Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:52:55 GMT
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1) 60 mins of non-stop of that computerised voice saying "BoB"
2) Stang conversion to Christainity or even better scientology after
confessing all sins ( if that can fit in 60mins)
3) Government finally catches on and a 60min standoff takes place ending in
mass bloodshed
4) non-stop PR News
5) Lonesome cowboy dave sings that Santas coming to the middle east song
*freaky*
6) 6000 people barrage the studio asking for triple there money back
7) 60 min heart-warming plea for cash
8) live cult de-programing
9) Stang doing that Err ooyay thing for 60 mins
10) 60mins of popular music!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 21 Feb 2005 13:43:24 -0800
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11) Live execution of Pinks
12) 1-800 phone sex for neck stump fucking
13) live cult re-programing
14) 60 minutes of textured paint!
15) Stang converting Pat Robertson to Islam live!
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:25:45 GMT
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Chain Smerker wrote:
> 3) Government finally catches on and a 60min standoff takes place ending in
> mass bloodshed
Interesting -- could be played like the seige of General Jack D Ripper's
office in Dr. Strangelove...
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Correspondent:: "paco" Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:53:36 -0500
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1) interviews with the animated corpses of Joeseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard
2) Live sex
3) Live suicides by members of the mytars brigades
3) Live to tape with "Bob" and Connie from "Bob"s ski chalet.
3) Tsunami relief special
3) Yeti relief special
$) How to Earn Big Time $$$ Using Mail Fraud and Time Control
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 21 Feb 2005 21:12:05 -0800
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1) 60 mins of non-stop of that computerised voice saying "BoB"
2) Stang conversion to Christainity or even better scientology after
confessing all sins ( if that can fit in 60mins)
3) Government finally catches on and a 60min standoff takes place
ending in
mass bloodshed
4) non-stop PR News
5) Lonesome cowboy dave sings that Santas coming to the middle east
song
*freaky*
6) 6000 people barrage the studio asking for triple there money back
7) 60 min heart-warming plea for cash
8) live cult de-programing
9) Stang doing that Err ooyay thing for 60 mins
10) 60mins of popular music!
All of the above layered over itself played at once, perhaps?
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 05:15:39 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1109049125.745849.109890@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> 1) 60 mins of non-stop of that computerised voice saying "BoB"
> 2) Stang conversion to Christainity or even better scientology after
> confessing all sins ( if that can fit in 60mins)
> 3) Government finally catches on and a 60min standoff takes place
> ending in
> mass bloodshed
> 4) non-stop PR News
> 5) Lonesome cowboy dave sings that Santas coming to the middle east
> song
> *freaky*
> 6) 6000 people barrage the studio asking for triple there money back
> 7) 60 min heart-warming plea for cash
> 8) live cult de-programing
> 9) Stang doing that Err ooyay thing for 60 mins
> 10) 60mins of popular music!
>
> All of the above layered over itself played at once, perhaps?
>
Now thats a good idea!
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 21 Feb 2005 21:44:36 -0800
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Hopefully, such a sonic marvel will reduce the listener to such an
infantile mongoloid mindset that he will have no choice but to send us
his checkbook, just to make the voices stop.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:17:57 -0600
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:52:55 GMT, "Chain Smerker"
wrote:
>1) 60 mins of non-stop of that computerised voice saying "BoB"
>
>2) Stang conversion to Christainity or even better scientology after
>confessing all sins ( if that can fit in 60mins)
>
>3) Government finally catches on and a 60min standoff takes place ending in
>mass bloodshed
>
>4) non-stop PR News
>
>5) Lonesome cowboy dave sings that Santas coming to the middle east song
>*freaky*
>
>6) 6000 people barrage the studio asking for triple there money back
>
>7) 60 min heart-warming plea for cash
>
>8) live cult de-programing
>
>9) Stang doing that Err ooyay thing for 60 mins
>
>10) 60mins of popular music!
>
>
An hours worth of excommunication liturgy.
Don't forget to name names.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 22:04:31 -0800
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:17:57 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 15:52:55 GMT, "Chain Smerker"
> wrote:
>
>>1) 60 mins of non-stop of that computerised voice saying "BoB"
>>
>>2) Stang conversion to Christainity or even better scientology after
>>confessing all sins ( if that can fit in 60mins)
>>
>>3) Government finally catches on and a 60min standoff takes place ending in
>>mass bloodshed
>>
>>4) non-stop PR News
>>
>>5) Lonesome cowboy dave sings that Santas coming to the middle east song
>>*freaky*
>>
>>6) 6000 people barrage the studio asking for triple there money back
>>
>>7) 60 min heart-warming plea for cash
>>
>>8) live cult de-programing
>>
>>9) Stang doing that Err ooyay thing for 60 mins
>>
>>10) 60mins of popular music!
>>
>>
>An hours worth of excommunication liturgy.
>
>Don't forget to name names.
>
>
>
I've got it! Stang and Dave STRIP NAKED! Right there on public
radio!
It would make international headlines!
--
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Customer Support Specialist
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the mat, to see the five hundred pound, nude female sumo wrestler
descending on her, and she was forced to admit to herself that the
Pope had betrayed her."
Correspondent:: "just john" Date: 22 Feb 2005 06:03:33 -0800
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> I've got it! Stang and Dave STRIP NAKED! Right there on public
> radio!
>
They do that already, don't they?
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:11:21 -0800
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On 22 Feb 2005 06:03:33 -0800, "just john"
wrote:
>
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>
>> I've got it! Stang and Dave STRIP NAKED! Right there on public
>> radio!
>>
>
>They do that already, don't they?
they do? GROSS.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Coroners are not known for their bedside manner.
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 06:27:02 -0500
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Maybe Rev. Stang should make a big hoopla about it being
the 1000th Hour of Slack, and then short change the
listeners by only doing a half hour long show.
Correspondent:: "Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker" Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 11:41:25 GMT
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2005.02.22.11.27.02.420422@sheayright.com...
> Maybe Rev. Stang should make a big hoopla about it being
> the 1000th Hour of Slack, and then short change the
> listeners by only doing a half hour long show.
>
> --
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> 0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
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hehehehehe, or even better after 999 revert back to 000 like those old
Cassette decks
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 12:09:14 +0000 (UTC)
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"HOUR OF SLACK - YEAR ZERO"
Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> news:pan.2005.02.22.11.27.02.420422@sheayright.com...
>
>>Maybe Rev. Stang should make a big hoopla about it being
>>the 1000th Hour of Slack, and then short change the
>>listeners by only doing a half hour long show.
>>
>>--
>>0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
>>0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
>>0:-) Surrounded by Angels (-:0
>>0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
>>
>
>
> hehehehehe, or even better after 999 revert back to 000 like those old
> Cassette decks
>
>
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:30:57 -0500
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In article , Pope Phil
wrote:
> "HOUR OF SLACK - YEAR ZERO"
>
> Holy Duster of Statues Chain Smerker wrote:
> > "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> > news:pan.2005.02.22.11.27.02.420422@sheayright.com...
> >
> >>Maybe Rev. Stang should make a big hoopla about it being
> >>the 1000th Hour of Slack, and then short change the
> >>listeners by only doing a half hour long show.
> >>
> >>--
> >>0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
> >>0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
> >>0:-) Surrounded by Angels (-:0
> >>0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
> >>
> >
> >
> > hehehehehe, or even better after 999 revert back to 000 like those old
> > Cassette decks
> >
> >
Now THAT'S an IDEE! Would save on numbers.
All the other suggestions... been done, there that. Most of those ideas
were done on show #100 which we thought surely must be the last one.
That there done been.
BUT! I had my own idee.
We're coming up on Hour of Slack Number One Thousand, and for that
show I thought we'd do a COMMENTS FROM LISTENERS SPECIAL. Send me typed
or recorded, paper or email, tapes or CDs or MP3, or written, ONE
MINUTE OR LESS, about what you think of Hour of Slack in general. OR
the weirdest thing you ever heard on it. Or a special weird personal
story you have concerning it. Or how you first heard it. What you hate
about it. Whatever interesting thing you can say in a minute. Give your
name at the beginning. A third of a page, which we can read aloud, or a
minute of audio about Hour of Slack that we can play. Email
stang@subgenius.com or use our Cleveland PO Box, 181417 Cleveland Hts
OH 44118, or see subgenius.com. You could even phone it in to our toll
free #, 1-888-669-2323. It does not make good recordings so speak
clearly.
I already said that HoS #000 would be an hour of LeMur HoS intros, but
that could just as easily be show #001
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Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 22 Feb 2005 15:35:07 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote in
news:pan.2005.02.22.11.27.02.420422@sheayright.com:
> Maybe Rev. Stang should make a big hoopla about it being
> the 1000th Hour of Slack, and then short change the
> listeners by only doing a half hour long show.
>
...and playing it twice, back to back to make it SEEM like an hour.
--
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