I Really Admire Your Tits
Correspondent:: KRONOS
Date: 28 Feb 2005 21:02:35 -0500
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Please stop the non-sequitur postings
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:51:44 GMT
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KRONOS wrote:
> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
The fire department has something to do with it.
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Correspondent:: Vlad
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:01:18 -0500
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Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> KRONOS wrote:
>
>> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>
> The fire department has something to do with it.
>
Without a song,
The sun would never rise...
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:30:07 -0800
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:51:44 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
wrote:
>KRONOS wrote:
>
>> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>
>The fire department has something to do with it.
117
Zeq; a chain, a flaming arrow. For some kinds of class data, this
approach works fine, but for others, it doesn't. Suppose we create a
Warg subclass of Critter. If we want to keep our populations
separate, Warg can't inherit Critter's population method, And that's
how it was in swinging London. You are about to be transported to
another age, And in the end you wind up dyin' all alone on some
dusty street. For what? For a tin star. It's all for nothin', Will.
Afterwards, when other lesser kings supplanted Kublai, one of them
decided that his particular dragon should have five toes and that the
dragons of other kings might have three toes, four toes, or even six
or seven toes, but not five.
All in black, drowned in thought, the mage walked slowly to the
triangle, waving away the murmur of applause. Raising his hands, the
left pointing straight up, the right pointing straight down, he
intoned somberly: "Let there be darkness." Straw, stubble, chaff.
Cucumber. Go to Siloam and wash. Then I went and washed and received
my sight. They said to him "Where is he?" He said "I do not know".
En arche en ho logos.
Cherubino tries to kiss Susanna and has no idea that it is the
Countess. After a hefty slap in the face, he recognises his blunder.
Burnham lived only forty-seven more days. As he and his family
travelled through Heidelberg, he slipped into a coma, the result
apparently of a combined assault of diabetes, colitis, and his foot
infection, all worsened by a bout of food poisoning.
" 'He could look at himself in a mirror and tell himself that he was
one of the most powerful and dangerous men in the world,' " Swango's
notebook read. " 'He could feel that he was a god in disguise.' "
Igor: Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.
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"The Shrink asks me what the American flag means to me.
I tell him, "soak it in heroin Doc, and I'll suck it."
The shrink tells me I have a bad attitude. Tells
me to get right with Jesus.
Then with tears running down their fink faces, the Do-rights
as one man bellow out the Star Spangled banner."
- William S. Burroughs
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 04:46:43 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:51:44 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
> wrote:
>
>
>>KRONOS wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>>
>>The fire department has something to do with it.
>
>
> 117
>
> Zeq; a chain, a flaming arrow. For some kinds of class data, this
> approach works fine, but for others, it doesn't. Suppose we create a
> Warg subclass of Critter. If we want to keep our populations
> separate, Warg can't inherit Critter's population method, And that's
> how it was in swinging London. You are about to be transported to
> another age, And in the end you wind up dyin' all alone on some
> dusty street. For what? For a tin star. It's all for nothin', Will.
>
> Afterwards, when other lesser kings supplanted Kublai, one of them
> decided that his particular dragon should have five toes and that the
> dragons of other kings might have three toes, four toes, or even six
> or seven toes, but not five.
>
> All in black, drowned in thought, the mage walked slowly to the
> triangle, waving away the murmur of applause. Raising his hands, the
> left pointing straight up, the right pointing straight down, he
> intoned somberly: "Let there be darkness." Straw, stubble, chaff.
> Cucumber. Go to Siloam and wash. Then I went and washed and received
> my sight. They said to him "Where is he?" He said "I do not know".
> En arche en ho logos.
>
> Cherubino tries to kiss Susanna and has no idea that it is the
> Countess. After a hefty slap in the face, he recognises his blunder.
> Burnham lived only forty-seven more days. As he and his family
> travelled through Heidelberg, he slipped into a coma, the result
> apparently of a combined assault of diabetes, colitis, and his foot
> infection, all worsened by a bout of food poisoning.
>
> " 'He could look at himself in a mirror and tell himself that he was
> one of the most powerful and dangerous men in the world,' " Swango's
> notebook read. " 'He could feel that he was a god in disguise.' "
> Igor: Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.
*vroom*
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Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 00:11:25 -0500
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I'm just going to sit here and admire my own tits, thank you.
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:15:03 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> I'm just going to sit here and admire my own tits, thank you.
Aw, give us a peek. Maybe it will clear the air a bit. Is Stang telling
us true when he says they are perky ones?
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I like to gouge wattled matrons with sporks
I do not have a psychiatrist
and I do not want one,
for the simple reason
that if he listened to me long enough,
he might become disturbed.
~ "Carpe Noctem, If You Can",
Credos and Curios
My father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
~ Spike Milligan
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 22:27:17 -0800
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:15:03 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>> I'm just going to sit here and admire my own tits, thank you.
>
> Aw, give us a peek. Maybe it will clear the air a bit. Is Stang telling
>us true when he says they are perky ones?
I've seen them. GREEN BANANAS. You wouldn't believe it.
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And to be honest, I'm sick of getting these 14 year old Chaotes
telling me "I accidentally used the sign of Kosh to invoke the seal of
the Worm that Gnaws and now my dog Sparky is dead and I need to know
how to send the Worm that Gnaws back into the great abyss!"
Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:29:04 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>> I'm just going to sit here and admire my own tits, thank you.
>
> Aw, give us a peek. Maybe it will clear the air a bit. Is Stang telling
>us true when he says they are perky ones?
>
>--
Clear the air? Yeah, what is that stuff floating around, anyway!?!?
It looks sorta like pea soup with Hieronymous Bosch critters floating in it!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005 11:42:27 -0700
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> Aw, give us a peek. Maybe it will clear the air a bit. Is Stang telling
> us true when he says they are perky ones?
WARNING: No longer a non-sequitor.
A.P.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:00:34 -0800
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:30:07 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:51:44 GMT, Unclaimed Mysteries
> wrote:
>
>>KRONOS wrote:
>>
>>> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>>
>>The fire department has something to do with it.
>
>117
>
>Zeq; a chain, a flaming arrow. For some kinds of class data, this
>approach works fine, but for others, it doesn't. Suppose we create a
>Warg subclass of Critter. If we want to keep our populations
>separate, Warg can't inherit Critter's population method, And that's
>how it was in swinging London. You are about to be transported to
>another age, And in the end you wind up dyin' all alone on some
>dusty street. For what? For a tin star. It's all for nothin', Will.
>
>Afterwards, when other lesser kings supplanted Kublai, one of them
>decided that his particular dragon should have five toes and that the
>dragons of other kings might have three toes, four toes, or even six
>or seven toes, but not five.
>
>All in black, drowned in thought, the mage walked slowly to the
>triangle, waving away the murmur of applause. Raising his hands, the
>left pointing straight up, the right pointing straight down, he
>intoned somberly: "Let there be darkness." Straw, stubble, chaff.
>Cucumber. Go to Siloam and wash. Then I went and washed and received
>my sight. They said to him "Where is he?" He said "I do not know".
>En arche en ho logos.
>
>Cherubino tries to kiss Susanna and has no idea that it is the
>Countess. After a hefty slap in the face, he recognises his blunder.
>Burnham lived only forty-seven more days. As he and his family
>travelled through Heidelberg, he slipped into a coma, the result
>apparently of a combined assault of diabetes, colitis, and his foot
>infection, all worsened by a bout of food poisoning.
>
>" 'He could look at himself in a mirror and tell himself that he was
>one of the most powerful and dangerous men in the world,' " Swango's
>notebook read. " 'He could feel that he was a god in disguise.' "
>Igor: Wait Master, it might be dangerous... you go first.
I vote this post of the month.
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FEED ME MACARONI!
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:12:48 -0700
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> The fire department has something to do with it.
It's the fire brigade, mother...yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, size nine, yes,
yes, yes, yes, Tuesday is RIGHT OUT!
Python.
Correspondent:: Scott Burley
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 10:20:40 GMT
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On 28 Feb 2005, it was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--
except at occasional intervals, when Unclaimed Mysteries said:
> KRONOS wrote:
>
>> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>
> The fire department has something to do with it.
And Buddha, there, silently floating in a toilet.
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 02:46:28 -0500
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On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:02:35 -0500, KRONOS wrote:
> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
I'd like to help, but first I'll need to know the velocity, rate
of acceleration, weight and 3D coordinate direction of these
non-sequitur postings.
Materials and incidental expenses will be included in my bill.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:21:09 -0500
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In article , Artemia
Salina wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:02:35 -0500, KRONOS wrote:
>
> > Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>
> I'd like to help, but first I'll need to know the velocity, rate
> of acceleration, weight and 3D coordinate direction of these
> non-sequitur postings.
>
> Materials and incidental expenses will be included in my bill.
The title got me to start reading the thread but I skipped to the end
soon after starting.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 1 Mar 2005 07:43:40 -0800
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The title got me to start reading the thread but I skipped to the end
soon after starting.
I'm still waiting for the tits!
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 13:27:57 -0500
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On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:21:09 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> The title got me to start reading the thread but I skipped to the end
> soon after starting.
Which end?
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 01 Mar 2005 14:25:20 -0500
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In article , Artemia
Salina wrote:
> On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:21:09 -0500, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
>
> > The title got me to start reading the thread but I skipped to the end
> > soon after starting.
>
> Which end?
First one I got to, but since then it's changed.
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Correspondent:: KRONOS
Date: 01 Mar 2005 20:18:30 -0500
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On 1 Mar 2005, y2k@sheayright.com wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Feb 2005 21:02:35 -0500, KRONOS wrote:
>
>> Please stop the non-sequitur postings
>
> I'd like to help, but first I'll need to know the velocity, rate
> of acceleration, weight and 3D coordinate direction of these
> non-sequitur postings.
>
> Materials and incidental expenses will be included in my bill.
Very clever-but it's still turtles all the way down