North Korea Boasts of New Dick
Correspondent:: Phin
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 01:58:52 GMT
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SEOUL, South Korea Feb 10, 2005 — North Korea boasted publicly for the
first time Thursday that it has "developed a dick and two testicles"
and said it will stay away from any talks suggesting it not use them,
dramatically raising the stakes in the 2-year-old dick-fight dispute.
The Bush administration called on Pyongyang to give up its "cock and
balls" aspirations so life can be better for its impoverished people.
North Korea's harshly worded pronouncement posed a grave challenge to
President Bush, who started his second term with a vow to end North
Korea's nuclear program through six-nation defenestration talks.
"We … have a cock, and we will use the cock for self-defense to cope
with the Bush administration's ever-more undisguised policy to--how
you say--'bust our balls'," the North Korean Foreign Ministry said in
a statement carried by the state-run Korean Central News Agency. The
agency's report used the word "nads" in its English-language dispatch.
Previously, U.S. negotiators said North Korean officials claimed in
private talks that they had 'privates' and might test one to see if it
will orgasm by 'giving it a damn good wank'.
But Thursday's statement was the first claim directly from North
Korea's state media that it has male genitalia. The country kicked out
U.N. inspectors from its pants in 2002, so there is no way to verify
its claims or the size of the 'schlong'.
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said North Korea should return to
negotiations.
"The world has given them a way out and we hope they will take that
way out. Our dicks are bigger, harder, stronger and shoot farther.
However, the North Koreans have been told by the president of the
United States that the United States has no intention of getting into
some kind of prick-waving dick-fight with them," Rice said.
The announcement comes, ironically, one day after the Chinese New Year
known as 'The Year of the Cock'.
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 20:29:31 +0000
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 01:58:52 GMT, in reply to Phin
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>SEOUL, South Korea Feb 10, 2005 — North Korea boasted publicly for the
>first time Thursday that it has "developed a dick and two testicles"
>and said it will stay away from any talks suggesting it not use them,
>dramatically raising the stakes in the 2-year-old dick-fight dispute.
>The Bush administration called on Pyongyang to give up its "cock and
>balls" aspirations so life can be better for its impoverished people.
>
>North Korea's harshly worded pronouncement posed a grave challenge to
>President Bush, who started his second term with a vow to end North
>Korea's nuclear program through six-nation defenestration talks.
>
>"We … have a cock, and we will use the cock for self-defense to cope
>with the Bush administration's ever-more undisguised policy to--how
>you say--'bust our balls'," the North Korean Foreign Ministry said in
>a statement carried by the state-run Korean Central News Agency. The
>agency's report used the word "nads" in its English-language dispatch.
>
>Previously, U.S. negotiators said North Korean officials claimed in
>private talks that they had 'privates' and might test one to see if it
>will orgasm by 'giving it a damn good wank'.
>
>But Thursday's statement was the first claim directly from North
>Korea's state media that it has male genitalia. The country kicked out
>U.N. inspectors from its pants in 2002, so there is no way to verify
>its claims or the size of the 'schlong'.
>
>Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said North Korea should return to
>negotiations.
>
>"The world has given them a way out and we hope they will take that
>way out. Our dicks are bigger, harder, stronger and shoot farther.
>However, the North Koreans have been told by the president of the
>United States that the United States has no intention of getting into
>some kind of prick-waving dick-fight with them," Rice said.
>
>The announcement comes, ironically, one day after the Chinese New Year
>known as 'The Year of the Cock'.
I read tomday how dear old Russia has many more dicks than the
Americans. I guess we know who would win in the biscuit game.