No One Is Lucky Enough To Be As Fucked Up as J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 13:08:17 -0500
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Funny, the phrases that'll pop up in an otherwise prosaic dinner
conversation.
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The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 20:24:50 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:190220051308179659%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Funny, the phrases that'll pop up in an otherwise prosaic dinner
> conversation.
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Well like ive always said, Id rather follow a religious leader who is a
fuckup and proud of it then one who thinks hes the universes lil bitch love
child, and besides that WTF is with "prosaic" I had to run to my Maureen's
trailor to look at here theosoreass
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 21 Feb 2005 17:53:21 GMT
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"Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:mgNRd.167459$K7.54341@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:190220051308179659%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>> Funny, the phrases that'll pop up in an otherwise prosaic dinner
>> conversation.
>>
>> --
>> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
>> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
>> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
>> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
>> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
>> SubGenius
>> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
>
> Well like ive always said, Id rather follow a religious leader who is a
> fuckup and proud of it then one who thinks hes the universes lil bitch
> love child, and besides that WTF is with "prosaic" I had to run to my
> Maureen's trailor to look at here theosoreass
>
>
Yew gotta watch out for them theosaususes. They'll say prayer in your
garden just before they tear up yer tomato plants.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 9 Mar 2005 13:46:18 -0800
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Well like ive always said, Id rather follow a religious leader who is a
fuckup and proud of it then one who thinks hes the universes lil bitch
love
child, and besides that WTF is with "prosaic" I had to run to my
Maureen's
trailor to look at here theosoreass
I'd rather follow a Religious leader who......What was the question
again?
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 14:19:51 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
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> Well like ive always said, Id rather follow a religious leader who is
a
>
> fuckup and proud of it then one who thinks hes the universes lil bitch
> love
> child, and besides that WTF is with "prosaic" I had to run to my
> Maureen's
> trailor to look at here theosoreass
>
> I'd rather follow a Religious leader who......What was the question
> again?
Yes it was. Thank you for your input. Our best people are working on it.
You will hear back from us when your situation has been resolved. Please
make sure you are dues ore up to dates.
--
ArWeHelping
Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 19 Feb 2005 17:01:32 -0800
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<<<<
conversation>>>>>>
I hope "Bob" left you guys at least some
food to eat!!
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 20 Feb 2005 15:19:40 -0800
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The last time "Bob" popped up at MY dinner table he managed to ruin
Thanksgiving by brutally sodomizing the turkey.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:35:05 GMT
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In article <1108941580.585238.271800@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:
> The last time "Bob" popped up at MY dinner table he managed to ruin
> Thanksgiving by brutally sodomizing the turkey.
If you did not videotape it, you missed a plum chance to split the take
with Stang and sell copies. Hell, I'd pay $5 for just the AUDIO. Its not
widely known, but Dobbs has a beautiful soprano singing voice, so when
he is in the throes of passion, he makes some sounds so staggering, all
you have to do is play them at a sufficient volume to drive away
roaches, mosquitoes, missionaries and free-range black children. What a
pity, that lost opportunity.
Um, how was the turkey after he "seasoned" it?
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HellPope Huey
Lassie was a lesbian
I know I'm ugly.
The dog closes his eyes
when he humps my leg.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Magnetism is one of
the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe,
with the other five being
Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control
and The Force That Pulls Dogs
Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
~Dave Barry
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 20 Feb 2005 19:00:26 -0800
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Funny you should mention that, it turns out, lucky man that Dobbs is,
that at that EXACT moment in time, the molecules in "Bob"'s testicles
had shifted and mutated in such a fashion that his man chowder's
chemical composition became exactly the same as that of a delicious
garlic and herb marinade. Nobody wanted to touch it after that, but I
ate it, and I'm not ashamed. I drove him with a tummy full of Dobbs
spew and found $50 under one of the floormats of my car, which I
promptly spent on liquor, cards and cheap women. PRAIZE "BOB".
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 20 Feb 2005 19:45:57 -0800
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THAT'S WHO'S CUMING TO DINNER NAKED, MOTHER FUCKER!
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 12:38:03 GMT
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"Paul Casino" wrote in message
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> THAT'S WHO'S CUMING TO DINNER NAKED, MOTHER FUCKER!
I thought it was a Naked Lunch...!
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ArWePeckish
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 21 Feb 2005 17:56:29 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:190220051308179659%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
> Funny, the phrases that'll pop up in an otherwise prosaic dinner
> conversation.
>
Yeah, that's "Bob" for ya. Invite him to a pot luck and all he'll bring are
leftovers from Xistmas 2003 and a fruitcake from the Jurrasic era.
--
12th Epochalyptic FisTempleDungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual
Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey