheatgrass. Yuck. Just don't even try
>them. I mean, next they'll be putting out beefy flakes! Yum!
>
>Oh, that reminds me of a thing I heard on the local college radio
>station. It was a full album of songs interspersed with fake commercials
>for a new fast food place called "Meat Shake". It was well done. The
>station played the whole album at least three times, and it took me over
>an hour to realize what was going on (when it repeated, I figured it
>out - me clever!). It's amazing and well worth SubGenii perusal. The
>album is a radio show with songs of all kinds, hip hop, rock, etc. and
>commercials, sometimes the "jocks" would talk about going out for a meat
>shake, etc.
>
>The album is by Ugly Duckling. The last time I looked www.meatshake.com
>was 0wned (hacked)..
>
>--
>ArWeMeatyBeatyBigAndBouncy
>
>
gOt root?
heh...heh, heh
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:09:51 -0700
--------
> gOt root?
> heh...heh, heh
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME! SHUT UP AND DIE!
Your Friend and Fellow Subgenius
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Retired.
>
>
>
Correspondent:: Kevan Smith Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 02:52:33 -0600
--------
On Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:09:51 -0700, "angelicusrex" from
wrote:
>> gOt root?
>> heh...heh, heh
>
>SHUT THE FUCK UP! I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME! SHUT UP AND DIE!
Plenty of people claim to understand me. Those same people also might claim
your post is the sine qua non of alt.slack. They are right about _that_ at
least.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 02:37:28 -0700
--------
Sorry, Kev. Just trying to get the party started...Don't worry I'll be gone
soon.
A.P.
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 12:25:58 GMT
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>
>
>>> Ahhh, Nenslo speaks!
>>
>> THIS ISN'T SPEAKING, IT IS WRITING.
>
>Actually it's shrieking.
>
>>> > Hey, I am a fag
>>>
>>> So fucking what?
>>
>> So I know what fags want.
>
>Oh, I see, you speak for all "fags" do you? How the fuck do you know if I am
>a fag or not?
>
>> And we don't need some bleeding heart
>> doogooder "defending" us or protecting us from people who speak the
>> truth about our faggishness.
>
>"We?" You have a mouse in your pocket? Or some sort of group you belong to?
>I've never heard your name mentioned by any of the fags I know as being the
>leader of all Fagdom...
>
>> You pussy ass bastards who get all in a
>> hissy fit but are too wimpy to admit YOU are offended by something are
>> always pretending to be trying to HELP people by telling others what
>> they ought to be saying, when in fact all you want to do is order people
>> around, but you just LIE about it.
>
>Whooo! What a little temper you have! You're sure making a lot of
>assumptions. And you know what? If you assume it makes an ass out of U and
>Me.
>
>> I come right out and just order
>> people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
>> and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
>
>First of all, you would not say that to my face without my fist busting out
>the few teeth you have in your rotten lying noggin. And I don't give a fuck
>if you are a fascist faggot who orders people around and that somehow makes
>you think you are being honest! You are a fucking creep. That is all. You
>are NOT a homosexual. You are not a member of the Gay community, and you
>don't know jack-shit about me. You're theories on K. Reeves are also not
>valid. And I really think in this case, Nenslo, "a fascist is as fascist
>does." You're the pissant little group Hitler who spreads hate around. I
>don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you. They all seem to think
>all you are is some cranky old fuck. But believe me as much as you would
>like to think so, your being an asshole does NOT make you a Subgenius, a Gay
>spokesperson or a movie critic.
>
>> I like him just fine. Unlike YOU,
>
>Fuck you. I like Keanu just fine too. But not in the way you seem to like
>him.
>
>> you LYING FASCIST BASTARD,
>
>Oh, brother, try some other tack old man. If you knew me you'd know how far
>from being a fascist I am. You're pissin' into the wind.
>
>> I don't
>> happen to think the word FAG is an insult.
>
>Great. WHO CARES? You're a fag (according to whom I do not know) so you can
>go around calling fags fags and have fun with it, just like Blacks can call
>each other niggers, but when some white guy calls a Black man a nigger it is
>to be DERISIVE. Just like when a straight guy calls a man a FAG! Get the
>picture, you dim-bulb?
>
>> Because being a fag is
>> NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
>> being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS.
>
>No one was trying to protect you or fags. What I was trying to do, and I
>guess you need some explanation because your Alzheimers seems to be getting
>pretty bad; is I was telling a person who hates another person for being
>homosexual to keep his hate to himself because personally I DON'T CARE TO
>HEAR IT. I could give a shit whether you like that kind of talk, think it is
>normal or reasonable or ethical...I don't. Period. I post the way I want,
>when I want.
>
> > If you are offended by
>> a FAG being called a FAG
>
>I am offended by a human being being called a fag (who may or may not be a
>homosexual) by someone who just wants to make others hate homosexuals.
>Somehow, you got your brain hardwired into some paranoiac delusion that
>anyone who is not Gay who then defends the Gay community from verbal abuses
>is a closet Klansman! Well that is a stupid, belligerent assumption. And all
>it does is makes enemies out of people who could have been your friends. But
>then I guess fags (like you) don't need friends. I guess somehow they are
>all totally without any human desires whatsoever and like you, simply want
>to spew vitriol at anyone and everyone they disagree with. Well, that will
>make others really like them! Just like everyone really likes you!
>
>And another thing, your jumping down my throat for my posting to some
>fag-basher to shut up. makes you look like you had nothing better to do! You
>have so much time on your hands you just laid into me for no good reason at
>all! I guess you think you must be making sense on some planet. But on this
>one, you're simply a freak.
>
>> then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
>> FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
>
>Oh, such language from a Doctor of the Church! Do you really think that kind
>of spouting is going to somehow disrupt the flow of my thinking on this
>subject? See, I don't give a shit what you think of me. I wasn't talking to
>you in the first place. I certainly don't take anything you say seriously
>because you are a crank, a crack-pot, and a violent tempered nutter. I've
>read all your stupid posts. Believe me. I can tell a crank a mile away. And
>you are a crank. You see? I don't have to guess at what you are. I already
>know. So pipe down, Poopdeck Pappy. I am not listening to your foolishness.
>
>
>
>So YOU shut the fuck up. I mean it too. Although I know you won't. You're so
>fucking full of yourself. Talk about overweening pride, hubris and rampant
>narcissism! I've never seen anyone so self congratulatory about being a
>tin-foil hat wearing, street corner shrieking crack-pot! You wear your
>nuttiness like a fucking badge of honor! You think your art is great, and
>that everything you write is honey for the rest of the Subgeniuses to feast
>upon, when it is nothing but pure D bullshit. Get over yourself!
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>
And, now...
a musical interlude!
You go home and get your panties,
You go home and get your scanties,
And away we'll go.
Whoa, Oh, ohhhh....
Off we're gonna shuffle,
Shuffle off to Buffalo.
Theng yew!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:41:57 GMT
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In article <37tk4qF5jdmeaU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> Great. WHO CARES? You're a fag (according to whom I do not know) so you can
> go around calling fags fags and have fun with it, just like Blacks can call
> each other niggers, but when some white guy calls a Black man a nigger it is
> to be DERISIVE. Just like when a straight guy calls a man a FAG! Get the
> picture, you dim-bulb?
Nenslo couldn't possibly be gay. He dresses like a potato sack version
of Andy Griffith and if he wasn't hetero, his wife would never put up
with that.
--
HellPope Huey
I was Elvis in my previous life,
but I'm still porky and pilled-up in this one, too
"If you find yourself in a fight, never strike first,
but when you hit back, hit back hard.
Pick your time and place and nuke 'em.
Do not worry about making enemies.
The right enemy will be a sign
that you're growing up and that God loves you."
- Roger Rosenblatt
"Its either just a crack in the driveway
or the Chinese are finally making their move."
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: purple Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 14:44:37 -0500
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On 2/21/05 3:24 AM, in article 37tk4qF5jdmeaU1@individual.net,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> First of all, you would not say that to my face without my fist busting out
> the few teeth you have in your rotten lying noggin. And I don't give a fuck
> if you are a fascist faggot who orders people around and that somehow makes
> you think you are being honest! You are a fucking creep. That is all. You
> are NOT a homosexual. You are not a member of the Gay community, and you
> don't know jack-shit about me. You're theories on K. Reeves are also not
> valid. And I really think in this case, Nenslo, "a fascist is as fascist
> does." You're the pissant little group Hitler who spreads hate around. I
> don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you. They all seem to think
> all you are is some cranky old fuck. But believe me as much as you would
> like to think so, your being an asshole does NOT make you a Subgenius, a Gay
> spokesperson or a movie critic.
He's got you over the table with this paragraph, nenslo.
The Great Bob Dobbs
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 15:08:29 -0800
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In article , purple
wrote:
> On 2/21/05 3:24 AM, in article 37tk4qF5jdmeaU1@individual.net,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
> I don't know a person on the NG (yet) who likes you.
You have now.
pb
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:00:32 -0500
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In article <421913B7.9A91D7BB@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> angelicusrex wrote:
> >
> > "nenslo" wrote in message
> > news:4216EA99.5087B2E7@yahoox.com...
> >
> > Ahhh, Nenslo speaks!
>
> THIS ISN'T SPEAKING, IT IS WRITING.
>
> >
> > > Hey, I am a fag
> >
> > So fucking what?
>
> So I know what fags want. And we don't need some bleeding heart
> doogooder "defending" us or protecting us from people who speak the
> truth about our faggishness. You pussy ass bastards who get all in a
> hissy fit but are too wimpy to admit YOU are offended by something are
> always pretending to be trying to HELP people by telling others what
> they ought to be saying, when in fact all you want to do is order people
> around, but you just LIE about it. I come right out and just order
> people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
> and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
>
> >
> > >and I say Keanu is the faggiest fag ass panzy nance
> > > limpwristed simpering lisping closet fruity toot toot in movies after
> > > Tom Cruise who at least bothers to try to FAKE being straight so fuck
> > > you.
> >
> > So what's your deal? You don't like Reeves because he's a fag and he won't
> > suck your dick? Or you don't like Reeves because he's a bad actor? or both?
>
> I like him just fine. Unlike YOU, you LYING FASCIST BASTARD, I don't
> happen to think the word FAG is an insult. Because being a fag is
> NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
> being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS. If you are offended by
> a FAG being called a FAG then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
> FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
>
> > Why the fuck would it matter to anyone what sexual preference either Reeves,
> > you or Cruise has?
>
> You are the one getting all righteous about a fag being called a fag,
> not me. You are the one who is telling people how PAINK they are for
> stating a simple obvious fact.
>
> > I could care less if you all suck each other off in the
> > stalls at the bus station every weekend. What I DON'T like is when some
> > fuckwad decides to use someone else's sexual preferences to make derisive
> > comments about homosexuals in general. Because it is going to cause people
> > to make generalized comments about anyone they don't like as a race, gender,
> > species or sexual being. That's fucking Retarded Republican Fascism, you
> > twat.
>
> Well at least you are blessedly inconsistent with your own standards. A
> point in your favor.
>
> >
> > You of course, are a little bit strange no matter what the fuck you are. So
> > as far as I am concerned you are a "homosexual" like Charlie Manson was a
> > "family man." All you seem to do is give other people grief for not being up
> > to your snuff on what is or is not a Subgenius. You bark at everyone like
> > some old toothless hound dog who won't get off the porch to get out of his
> > own piss puddle...oh but don't you love to bark! Still when you bark, your
> > bladder drains...damn!
>
> As far as I am concerned all YOU seem to do is SUCK, you sucky sucking sucker.
>
> >
> > > YOU keep all your "keep all your (whatever) to yourself" to YOUR
> > > self, because I DO MIND. Keanu is not only a fag, he is a SHE BOY.
> >
> > So what? And I'll thank you to take your prison-bitch talk elsewhere, or
> > I'll slap you upside your head. I don't take orders from you. Ya schmuck.
>
> On the contrary. YOU DO take orders from me.
>
> >
> > > "Bob" kicks fag ass
> >
> > That's a fucking lie, Nenslo. And you know it. You fucking retard. Bob may
>
> I don't know who this Bob is that you are talking about but it isn't
> "Bob." So fuck you. Bob is anybody named Bob. "Bob" is J. R. "Bob"
> Dobbs, and the quotes are because the R does not stand for Robert. You
> want to talk about some Bob or other that's fine, but you are not
> talking about "Bob." You want to pose as a SubGenius, learn that fact
> and succeed. Don't learn it, and suck seed.
>
> I CAN'T BELIEVE this new generation of SubGenius Wannabes doesn't even
> take the time to learn the basic simple facts of the cult. No wonder
> they all suck. No wonder they don't even know how to use the word pink
> or what slack is. Pathetic Ignorami.
>
> > kick YOUR faggoty ass. But that's because you're so fucking flaming queenie
> > in your string bikini! I mean, who wants and old poofter waddling around the
> > place in his frilly undies pretending to be a girlie? maybe that's how you'd
> > like to see Keanau, but you could keep that shit to your own shit-stained,
> > hand drawn fantasies...
>
> I most certainly could NOT.
>
> > > and that's the way we like it, we fags.
> > > Even fags don't want a fucking homo as the icon of our church.
> >
> > Now who said Bob was a fag just because he accepts your male-prostitution
> > money? You are really a complete ass, aren't you?
>
> This Bob person of yours may or may not be a fag, I don't know. But J.
> R. "Bob" Dobbs is a fag ass kicking queer bashing manly man, and being
> queer bashed by "Bob" for one second is better than being promoted to
> being THE God forever.
>
> >
> > > You want
> > > tolerance go join the fucking unitarians,
> >
> > Fuck you Nenslo. I do what I want.
>
> No you don't.
>
> > I'll drink my tea or smoke it with
> > whomever I want. You are so fucking tuff over the net. What a bunch of crap
> > you spout. You don't even know WHO the fuck you are talking to.
>
> Yes I do.
>
> >So step off
> > my ass crack, you net-rapist. I don't take it up the ass like you do. You're
> > not a homosexual. You don't love men. You don't love anything. You're a
> > pissy old bum with a computer, a huge chip on your arthritic shoulder and a
> > big fucking mouth.
>
> Well I can't argue with that.
>
> >
> > > Any crap you personally don't like you go in
> > > a nasal whiney voice, "Oh that's so PAINK, why do you have to be so
> > > PAINK, why don't you get some SLAIUK, and not be so PAINK," well JUST
> > > SHUT UP.
> >
> > And if I don't shut up? Jesus Nenslo, you are just a fucking pink douche bag
> > pretending to be a slacker.
>
> "Nenslo IS what he PRETENDS to be." - Bob Black
>
> I don't pretend to be a slacker. I didn't even like that movie.
>
> > You sue happy mother fucker. I was trying to
> > respect you. But no. You don't allow for that. So piss on you. That's what
> > you like, you golden shower slurpin' sumbitch.
>
> Is not.
>
> >
> > > You want to live in a pale lavender world with no corners or
> > > edges to poke or cut you,
> >
> > Oh go fuck yourself. You don't know jack-shit about me, Nenslo. You don't
> > know where I've been or what fucking scars I have. You wanna scrap, then
> > bring somethin' better than this flaccid crap!
>
> I know all about you, and your kind, AND your ilk.
>
> >
> > Some corner in this broke-down world really poked you, so now you're just a
> > regular shitheel with a gigantic hardon for seeing everyone suffer...well go
> > fucking breathe some more moldy wheat into your lungs, you moron. BOB WANTS
> > YOU TO DIE. You paid your money, you had your say, so just fucking die.
>
> What this Bob of yours wants is irrelevant. What "Bob" wants is to
> queer bash me, my kind, and my ilk and I say BRAING! UT! OWN!!!
> >
> > > where the sidewalks are made of marshmallow so
> > > you never get hurt no matter how hard you fall down and it's always
> > > springtime with fluffy bunnies hopping around and cherry blossoms
> > > wafting in the breeze and nobody ever says anything that anybody
> > > anywhere doesn't like
> >
> > Is this the world you live in on your good-days? What a whining bitch you
> > have become.
>
> BECOME!!! Now you have finally managed to insult me. Become. (shakes
> head in disbelief) When was I ever NOT.
>
> > Like I said, you don't know me. And you are testing my limits
> > right now. I've had a lot better flames than this from more psychotic
> > bitches than you. Get with the program, you mentally ill son of a bitch.
> > Wake up and smell the fucking FROP!
>
> You don't even know what 'frop is. Again, the correct spelling is
> either 'frop or 'frop', since it is an abbreviation. Without the
> apostrophe it is just a nonsense word. Another simple basic fact you
> ignorami don't bother to learn.
>
> > Just because I tell someone to take his
> > derisive comments somehwere else, you have to jump in like some prison punk
> > and defend him by acting like Keanau Reeves did something personal to your
> > old, worn out asshole! Oh, poor Nenslo He no likey Keanau because Keanau
> > doesn't get him off enough! Big fucking deal.
>
> Looks like I touched a nerve. And... um... oh yeah, seek professional
> help. And don't quit your day job. Anything else? Oh yeah, PLONK.
> >
> > > well TOO BAD this IS NOT IT.
> > >
> > > SHUT UP.
> >
> > Shut me up, you old poof!
>
> Shut yourself up and I will.
>
> >
> > > If you even KNEW what pink meant you would JUST SHUT UP.
> >
> > If you knew what it was you'd stop BEING it. You pink little tuttu wearin'
> > fairy!
>
> "What I DON'T like is when some fuckwad decides to use someone else's
> sexual preferences to make derisive comments about homosexuals in
> general. Because it is going to cause people to make generalized
> comments about anyone they don't like as a race, gender, species or
> sexual being." - YOU, you insane lying fascist bastard.
> >
> > >
> > > SHUT UP.
> >
> > NO.
> >
> > >
> > > "Oh I think you are acting PAINK, like those PAINKS that don't have
> > > SLAIUK,
> >
> > What the fuck is wrong with your writing, dude? Are you tryin' to sound
> > southern? Do you think I'm some hick from the sticks, is that it, you
> > twisted old fruit? Stop poncing about like Truman Capote, you fuck. And SHUT
> > UP YOURSELF! Fuckin' dribblin' verbal diarrhea all over this NG!
>
> That's just how you sound is all, when you start telling everybody not
> to be so PAINK because it hurts your widdle feewings. Because you have
> this idea that pink means "uncool" or "not meeting with your personal
> approval." But guess what. Go on, guess. Give up? It DOESN'T mean
> that. If you think it does, not only are you wrong, but stupid. Look,
> if you are going to try to be a subgenius, just learn the basics. They
> really aren't hard to remember. Then you won't end up being SO STUPID.
>
> >
> > Get a fucking lobotomy, you poor old man! Your fucking time is up.
> >
>
> I've had THREE lobotomies and they all grew back so SHUT UP.
>
> I wasn't even going to respond to all this stupid crap you wrote but
> then I remembered how many people there were counting on me to make lame
> ass pussy fascist bastards like you seem interesting and amusing so I
> have gone to a little bit, not much, of effort here. For THEIR sake
> because I just want to HELP people. Not because I wanted to but because
> I am a patron of the arts and a gentle generous soul.
>
> Seriously, this is all about just taking a few moments to find out what
> the church terminology actually means and says and how it is actually
> spelled, not appropriating it to mean something STUPID and lame like you did.
>
> Simply put, pink isn't just a blanket term for anything you don't happen
> to care for or that you think is not cool enough. Slacker isn't even
> church terminology. Bob is not "Bob." These aren't things I just made
> up. If you are genuinely interested in the Church of the SubGenius,
> just take a little time to learn these basic facts. I will correct you
> if you don't and then you will get all "oh foo foopty doo" flapping your
> hands around and acting like you are terribly put upon and the world is
> so unfair. Fortunately , others who read this are not of such
> adamantine cranial composition as you, and THEY will learn something
> even if you can't. So SHUT UP. I mean it.
Princess Wei will verify that she came up here because she was WORRIED
by the noises of my uncontrollable and VERY LOUD laughing. When she
caught on that I was reading Nensletics she became worried that she'd
have to wipe up after me peeing myself. She is now jealous of Nenslo as
a sexual rival. Rightfully so. This is so funny I want to fuck him in a
very loving way.
It is rare that I almost go blind from laughing but this is one of
those times.
I have nothing against Archimandrite Pudlevitcz; I think he's probably
a fine person, just a little wet behind the ears alt.slack-wise. I
remember back before my shell hardened up good.
"This Bob person of yours may or may not be a fag, I don't know. But J.
R. "Bob" Dobbs is a fag ass kicking queer bashing manly man, and being
queer bashed by "Bob" for one second is better than being promoted to
being THE God forever." -- The Fag Nenslo
"I've had THREE lobotomies and they all grew back so SHUT UP." Man I'm
dyin
"Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY
what makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic." --
Wei's New Rival for Stang's Attention
"Yes, I have no rational motive. I just make up crazy shit for fun,
just to get folks like you to put on a show for me. I call it
freaking out the normals." -- The Greatest and Meanest Cartoonist
*****
Wei here: Stang was going to write much more on this post, which he
keeps saying must be his most favorite ever, but he laughed so hard, he
literally shook himself off his chair onto the floor, whereupon I
helped him up, wiped him off, and took over.
"He can paint using the anger of others as a brush." -- Stang just now
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: purple Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 20:51:30 -0500
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See!? See what **cocooning** did to Doug and Lisa.
[**Cocooning** is the act of insulating or hiding oneself from the normal
social environment, which may be perceived as distracting, unfriendly,
dangerous, or otherwise unwelcome, at least for the present. Technology has
made cocooning easier than ever before. The telephone and the Internet are
inventions that made possible a kind of socialized cocooning in which one
can live in physical isolation while maintaining contact with others through
telecommunication.
The term was popularized in the 1990s by marketing consultant Faith Popcorn
in her book The Popcorn Report: The Future of Your Company, Your World, Your
Life. Popcorn suggested that cocooning could be broken down into three
different types: the socialized cocoon, in which one retreats to the privacy
of one's home; the armored cocoon, in which one establishes a barrier to
protect oneself from external threats; and the wandering cocoon, in which
one travels with a technological barrier that serves to insulate one from
the environment.
A common example of home-based cocooning is staying in to watch videos
instead of going to the movies. Wandering cocooning is evident in those who
exercise or walk around the city while being plugged in with earphones to a
private world of sound. Wireless technologies such as cell phones and PDAs
have added a new dimension of social cocooning to wandering cocooning by
allowing people to include selected others in their mobile cocoon. Examples
of armored cocooning include network firewalls, virtual private networks
(VPNs), surveillance cameras, and spyware-blocking software application.]
The Great Bob Dobbs
On 2/21/05 8:00 PM, in article 210220052000321716%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
> Princess Wei will verify that she came up here because she was WORRIED
> by the noises of my uncontrollable and VERY LOUD laughing. When she
> caught on that I was reading Nensletics she became worried that she'd
> have to wipe up after me peeing myself. She is now jealous of Nenslo as
> a sexual rival. Rightfully so. This is so funny I want to fuck him in a
> very loving way.
>
> It is rare that I almost go blind from laughing but this is one of
> those times.
>
> I have nothing against Archimandrite Pudlevitcz; I think he's probably
> a fine person, just a little wet behind the ears alt.slack-wise. I
> remember back before my shell hardened up good.
>
> "This Bob person of yours may or may not be a fag, I don't know. But J.
> R. "Bob" Dobbs is a fag ass kicking queer bashing manly man, and being
> queer bashed by "Bob" for one second is better than being promoted to
> being THE God forever." -- The Fag Nenslo
>
> "I've had THREE lobotomies and they all grew back so SHUT UP." Man I'm
> dyin
>
> "Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY
> what makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic." --
> Wei's New Rival for Stang's Attention
>
> "Yes, I have no rational motive. I just make up crazy shit for fun,
> just to get folks like you to put on a show for me. I call it
> freaking out the normals." -- The Greatest and Meanest Cartoonist
>
> *****
>
> Wei here: Stang was going to write much more on this post, which he
> keeps saying must be his most favorite ever, but he laughed so hard, he
> literally shook himself off his chair onto the floor, whereupon I
> helped him up, wiped him off, and took over.
>
> "He can paint using the anger of others as a brush." -- Stang just now
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 21:33:39 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
>
> Wei here: Stang was going to write much more on this post, which he
> keeps saying must be his most favorite ever, but he laughed so hard, he
> literally shook himself off his chair onto the floor, whereupon I
> helped him up, wiped him off, and took over.
Thank you, dear. I used to really enjoy wiping him off.
>
> "He can paint using the anger of others as a brush." -- Stang just now
That paid back a little of the laughter debt right there.
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 13:17:55 +0000 (UTC)
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I liked the bit about the fluffy bunnies.
gave me the horn, it did
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article <421913B7.9A91D7BB@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
>
>>angelicusrex wrote:
>>
>>>"nenslo" wrote in message
>>>news:4216EA99.5087B2E7@yahoox.com...
>>>
>>>Ahhh, Nenslo speaks!
>>
>>THIS ISN'T SPEAKING, IT IS WRITING.
>>
>>
>>>>Hey, I am a fag
>>>
>>>So fucking what?
>>
>>So I know what fags want. And we don't need some bleeding heart
>>doogooder "defending" us or protecting us from people who speak the
>>truth about our faggishness. You pussy ass bastards who get all in a
>>hissy fit but are too wimpy to admit YOU are offended by something are
>>always pretending to be trying to HELP people by telling others what
>>they ought to be saying, when in fact all you want to do is order people
>>around, but you just LIE about it. I come right out and just order
>>people around without acting like I am some kind of defender of the weak
>>and protector of the tiny, like you LYING FASCIST BASTARDS.
>>
>>
>>>>and I say Keanu is the faggiest fag ass panzy nance
>>>>limpwristed simpering lisping closet fruity toot toot in movies after
>>>>Tom Cruise who at least bothers to try to FAKE being straight so fuck
>>>>you.
>>>
>>>So what's your deal? You don't like Reeves because he's a fag and he won't
>>>suck your dick? Or you don't like Reeves because he's a bad actor? or both?
>>
>>I like him just fine. Unlike YOU, you LYING FASCIST BASTARD, I don't
>>happen to think the word FAG is an insult. Because being a fag is
>>NORMAL and I don't need one of you PHONIES to protect all us FAGS from
>>being called WHAT WE REALLY ARE, which is FAGS. If you are offended by
>>a FAG being called a FAG then you must be some kind of STUPID RETARDED
>>FUCKFACED MORON JERK ASS DOPE.
>>
>>
>>>Why the fuck would it matter to anyone what sexual preference either Reeves,
>>>you or Cruise has?
>>
>>You are the one getting all righteous about a fag being called a fag,
>>not me. You are the one who is telling people how PAINK they are for
>>stating a simple obvious fact.
>>
>>
>>>I could care less if you all suck each other off in the
>>>stalls at the bus station every weekend. What I DON'T like is when some
>>>fuckwad decides to use someone else's sexual preferences to make derisive
>>>comments about homosexuals in general. Because it is going to cause people
>>>to make generalized comments about anyone they don't like as a race, gender,
>>>species or sexual being. That's fucking Retarded Republican Fascism, you
>>>twat.
>>
>>Well at least you are blessedly inconsistent with your own standards. A
>>point in your favor.
>>
>>
>>> You of course, are a little bit strange no matter what the fuck you are. So
>>>as far as I am concerned you are a "homosexual" like Charlie Manson was a
>>>"family man." All you seem to do is give other people grief for not being up
>>>to your snuff on what is or is not a Subgenius. You bark at everyone like
>>>some old toothless hound dog who won't get off the porch to get out of his
>>>own piss puddle...oh but don't you love to bark! Still when you bark, your
>>>bladder drains...damn!
>>
>>As far as I am concerned all YOU seem to do is SUCK, you sucky sucking sucker.
>>
>>
>>>>YOU keep all your "keep all your (whatever) to yourself" to YOUR
>>>>self, because I DO MIND. Keanu is not only a fag, he is a SHE BOY.
>>>
>>>So what? And I'll thank you to take your prison-bitch talk elsewhere, or
>>>I'll slap you upside your head. I don't take orders from you. Ya schmuck.
>>
>>On the contrary. YOU DO take orders from me.
>>
>>
>>>>"Bob" kicks fag ass
>>>
>>>That's a fucking lie, Nenslo. And you know it. You fucking retard. Bob may
>>
>>I don't know who this Bob is that you are talking about but it isn't
>>"Bob." So fuck you. Bob is anybody named Bob. "Bob" is J. R. "Bob"
>>Dobbs, and the quotes are because the R does not stand for Robert. You
>>want to talk about some Bob or other that's fine, but you are not
>>talking about "Bob." You want to pose as a SubGenius, learn that fact
>>and succeed. Don't learn it, and suck seed.
>>
>>I CAN'T BELIEVE this new generation of SubGenius Wannabes doesn't even
>>take the time to learn the basic simple facts of the cult. No wonder
>>they all suck. No wonder they don't even know how to use the word pink
>>or what slack is. Pathetic Ignorami.
>>
>>
>>>kick YOUR faggoty ass. But that's because you're so fucking flaming queenie
>>>in your string bikini! I mean, who wants and old poofter waddling around the
>>>place in his frilly undies pretending to be a girlie? maybe that's how you'd
>>>like to see Keanau, but you could keep that shit to your own shit-stained,
>>>hand drawn fantasies...
>>
>>I most certainly could NOT.
>>
>>
>>>>and that's the way we like it, we fags.
>>>>Even fags don't want a fucking homo as the icon of our church.
>>>
>>>Now who said Bob was a fag just because he accepts your male-prostitution
>>>money? You are really a complete ass, aren't you?
>>
>>This Bob person of yours may or may not be a fag, I don't know. But J.
>>R. "Bob" Dobbs is a fag ass kicking queer bashing manly man, and being
>>queer bashed by "Bob" for one second is better than being promoted to
>>being THE God forever.
>>
>>
>>>> You want
>>>>tolerance go join the fucking unitarians,
>>>
>>>Fuck you Nenslo. I do what I want.
>>
>>No you don't.
>>
>>
>>>I'll drink my tea or smoke it with
>>>whomever I want. You are so fucking tuff over the net. What a bunch of crap
>>>you spout. You don't even know WHO the fuck you are talking to.
>>
>>Yes I do.
>>
>>
>>>So step off
>>>my ass crack, you net-rapist. I don't take it up the ass like you do. You're
>>>not a homosexual. You don't love men. You don't love anything. You're a
>>>pissy old bum with a computer, a huge chip on your arthritic shoulder and a
>>>big fucking mouth.
>>
>>Well I can't argue with that.
>>
>>
>>>>Any crap you personally don't like you go in
>>>>a nasal whiney voice, "Oh that's so PAINK, why do you have to be so
>>>>PAINK, why don't you get some SLAIUK, and not be so PAINK," well JUST
>>>>SHUT UP.
>>>
>>>And if I don't shut up? Jesus Nenslo, you are just a fucking pink douche bag
>>>pretending to be a slacker.
>>
>>"Nenslo IS what he PRETENDS to be." - Bob Black
>>
>>I don't pretend to be a slacker. I didn't even like that movie.
>>
>>
>>>You sue happy mother fucker. I was trying to
>>>respect you. But no. You don't allow for that. So piss on you. That's what
>>>you like, you golden shower slurpin' sumbitch.
>>
>>Is not.
>>
>>
>>>>You want to live in a pale lavender world with no corners or
>>>>edges to poke or cut you,
>>>
>>>Oh go fuck yourself. You don't know jack-shit about me, Nenslo. You don't
>>>know where I've been or what fucking scars I have. You wanna scrap, then
>>>bring somethin' better than this flaccid crap!
>>
>>I know all about you, and your kind, AND your ilk.
>>
>>
>>>Some corner in this broke-down world really poked you, so now you're just a
>>>regular shitheel with a gigantic hardon for seeing everyone suffer...well go
>>>fucking breathe some more moldy wheat into your lungs, you moron. BOB WANTS
>>>YOU TO DIE. You paid your money, you had your say, so just fucking die.
>>
>>What this Bob of yours wants is irrelevant. What "Bob" wants is to
>>queer bash me, my kind, and my ilk and I say BRAING! UT! OWN!!!
>>
>>>>where the sidewalks are made of marshmallow so
>>>>you never get hurt no matter how hard you fall down and it's always
>>>>springtime with fluffy bunnies hopping around and cherry blossoms
>>>>wafting in the breeze and nobody ever says anything that anybody
>>>>anywhere doesn't like
>>>
>>>Is this the world you live in on your good-days? What a whining bitch you
>>>have become.
>>
>>BECOME!!! Now you have finally managed to insult me. Become. (shakes
>>head in disbelief) When was I ever NOT.
>>
>>
>>>Like I said, you don't know me. And you are testing my limits
>>>right now. I've had a lot better flames than this from more psychotic
>>>bitches than you. Get with the program, you mentally ill son of a bitch.
>>>Wake up and smell the fucking FROP!
>>
>>You don't even know what 'frop is. Again, the correct spelling is
>>either 'frop or 'frop', since it is an abbreviation. Without the
>>apostrophe it is just a nonsense word. Another simple basic fact you
>>ignorami don't bother to learn.
>>
>>
>>>Just because I tell someone to take his
>>>derisive comments somehwere else, you have to jump in like some prison punk
>>>and defend him by acting like Keanau Reeves did something personal to your
>>>old, worn out asshole! Oh, poor Nenslo He no likey Keanau because Keanau
>>>doesn't get him off enough! Big fucking deal.
>>
>>Looks like I touched a nerve. And... um... oh yeah, seek professional
>>help. And don't quit your day job. Anything else? Oh yeah, PLONK.
>>
>>>>well TOO BAD this IS NOT IT.
>>>>
>>>>SHUT UP.
>>>
>>>Shut me up, you old poof!
>>
>>Shut yourself up and I will.
>>
>>
>>>>If you even KNEW what pink meant you would JUST SHUT UP.
>>>
>>>If you knew what it was you'd stop BEING it. You pink little tuttu wearin'
>>>fairy!
>>
>>"What I DON'T like is when some fuckwad decides to use someone else's
>>sexual preferences to make derisive comments about homosexuals in
>>general. Because it is going to cause people to make generalized
>>comments about anyone they don't like as a race, gender, species or
>>sexual being." - YOU, you insane lying fascist bastard.
>>
>>>>SHUT UP.
>>>
>>>NO.
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Oh I think you are acting PAINK, like those PAINKS that don't have
>>>>SLAIUK,
>>>
>>>What the fuck is wrong with your writing, dude? Are you tryin' to sound
>>>southern? Do you think I'm some hick from the sticks, is that it, you
>>>twisted old fruit? Stop poncing about like Truman Capote, you fuck. And SHUT
>>>UP YOURSELF! Fuckin' dribblin' verbal diarrhea all over this NG!
>>
>>That's just how you sound is all, when you start telling everybody not
>>to be so PAINK because it hurts your widdle feewings. Because you have
>>this idea that pink means "uncool" or "not meeting with your personal
>>approval." But guess what. Go on, guess. Give up? It DOESN'T mean
>>that. If you think it does, not only are you wrong, but stupid. Look,
>>if you are going to try to be a subgenius, just learn the basics. They
>>really aren't hard to remember. Then you won't end up being SO STUPID.
>>
>>
>>>Get a fucking lobotomy, you poor old man! Your fucking time is up.
>>>
>>
>>I've had THREE lobotomies and they all grew back so SHUT UP.
>>
>>I wasn't even going to respond to all this stupid crap you wrote but
>>then I remembered how many people there were counting on me to make lame
>>ass pussy fascist bastards like you seem interesting and amusing so I
>>have gone to a little bit, not much, of effort here. For THEIR sake
>>because I just want to HELP people. Not because I wanted to but because
>>I am a patron of the arts and a gentle generous soul.
>>
>>Seriously, this is all about just taking a few moments to find out what
>>the church terminology actually means and says and how it is actually
>>spelled, not appropriating it to mean something STUPID and lame like you did.
>>
>>Simply put, pink isn't just a blanket term for anything you don't happen
>>to care for or that you think is not cool enough. Slacker isn't even
>>church terminology. Bob is not "Bob." These aren't things I just made
>>up. If you are genuinely interested in the Church of the SubGenius,
>>just take a little time to learn these basic facts. I will correct you
>>if you don't and then you will get all "oh foo foopty doo" flapping your
>>hands around and acting like you are terribly put upon and the world is
>>so unfair. Fortunately , others who read this are not of such
>>adamantine cranial composition as you, and THEY will learn something
>>even if you can't. So SHUT UP. I mean it.
>
>
>
> Princess Wei will verify that she came up here because she was WORRIED
> by the noises of my uncontrollable and VERY LOUD laughing. When she
> caught on that I was reading Nensletics she became worried that she'd
> have to wipe up after me peeing myself. She is now jealous of Nenslo as
> a sexual rival. Rightfully so. This is so funny I want to fuck him in a
> very loving way.
>
> It is rare that I almost go blind from laughing but this is one of
> those times.
>
> I have nothing against Archimandrite Pudlevitcz; I think he's probably
> a fine person, just a little wet behind the ears alt.slack-wise. I
> remember back before my shell hardened up good.
>
> "This Bob person of yours may or may not be a fag, I don't know. But J.
> R. "Bob" Dobbs is a fag ass kicking queer bashing manly man, and being
> queer bashed by "Bob" for one second is better than being promoted to
> being THE God forever." -- The Fag Nenslo
>
> "I've had THREE lobotomies and they all grew back so SHUT UP." Man I'm
> dyin
>
> "Everybody on this newsgroup LOVES me. Being an asshole is EXACTLY
> what makes me a SubGenius, a Gay spokesperson, and a movie critic." --
> Wei's New Rival for Stang's Attention
>
> "Yes, I have no rational motive. I just make up crazy shit for fun,
> just to get folks like you to put on a show for me. I call it
> freaking out the normals." -- The Greatest and Meanest Cartoonist
>
> *****
>
> Wei here: Stang was going to write much more on this post, which he
> keeps saying must be his most favorite ever, but he laughed so hard, he
> literally shook himself off his chair onto the floor, whereupon I
> helped him up, wiped him off, and took over.
>
> "He can paint using the anger of others as a brush." -- Stang just now
>