Numerological Significance of 1000 Ideas for HOS 1000
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 10:15:58 -0500
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I did a little poking around for numerological kook websites
hoping to find some significance in the number 1000. No joy.
Apparently the kooks don't see 1000 as having any special
meaning.
Given the auspiciousness of the occasion of the 1000th
Hour of Slack, I feel duty-bound to contrive some meaning
for the number 1000 on my own.
Let's see... According to Conspiracy calendars it is now
the year 2005. Subtract from that the year which "Bob"
said the Xists will come, 1998, and we get 7, or 61320
hours. Divide that by 1000 and we get 61.32. Amazingly,
this was Rev. Stang's height, in inches (aka 5' 1 & 1/3"),
at some point during his teen years. This could be
significant. If we could determine exactly when Rev. Stang
was 5' 1 & 1/3" tall we might find that something significant
happened in his life at that time. On the other hand, as we
age we get shorter, and so 5' 1 & 1/3" might suggest some time
in the future, when Rev. Stang again measures that height.
This is much like gaging the seasons, or observing the ebb
and flow of the tides. Perhaps the period between when Rev. Stang
was 5' 1 & 1/3" and will again be that height is significant.
The Not Five Feet One and One Third Inches Years. Maybe it
suggests a rate; inch years, the rate of speed that the
Xist ships are traveling at. We know that Planet X is 61320
light years away from Earth Farm One. This means that the Xist
ships will arrive in 2.28394e+20 years. No, that can't be right.
Scratch that.
Ok. Let's start over. We have 7 and 2005 and 1998 and 1000.
If we add them up we get 5010. What could that mean? Hmmm.
50 and 10 equals 60. Rev. Stang must be in his 70's so 60
doesn't mean anything. But, if we take 60 and multiply it
by 1000 and then by 10 we get 60000, which is pretty close
to 61320, and if we subtract 60000 from 61320, we get 1320.
Kinda looks like military time, doesn't it? 1320 Hours.
Hmmm. Subtracting 1000 Hours from 1320 Hours gives us
320 Hours. One Hour of Slack per week; 320 shows. 320 weeks
is 6.153846154 years. .153846154 years works out to EXACTLY
7 months, 5 days and 7 hours (more or less)!!! So this MUST
MEAN that the REAL X-DAY will be on JULY 5, 2011!!
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Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 22 Feb 2005 15:54:56 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote in
news:pan.2005.02.22.15.15.57.373719@sheayright.com:
> I did a little poking around for numerological kook websites
> hoping to find some significance in the number 1000. No joy.
> Apparently the kooks don't see 1000 as having any special
> meaning.
>
> Given the auspiciousness of the occasion of the 1000th
> Hour of Slack, I feel duty-bound to contrive some meaning
> for the number 1000 on my own.
>
> Let's see... According to Conspiracy calendars it is now
> the year 2005. Subtract from that the year which "Bob"
> said the Xists will come, 1998, and we get 7, or 61320
> hours. Divide that by 1000 and we get 61.32. Amazingly,
> this was Rev. Stang's height, in inches (aka 5' 1 & 1/3"),
> at some point during his teen years. This could be
> significant. If we could determine exactly when Rev. Stang
> was 5' 1 & 1/3" tall we might find that something significant
> happened in his life at that time. On the other hand, as we
> age we get shorter, and so 5' 1 & 1/3" might suggest some time
> in the future, when Rev. Stang again measures that height.
> This is much like gaging the seasons, or observing the ebb
> and flow of the tides. Perhaps the period between when Rev. Stang
> was 5' 1 & 1/3" and will again be that height is significant.
> The Not Five Feet One and One Third Inches Years. Maybe it
> suggests a rate; inch years, the rate of speed that the
> Xist ships are traveling at. We know that Planet X is 61320
> light years away from Earth Farm One. This means that the Xist
> ships will arrive in 2.28394e+20 years. No, that can't be right.
> Scratch that.
>
> Ok. Let's start over. We have 7 and 2005 and 1998 and 1000.
> If we add them up we get 5010. What could that mean? Hmmm.
> 50 and 10 equals 60. Rev. Stang must be in his 70's so 60
> doesn't mean anything. But, if we take 60 and multiply it
> by 1000 and then by 10 we get 60000, which is pretty close
> to 61320, and if we subtract 60000 from 61320, we get 1320.
> Kinda looks like military time, doesn't it? 1320 Hours.
> Hmmm. Subtracting 1000 Hours from 1320 Hours gives us
> 320 Hours. One Hour of Slack per week; 320 shows. 320 weeks
> is 6.153846154 years. .153846154 years works out to EXACTLY
> 7 months, 5 days and 7 hours (more or less)!!! So this MUST
> MEAN that the REAL X-DAY will be on JULY 5, 2011!!
>
>
Stop that. It makes my brain hurt.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 13:54:26 -0500
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In article , Artemia
Salina wrote:
> Rev. Stang must be in his 70's so 60
> doesn't mean anything.
Awww! Pshucks!
You are too kind! You didn't have to say that.
I'll never make the Guiness Book of World Records if you kids keep
flattering me in public like that.
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