Nenslo, movie star
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 02:18:47 GMT
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Over the w'eekend, I inadvertantly saw a great film that to my
surprise, starred Nenslo. He played a drunken department store Santa
with a dwarf negro sidekick who helped him run a scam every Xmas where
they robbed the hell out of the stores they worked in. Nenslo drank like
4 fish, cussed like a pirate, pissed himself and scared kids to death.
He also apparently cornholed a few women in the process and was
basically a truly awful, debased creature. I'm not sure it was a comedy;
it might be more of a biography, partly because the dwarf said to him
"Your soul is made of dogshit."
Anyway, it was pretty good and surely made him a good wad of money, so
don't listen to the arrogant pissant when he complains about being
broke. However, take my post with a grain of salt because I am floating
along on a haze of Demerol. I was strolling through the park one day and
my thoughts began to lightly play, I was taken by surprise by a pair of
massive thighs and stayed inside the whole enxt day, which is where the
Demerol came in.
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HellPope Huey
The Overlord of Overload
"How are they getting along?"
"On looks alone, as far as I can tell."
- "Night Court"
If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 06:12:58 +0200
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"HellPope Huey" kirjoitti
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> Over the w'eekend, I inadvertantly saw a great film that to my
> surprise, starred Nenslo. He played a drunken department store Santa
> with a dwarf negro sidekick who helped him run a scam every Xmas where
> they robbed the hell out of the stores they worked in. Nenslo drank like
> 4 fish, cussed like a pirate, pissed himself and scared kids to death.
> He also apparently cornholed a few women in the process and was
> basically a truly awful, debased creature. I'm not sure it was a comedy;
> it might be more of a biography, partly because the dwarf said to him
> "Your soul is made of dogshit."
I thought Nenslo was playing the kid's part.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 14:31:05 -0800
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SmellPope Puey wrote:
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> Over the w'eekend, I inadvertantly saw a great film that to my
> surprise, starred Nenslo.
I sat through an entire "Family Guy" for the first time last night, and
now understand the SmellPopian appeal of it. Where normal comedy would
contain humor or a joke of some sort, the writers instead substituted
scatological non-sequiturs. Kind of like that movie The Firemen's Ball
where instead of humor they inserted embarrassment or humiliation.
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Feb 2005 18:16:20 -0800
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Yeah, Family Guy is what the SImpsons used to be before it got fucking
pink.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:45:40 GMT
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In article <421126A8.69AA337C@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> SmellPope Puey wrote:
> >
> > Over the w'eekend, I inadvertantly saw a great film that to my
> > surprise, starred Nenslo.
>
> I sat through an entire "Family Guy" for the first time last night, and
> now understand the SmellPopian appeal of it. Where normal comedy would
> contain humor or a joke of some sort, the writers instead substituted
> scatological non-sequiturs. Kind of like that movie The Firemen's Ball
> where instead of humor they inserted embarrassment or humiliation.
It may help you to better understand it if you think of me as an avatar
of the jaded, borderline-alcoholic dog, Brian. "I leave more personality
in tightly-coiled piles on the front lawn." See? Its a lot like, well,
alt.slack.
--
HellPope Huey
The Overlord of Overload
"How are they getting along?"
"On looks alone, as far as I can tell."
- "Night Court"
If you're going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill