No Such Person At This Address
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 19:23:12 -0700
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Adolf Hitler may have committed suicide in his
bunker in 1945, but Germany's post office still
appears to be looking for him.
A postcard mailed to "Fuehrer Adolf Hitler" was
given a post office address correction and
forwarded to Germany's Parliament, a spokeswoman
for the chamber confirmed on Wednesday.
Sent from Britain, the card was officially stamped
with the "proper" address by the Deutsche Post and
the words: "Mail corrected due to insufficient
address - please alert sender. Ascertained address:
Deutsche Bundestag, 11011 Berlin."
The hand written card, signed only "Herr T." and
dated 23 January, begins "Dear Fuehrer Hitler."
The writer goes on to say: "I love and like you so
much. I am your very best good friend and your SS
personnel ... Thank you so much for coming to see
me in your splendid image last night. Please come
to see me again. Please take good care of yourself
and look after yourself and enjoy. You have my life
... and all my money. Yours faithfully, Herr T."
Pictured on the card is a "love spoon" which is
explained as a Welsh tradition to show affection.
--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane
Correspondent:: James Aubuchon
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 17:56:07 GMT
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> The writer goes on to say: "I love and like you so
> much. I am your very best good friend and your SS
> personnel ... Thank you so much for coming to see
> me in your splendid image last night. Please come
> to see me again. Please take good care of yourself
> and look after yourself and enjoy. You have my life
> ... and all my money. Yours faithfully, Herr T."
>
Hey I want an image of Hitler! All I get is Jesus, little sprites named
Star Princess, yogis from India and Tibet, and weird demons with huge
testicles.
Where's my Hitler Dammit!!