Mommy, you stoner, I need to go potty RIGHT NOW! *BLORP*
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:10:24 GMT
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http://tinyurl.com/6vbl8
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - Police on a drug raid burst into a home during a
toddler's birthday party, startling children who were getting ready to
eat their cake when the gun-toting officers crashed the party.
Amid wails from children and a few parents and a phone ringing
incessantly with prospective drug buyers officers arrested a pregnant
woman and accused her of selling marijuana from the house.
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Sauls was arrested on drug charges but was released without bond
because the jail was full, Friend said.
She appealed to the police that she was just selling the marijuana to
pay for diapers and food for her 1-year-old, but police said they had
been gathering evidence for weeks, making undercover purchases from the
home, arresting buyers leaving the home and finding $860 and a pair of
scales in the house.
The 2-year-old birthday girl and Sauls' 1-year-old were turned over to
their grandmother, who was at the party.
"We have plenty of cases of people providing drugs in diaper bags
around children, but at a birthday party? That's unusual," prosecutor
Robert Herzfeld said.
WHOO PIG SOEEEEEEE!!
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HellPope Huey
I mostly just want a better chair
and to not have to hold the chicken
between my knees.
Is that so WRONG??
How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts?
It depraves and corrupts me.
- Malcolm Muggeridge
"You think Christmas falls out of a clear blue sky??
Well it DOESN'T!! It falls out of my holly-jolly BUTT!!"
- "Family Guy"
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 13:42:08 -0500
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On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:10:24 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
> WHOO PIG SOEEEEEEE!!
Other drugs that should undergo militarized prohibition:
Alcohol
Tobacco
Caffeine
Sugar
Nyquil
Morning Glory seeds
Lettuce
Banana peels
Poppy seeds
Oxygen
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 19:07:38 GMT
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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 03:10:24 +0000, HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > WHOO PIG SOEEEEEEE!!
>
> Other drugs that should undergo militarized prohibition:
>
> Alcohol
> Tobacco
> Caffeine
> Sugar
> Nyquil
> Morning Glory seeds
> Lettuce
> Banana peels
> Poppy seeds
> Oxygen
Also Pixie Stix. My art teacher pal in Norfolk said they handed those
out to the kids for some event and about 15 of them went to the nurse's
office with messed-up nostrils because they had tried to SNORT it. Some
kinds of idiocy just make you stop and stare into space, locked in the
grip of "Unh?"
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HellPope Huey
Searching for my inner Bastard
or my name isn't Sphinkler Bumcrot
If we are forced, at every hour,
to watch or listen to horrible events,
this constant stream of ghastly impressions
will deprive even the most delicate among us
of all respect for humanity.
- Cicero
Exit, pursued by a bear.
-William Shakespeare,
Stage direction in "The Winter's Tale"