Overheard on bus
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 22:40:11 -0500
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A: Do you like fish and chips?
B: I like chips, but I fuckin' hate fish. It reminds me too much of women.
....he later discussed how he wants to join the military and do army things.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:38:54 -0700
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
>
> A: Do you like fish and chips?
> B: I like chips, but I fuckin' hate fish.
> It reminds me too much of women.
>
> ....he later discussed how he wants to join
> the military and do army things.
Q: Cream in your coffee?
A: Not lately!
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 04:52:24 GMT
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In article <420AE55E.4CEB@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> >
> > A: Do you like fish and chips?
> > B: I like chips, but I fuckin' hate fish.
> > It reminds me too much of women.
> > ....he later discussed how he wants to join
> > the military and do army things.
>
> Q: Cream in your coffee?
> A: Not lately!
"Well of COURSE I put her head in the freezer! I didn't want it to
SPOIL!"
--
HellPope Huey
Searching for my inner Bastard
or my name isn't Sphinkler Bumcrot
If we are forced, at every hour,
to watch or listen to horrible events,
this constant stream of ghastly impressions
will deprive even the most delicate among us
of all respect for humanity.
- Cicero
Exit, pursued by a bear.
-William Shakespeare,
Stage direction in "The Winter's Tale"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 10:10:46 GMT
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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari" wrote:
>A: Do you like fish and chips?
>B: I like chips, but I fuckin' hate fish. It reminds me too much of women.
>
>....he later discussed how he wants to join the military and do army things.
>
>
Chip are good, and fried fish.
But I can't get enough raw salmon, red tuna, oysters, clams,
And shrimp civiche! 2lbs raw small shrimp cleaned, 2 cups
lime juice, 1/2 cup white vinagre, cilantro, onion, let pickle overnight,
and scoop it up with tostitos.
I've never gone noodling for catfish, but I think I'd like to noodle
some porpoises and seals and sharks. Oh, my!
One time, I noodled an octopus.
I got sucker marks alllllllllllllllll over my body!
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 10 Feb 2005 05:40:34 -0800
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>> One time, I noodled an octopus.
>> I got sucker marks alllllllllllllllll over my body!
And in a none-too-surprising symmetry, the octopus now has sores all
over ITS body.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 14:21:54 GMT
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"just john" wrote:
>>> One time, I noodled an octopus.
>>> I got sucker marks alllllllllllllllll over my body!
>
>And in a none-too-surprising symmetry, the octopus now has sores all
>over ITS body.
>
That's TROOOOO!
How do you account for yore scabby ass?
Curious mimes want to know...
33!
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 10 Feb 2005 07:13:33 -0800
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>> How do you account for yore scabby ass?
TurboTax 2000! (I had to move to it from my old Lotus 1-2-3
spreadsheet when the topology of the data passed 5 dimensions.)