Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 15:03:30 -0800
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I was listening to a radio preacher at breakfast this morning, the kind
that answers questions sent in by listeners, a local guy I never heard
before, and he was answering a question about Adam and Even and whether
or not they had the "sin nature" in them at their creation or if it was
made by god and put in them or what. He said some things I had never
heard a preacher say bofore and that's both rare and good. He said that
the poison of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
poisoned the DNA of our original parent, Adam. So original sin is
passed down by the male, genetically. NOT the female.
Makes you think. Well it did me.
Makes me think that (this is just pretend now) Adam and Eve were
genetically identical, and both what we would consider genetically
female, but not both PHYSICALLY female. The fruit of the tree of the
knowledge of good and evil created the male gene. I have an interesting
whole book about how the Christ was created through parthogenesis and
thus was genetically female although physically male - which the author
claims is a common occurrence in some so-called lower animals,
particularly the insects.
I'm just saying IF.
In the earliest versions of Little Red Riding Hood the wolf eats her and
that's it. The end.
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:22:33 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42191740.E3A46C98@yahoox.com...
>I was listening to a radio preacher at breakfast this morning, the kind
> that answers questions sent in by listeners, a local guy I never heard
> before, and he was answering a question about Adam and Even and whether
> or not they had the "sin nature" in them at their creation or if it was
> made by god and put in them or what. He said some things I had never
> heard a preacher say bofore and that's both rare and good. He said that
> the poison of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil
> poisoned the DNA of our original parent, Adam. So original sin is
> passed down by the male, genetically. NOT the female.
>
> Makes you think. Well it did me.
>
> Makes me think that (this is just pretend now) Adam and Eve were
> genetically identical, and both what we would consider genetically
> female, but not both PHYSICALLY female. The fruit of the tree of the
> knowledge of good and evil created the male gene. I have an interesting
> whole book about how the Christ was created through parthogenesis and
> thus was genetically female although physically male - which the author
> claims is a common occurrence in some so-called lower animals,
> particularly the insects.
>
> I'm just saying IF.
>
> In the earliest versions of Little Red Riding Hood the wolf eats her and
> that's it. The end.
Its nice to know that im not the only person with a sick fascination of
Christian Fundamentalists
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:27:54 GMT
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In article <42191740.E3A46C98@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Makes me think that (this is just pretend now) Adam and Eve were
> genetically identical, and both what we would consider genetically
> female, but not both PHYSICALLY female. The fruit of the tree of the
> knowledge of good and evil created the male gene. I have an interesting
> whole book about how the Christ was created through parthogenesis and
> thus was genetically female although physically male - which the author
> claims is a common occurrence in some so-called lower animals,
> particularly the insects.
Sure knocks a lot of the recent outbursts of "You fag!" into a big
cocked hat, doesn't it? You Catholics have really been skirting
disaster, eating the body of Christ all these years.
--
HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian
I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 21 Feb 2005 08:28:18 -0800
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There's nothing faggy about cannibalism, faggot.
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 21 Feb 2005 11:01:43 -0800
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WE ATE DICK LIKE *MEN*! GODDAMMIT! LIKE GODDAMN DICK EATING POETS!
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2005 13:27:32 GMT
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"nenslo" wrote in message
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> some so-called lower animals, particularly the insects.
There are lower things than Nenslo?
--
ArWeScowllingOrFrowning
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 05:29:56 GMT
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In article <8nZVd.3351$C47.392@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>,
"ArWeGod" wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:42191740.E3A46C98@yahoox.com...
> > some so-called lower animals, particularly the insects.
>
> There are lower things than Nenslo?
Oh sure: used car salesmen, 4/5 of Congress, toe cheese, Paris Hilton's
morals, Rick Wakeman actually appearing on The 700 Club once, inflatable
women who pop on the third whahoo. Its a right jolly list.
--
HellPope Huey
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
The longer I live,
the larger allowances
I make for human infirmities.
- John Wesley
"If a fully grown adult
in reasonable control of his faculties
wants to plunge a syringe full of lighter fluid
into his urethra and piss fire,
as long as he does it in the privacy
of his own asbestos bathroom,
I will flick the Bic."
- Dennis Miller, "I Rant, Therefore I Am"
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 10:32:09 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Grinningbastard-E21998.23310806032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <8nZVd.3351$C47.392@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>,
> "ArWeGod" wrote:
> > "nenslo" wrote in message
> > news:42191740.E3A46C98@yahoox.com...
>
> > > some so-called lower animals, particularly the insects.
> >
> > There are lower things than Nenslo?
>
> Oh sure: used car salesmen, 4/5 of Congress, toe cheese, Paris
Hilton's
> morals, Rick Wakeman actually appearing on The 700 Club once,
inflatable
> women who pop on the third whahoo. Its a right jolly list.
OMG! Were you following me around last Saturday Night?!!
If you have video, pleeeze send me a copy - I really need to figure out
why my ass hurts and where that $300 dollars disappeared to...