MY NDE
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 06:55:24 GMT
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On July 4th I went out with some mates to a local club which I usually do on
Friday night, after raving the night away I was still pretty energetic, but
all my freinds had gone home with there girl friends and now since it was
about 6am I thought I better go home and get some sleep.
Leaving the night club I went into the bathroom to freshen up and really
weird guy was in there just watching me, He was just under 170cm tall, about
50 something small build, glasses, greyish hair and a slightly nerdy
appearnce which was odd, as the club was more the place for the so called
"cooler" people hung out.
After doing my thing I washed my hands and noticed this guy just staring at
me smiling, It really started to freak me out so I asked him what the hell
he wanted, he just said "ever try frop before?" and held a bag of what
seemed to be purplish brown marijuana, being young and stupid at the time I
bought the small bag of which I thought was just marijuanna that this idiot
had added food die to pass it off as a new drug.
I got home about 6:30am wanting to calm down so I rolled a joint and smoked
this stuff, the second I lit it up I knew something was wrong, It didnt
smell or taste like normal marijuanna and instead of calming down and going
to sleep I felt euphoric.
I was now a bit concerned as my heart and head was racing, So i for some
reason went into the kitchen and laid down on the floor as I thought the
cold hard floor may bring me back to my senses.
Then all the sudden what I can best describe as a heavy pressure on my upper
torso pushed me down, then my legs were paralysied and my upper body shot up
and started to swing anti-clockwise.
Then all of the sudden it felt like a was pushed out of my body and started
to fly up towards the ceiling, I remember looking at the microwave clock it
now was about 7am, this experiance must have lasted about 10 mins.
As I almost reached the ceiling i felt another pressure pushing me down, but
not back towards my body, but past my body, even down past the unit on the
ground floor and then there was total darkness and what can best be
described as a cool, emotionless, nothingness yet I could now think
rationally and did not feel like I was drugged.
I must have laid there, thougtless, emotionless and feelingless for what
seemed like forever, then A thought appeared in my head, it seemed like it
was my own thought but came from outside me, (if that makes sense), I cant
remember what the thought was but It was something that gave me a jolt and I
suddenly found my self in a green tunnel, which I thought was odd as I could
remember all of those people saying that when you die you go throught a
bright tunnel.
This was a small tunnel with a light green glow, I remember looking at the
walls which at the time for some reason I recognised as my own design, which
also had brown thick lines which seemed to be some form of pipes and in
these pipes were what can only be described as a black light swimming in an
orange fluid.
being somewhat perplexed and somewhat comforted by this I found my self in
what looked like a waiting room and there were these really weird people who
reminded me of that guy in the bathroom, they just looked me up and down and
said calmly something to the effect of "he is there" or "see him".
I then found my self in this room and a middle aged man was sitting on what
looked like a recliner chair, behind a very simple desk with a green and
yellow bird in a bronze cage.
I sat down in the old wooden chair directly opposite this man and he just
looked at me and gave me what seemed to be an emotionless, fake huge grin,
he then started to puff on his pipe and the smoke seemed to turn into weird
animals with 20 or so eyes and these animals started to dance around me.
After this strange, but emotionless experiance he said, "not yet" and
jokingly got out what seemed to be a golf club of all things and hit me, on
my way back I remember feeling for the first time real peace, not just calm
peace, but a sort of all encompasing, but not overbearing peace as I flew
back up to my body, I could also sense on the way up was laughing by this
very strange man
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