My daughter's first word...

Correspondent:: "alliekatt"
Date: 5 Feb 2005 22:03:06 -0800

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Hi, I'm back. For a bit.

She's saying "Bob."

Yes, not only was she born at 7:49 AM on July 5, but her first clear
word (other than various vowel toned screeches) is "Bob."

She discovered it one day while in her play saucer; I was reading in
the other room and heard "BOB!" then she liked it so much, she's now
constantly saying "Bob Bob Bob Bob BOB!!!!" and then erupting into
laughter.

Thought y'all would like that.

alliekatt



Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 6 Feb 2005 01:30:01 -0500

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>>she's now
constantly saying "Bob Bob Bob Bob BOB!!!!" and then erupting into
laughter.

Hell, I'm 55 and still doing that!

Heheh...that's cute. She off to a slackful start!

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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 08:35:09 GMT

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"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>>>she's now
>constantly saying "Bob Bob Bob Bob BOB!!!!" and then erupting into
>laughter.
>
>Hell, I'm 55 and still doing that!
>
>Heheh...that's cute. She off to a slackful start!
>
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>

Send-in her $30 before Stang decides to excommunicate her!
(his behavior is becoming increasingly erratic!)






Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 03:33:08 -0500

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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 22:03:06 -0800, alliekatt wrote:


> She's saying "Bob."

That's cute. My first word was "cunt."

Not so cute.

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 06:32:18 -0700

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alliekatt wrote:
>
> Hi, I'm back. For a bit.
>
> She's saying "Bob."
>
> Yes, not only was she born at 7:49 AM on July 5,
> but her first clear word (other than various vowel
> toned screeches) is "Bob."
>
> She discovered it one day while in her play saucer;
> I was reading in the other room and heard "BOB!"
> then she liked it so much, she's now constantly
> saying "Bob Bob Bob Bob BOB!!!!" and then erupting
> into laughter.
>
> Thought y'all would like that.
>

If there is any way possible to record that, it would
be great years from now to let her know that she was
America's youngest radio star (on HOS, that is).

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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 19:26:36 GMT

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> alliekatt wrote:
> >
> > Hi, I'm back. For a bit.
> > She's saying "Bob."

Next, she'll be saying "bearer bonds." Obviously a frighteningly
advanced child. This is where it starts, heeeeeeee......

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it may die in an hour of a single unwise word.
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to come together like that
or did they just fall out randomly?
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Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 6 Feb 2005 11:18:01 -0800

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That's cute. Let me know when she starts spontaneously spouting
Prescriptures. Then we shall know for certain whether or not she is the
chosen one.



Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 6 Feb 2005 12:17:22 -0800

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Hi, I'm back. For a bit.


She's saying "Bob."


Yes, not only was she born at 7:49 AM on July 5, but her first clear
word (other than various vowel toned screeches) is "Bob."


She discovered it one day while in her play saucer; I was reading in
the other room and heard "BOB!" then she liked it so much, she's now
constantly saying "Bob Bob Bob Bob BOB!!!!" and then erupting into
laughter.


Thought y'all would like that.


alliekatt <<

Just wait! In a few years, you can let hew talk to the telemarketers!

They will buying crap off of her!

The Farce is strong with this one.



Correspondent:: "Erb"
Date: 10 Feb 2005 09:57:40 -0800

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Yeah, my son said "Bob" early on. My theory is it's old Yeti genetics.
Our ancestors had 3 significant adults:

"mama"
"dada"
"bob"

- Erb