Orange rhymes

Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:14:00 GMT

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They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...

Any help?

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Correspondent:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:25:54 GMT

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"ArWeGod" wrote:

>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>
>Any help?
>
>--

Yeah, I thought about that for a while some years ago,
and concluded, So what?

I don't know if the moral is that you shouldn't worry if
you don't rhyme with anything.

It's definitely not as funny as "The Monkeys Have No
Tails in Zamboanga"

Not a whole lot of things rhyme with rutabaga, either.

You could have a "Non-Rhyming Dictionary"
sort of like a table of prime numbers.

**Warning!!! Do not attempt to write pomes with these words!








Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:45:45 -0500

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König Prüße wrote:
> "ArWeGod" wrote:
>
>
>>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>>
>>Any help?
>>
>>--
>
The only word that rhymes with "orange" is "Kentucky"


Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 07:42:59 -0700

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ArWeGod wrote:

> They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>
> Any help?
>

Orange is a borin juice
Grapefruit even more so
Florida is florid, duh!
But nothing rhymes with "torso"

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Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:12:26 +0000 (UTC)

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Baldin Pramer wrote:
> ArWeGod wrote:
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>> They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>>
>> Any help?
>>
>
> Orange is a borin juice
> Grapefruit even more so
> Florida is florid, duh!
> But nothing rhymes with "torso"
>


"more so" ?


Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:09:31 -0500

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"Pope Phil" wrote...
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> Baldin Pramer wrote:
> > ArWeGod wrote:
> >
> >> They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
> >>
> >> Any help?
> >>
> >
> > Orange is a borin juice
> > Grapefruit even more so
> > Florida is florid, duh!
> > But nothing rhymes with "torso"
> >
>
>
> "more so" ?


Samuel Jackson,
One fine day relaxin'
Was enjoying a certain girl's torso.
Said he of his bliss,
While taking a piss,
"I couldn't enjoy it more so.."

Oh, yes, how he loved his whore so.




--
Unsavory!

"What did the traffic light say?"
"KILL ME before I stop again!"







Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:09:46 -0500

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>>But nothing rhymes with "torso"

No truthful phrase is more so!

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 09:49:11 -0700

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ArWeGod wrote:
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> They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>
> Any help?

Other non-noun and not proper names that don't rhyme.

Nothing, orange, pint, month, silver and purple
don't rhyme.

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.




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Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR"
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:50:25 GMT

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In article <421E0587.3DEA@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v7.0
wrote:

> ArWeGod wrote:
> >
> > They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
> >
> > Any help?
>
> Other non-noun and not proper names that don't rhyme.
>
> Nothing, orange, pint, month, silver and purple
> don't rhyme.
>
> There was a young man with an orange,
> Who kept that there orange for a month,
> It didn't turn silver,
> It turned kinda purple,
> And that there was one spoiled orange.

(Piratey Voice:) Ha-Haaaargh the anti limerick !
err.


Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:17:09 -0700

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

> ArWeGod wrote:
>
>>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>>
>>Any help?
>
>
> Other non-noun and not proper names that don't rhyme.
>
> Nothing, orange, pint, month, silver and purple
> don't rhyme.
>
> There was a young man with an orange,
> Who kept that there orange for a month,
> It didn't turn silver,
> It turned kinda purple,
> And that there was one spoiled orange.

Pourin' juice, it's orange juice
Whyn't pour a pint or two?
Grape juice purple, maple syrup'll
Sweeten it like honeydew!

Though silver will vermillion buy,
Ain't money makes the poet cry:
Because what rhymes with nothing,
Isn't "a" thing, it is *the* thing

_____________
John Starrett



Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 19:44:52 +0000

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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:14:00 GMT, in reply to "ArWeGod"
:

>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>
>Any help?

Orange rhymes with orange.


Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 21:18:04 -0700

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IMBJR wrote:

> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:14:00 GMT, in reply to "ArWeGod"
> :
>
>
>>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>>
>>Any help?
>
>
> Orange rhymes with orange.

Orange a gladja figgerdi doubt?


Correspondent:: joecosby@mindspring.com
Date: 24 Feb 2005 19:58:54 -0800

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door hinge.



Correspondent:: "Giles"
Date: 24 Feb 2005 20:40:13 -0800

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ArWeGod wrote:
> They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>
> Any help?
>
> --
> ArWePronounced

Door hinge? (Use Cockney accent)



Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 23:52:45 GMT

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"Giles" wrote in message
news:1109306413.893515.289110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> ArWeGod wrote:
> > They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
> >
> > Any help?
> >
> > --
> > ArWePronounced
>
> Door hinge? (Use Cockney accent)
>

That doesn't tell me how to rhyme "nothing" with "orange" though, does
it?!

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 18:13:49 -0800

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On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 23:52:45 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:

>"Giles" wrote in message
>news:1109306413.893515.289110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> ArWeGod wrote:
>> > They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>> >
>> > Any help?
>> >
>> > --
>> > ArWePronounced
>>
>> Door hinge? (Use Cockney accent)
>>
>
>That doesn't tell me how to rhyme "nothing" with "orange" though, does
>it?!

"nothinge"

you're spelling it wrong.

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>grip that I envy because it seems that they create a space around
>them that is very structured and believable so to speak. And that
>some people seem to have the magick powers at their hands, just
>because they have this... thing. What is that thing that these people
>have, because I would like to have it too.



Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:25:03 GMT

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> On Mon, 07 Mar 2005 23:52:45 GMT, "ArWeGod"
> wrote:
>
> >"Giles" wrote in message
> >news:1109306413.893515.289110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> >> ArWeGod wrote:
> >> > They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
> >> >
> >> > Any help?
> >> >
> >> > --
> >> > ArWePronounced
> >>
> >> Door hinge? (Use Cockney accent)
> >>
> >
> >That doesn't tell me how to rhyme "nothing" with "orange" though,
does
> >it?!
>
> "nothinge"
>
> you're spelling it wrong.

It? I'm spelling 'it' wrong? Are you high?!

You are a cloud of orange
You have knowledge of nothinge

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Correspondent:: Server 13
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 16:19:43 -0600

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ArWeGod wrote:

> "Giles" wrote in message
> news:1109306413.893515.289110@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
>>ArWeGod wrote:
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>>>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>>>
>>>Any help?
>>>
>>>--
>>>ArWePronounced
>>
>>Door hinge? (Use Cockney accent)
>>
>
>
> That doesn't tell me how to rhyme "nothing" with "orange" though, does
> it?!
>

ball gag.



Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 13:48:37 -0500

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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 13:14:00 +0000, ArWeGod wrote:

> They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
>
> Any help?

"Smore binge," a Swedish eating disorder.

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Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 20:02:04 -0800

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Porridge.

(But so many people say "oatmeal" these days, that "porridge" is
practically archaic.)

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C.



Correspondent:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 14:40:17 -0800

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>>>They say "nothing" rhymes with "orange", but I don't get how...
Any help?>>>

Buddy thats because nothing does anymore.
It's a New World now.
We only use the language of "A Corporate
Sin Galaxy." Developing...

Rev. KrustyMadFaker

"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in." -Bela
Lugosi