Paging Joe Cosby aka Zapanaz
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 14:57:03 -0600
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your lights are on
you have a phone call
"You are needed in the O.R. Stat"
"Cosby, party of five, Cosby, party of five."
"Joey Cosby, please report to the principal's office."
"Will passenger, Joseph Cosby, awaiting flight 808 to Dobbstown please
return to the ticket agent counter. Thank you."
"Prescription ready for Cosby."
"Good Morning, Mr. Cosby. This is your scheduled wake up call for 7:45
a.m."
"This year's winner of the Nebula award is...(ow, paper cut)
Joe Cosby!"
"We have a lost child in the store office about four years old with
red hair, a red and white striped shirt, jeans and a davy crocket hat.
He says his name is Joey and his parents lost him."
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 9 Feb 2005 13:05:32 -0800
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> "We have a lost child in the store office about four years
> old with red hair, a red and white striped shirt, jeans and a
> davy crocket hat. He says his name is Joey and his parents
> lost him."
Do I hear five dollars? Five dollars? Remember, you get the kid AND
the clothes! Five dollars?
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 16:16:27 -0800
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On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 14:57:03 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>your lights are on
>
>you have a phone call
>
>"You are needed in the O.R. Stat"
>
>"Cosby, party of five, Cosby, party of five."
>
>"Joey Cosby, please report to the principal's office."
>
>"Will passenger, Joseph Cosby, awaiting flight 808 to Dobbstown please
>return to the ticket agent counter. Thank you."
>
>"Prescription ready for Cosby."
>
>"Good Morning, Mr. Cosby. This is your scheduled wake up call for 7:45
>a.m."
>
>"This year's winner of the Nebula award is...(ow, paper cut)
>Joe Cosby!"
>
>"We have a lost child in the store office about four years old with
>red hair, a red and white striped shirt, jeans and a davy crocket hat.
>He says his name is Joey and his parents lost him."
>
>
actually that's kinda my day in a nutshell.
if you imagine each of the above messages coming up in instant
messenger at the same time, you've pretty much got it.
>
>
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows.
-- Steven Wright