Is castration with a chainsaw possible ???
Correspondent:: pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper)
Date: 6 Feb 2005 18:05:18 -0800
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Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 6 Feb 2005 18:38:32 -0800
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Dan Simper wrote:
> Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
Neither. Squat in a sink & teabag a garbage disposal.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 04:08:49 GMT
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There's only one way to find out and, eh, do it in COURT, motherfucker.
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But this is an exceedingly great and foolish error;
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or did they just fall out randomly?
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Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 7 Feb 2005 08:38:10 -0800
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Dan Simper wrote:
> Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
Depends on what you plan to do with them afterward. For testicle
puree, probably either would work.
Heck, if you're starting out with two, you can do a side-by-side
comparison and report back to us!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 10:41:29 -0800
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On 6 Feb 2005 18:05:18 -0800, pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper)
wrote:
>Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
Definitely if it's your own testicles. If it's somebody else's it
just depends how fast they can run.
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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 11:48:08 -0800
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Dan Simper wrote:
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> Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
You should use a lawnmower to remove MY balls.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 21:51:12 GMT
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In article <4207C5F7.A592680D@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Dan Simper wrote:
> >
> > Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
>
> You should use a lawnmower to remove MY balls.
The line forms behind ME. I promise to be gentle. Oh no I don't.
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Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:05:58 -0700
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Dan Simper wrote:
> Is castration with a chainsaw possible ???
It is not only possible, it is inevitable!
John Starrett
Correspondent:: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (Troll Hunter)
Date: 13 Feb 2005 01:36:42 -0000
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On 6 Feb 2005, pain_wheels@hotmail.com (Dan Simper) wrote:
>Or should I use a lawnmower to remove my balls?
Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated
newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to
disrupt with off-topic crosspostings.
Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put
yourself on display in his trophy case. Like all trolls, the way to handle
him is to IGNORE him.
Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper.
Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam.
He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of "spare
mind", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber").
This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his
trophies.
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 13 Feb 2005 10:54:39 -0800
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His post here seemed pretty much on-topic.