Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 16:49:25 -0500
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Girl, Philo's a-comin' n' you better hide.
I returned from Stang Ranch Valley, Texas, last night and first thing
on the answer machine was Dr. Philo Drummond alerting us that he will
be at Brushwood for 8X-Day. "Let them bitches know I'm comin'," were
his exact words.
Dr. Drummond, for any newly-realized SubGenii who have yet to finish
Dobbstown U's SubHistory 101 mail-order graduate course, is the
co-Sub-Founder of the Church under "Bob" and the world's first and only
OverMan First Degree. Among his innumerable contributions to Church
liturgy and ikonics are the Original One True Portrait of "Bob" and the
best recipe for Habafropzipulops cookies. Despite a busy career in
weapons sales, Philo found time to cosubfound numerous now-famous rock
and Wotan bands, from Drs. for Wotan through The Swinging Love Corpses,
The Cups, Goat Family, and Fart Dog Explosion to Acid Corps.
I have started working on recruiting some other spazz bands that
practically nobody has ever heard of, but which I find WORTHY, to
perform along with The Amino Acid Corpses, Combo Gang Bunch, The Stupid
Fucked Up Drunk Teenagers and whoever else. Wait'll you hear "Tom and
Joe" on upcoming Hours of Slack or a.b.s.. These guys are like Captain
Beefheart crossed with Captain and Tenille, that's how great they are.
Rev. Toilet Suck (now a DAD!) sent me their CD and as he thought might
happen, they became SpazzBand ShorDurPerSavs.
Also about 8X-Day -- I've lately procured DivX copies of several old
Our Gang comedy shorts from the 1930s, intending them for my dad, but
when I got to looking at them I realized that those old film comedies
about resourceful poebucker children held bountiful hints for SubGenius
festivals. Their home-made vehicles, uniforms, weapons, club-houses,
radio and stage shows all remind me of the technology level seen at
Brushwood during X-Day Drills, only better. More advanced. I will be
studying the sets and props in these Ancient Semi-Inadvertent Bulldada
shorts for more X-Day Drill ideas, and I suggest others help in this
research.
For example, "Bear Shooters" (1930) is a veritable instruction manual
on low-tech WMDs. In foiling two adult bootleggers' attempts to spoil
their campout, Our Gang utilizes the whole range of weapons available
to poor children camping in the woods:
Limbergher cheese
A Beehive
Skunks
B-B Gun
Old Unsprung Bear Traps
A Lasso
Incidentally, this 1930s Our Gang short (and many others) shows who
really devised both the "Home Alone" and Scooby Doo formulas, although
I suppose it could be argued that evil gringo Hal Roach in turn kyped
the basic gist from the "Trickster" folk tales of so many noble native
peoples' oral traditions, like for instance those of the Navaho and of
the English.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:120220051649257565%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> co-Sub-Founder of the Church under "Bob" and the world's first and only
> OverMan First Degree. Among his innumerable contributions to Church
> liturgy and ikonics are the Original One True Portrait of "Bob" and the
Would his killer then be elevated to OverMan First Degree? Just askinsall...
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 12 Feb 2005 16:15:30 -0800
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Not as elevated in pleasure as one would get beating your LUMPY
GROTESQUE JEW SKULL to a shattered pulp with a baseball bat and then
burying you half-alive in the desert somewhere. And it's all about the
PLEASURE. You know. It truly is.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 22:36:30 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>Girl, Philo's a-comin' n' you better hide.
>
>I returned from Stang Ranch Valley, Texas, last night and first thing
>on the answer machine was Dr. Philo Drummond alerting us that he will
>be at Brushwood for 8X-Day. "Let them bitches know I'm comin'," were
>his exact words.
>
>Dr. Drummond, for any newly-realized SubGenii who have yet to finish
>Dobbstown U's SubHistory 101 mail-order graduate course, is the
>co-Sub-Founder of the Church under "Bob" and the world's first and only
>OverMan First Degree. Among his innumerable contributions to Church
>liturgy and ikonics are the Original One True Portrait of "Bob" and the
>best recipe for Habafropzipulops cookies. Despite a busy career in
>weapons sales, Philo found time to cosubfound numerous now-famous rock
>and Wotan bands, from Drs. for Wotan through The Swinging Love Corpses,
>The Cups, Goat Family, and Fart Dog Explosion to Acid Corps.
>
>I have started working on recruiting some other spazz bands that
>practically nobody has ever heard of, but which I find WORTHY, to
>perform along with The Amino Acid Corpses, Combo Gang Bunch, The Stupid
>Fucked Up Drunk Teenagers and whoever else. Wait'll you hear "Tom and
>Joe" on upcoming Hours of Slack or a.b.s.. These guys are like Captain
>Beefheart crossed with Captain and Tenille, that's how great they are.
>Rev. Toilet Suck (now a DAD!) sent me their CD and as he thought might
>happen, they became SpazzBand ShorDurPerSavs.
>
>Also about 8X-Day -- I've lately procured DivX copies of several old
>Our Gang comedy shorts from the 1930s, intending them for my dad, but
>when I got to looking at them I realized that those old film comedies
>about resourceful poebucker children held bountiful hints for SubGenius
>festivals. Their home-made vehicles, uniforms, weapons, club-houses,
>radio and stage shows all remind me of the technology level seen at
>Brushwood during X-Day Drills, only better. More advanced. I will be
>studying the sets and props in these Ancient Semi-Inadvertent Bulldada
>shorts for more X-Day Drill ideas, and I suggest others help in this
>research.
>
>For example, "Bear Shooters" (1930) is a veritable instruction manual
>on low-tech WMDs. In foiling two adult bootleggers' attempts to spoil
>their campout, Our Gang utilizes the whole range of weapons available
>to poor children camping in the woods:
>
>Limbergher cheese
>A Beehive
>Skunks
>B-B Gun
>Old Unsprung Bear Traps
>A Lasso
>
>Incidentally, this 1930s Our Gang short (and many others) shows who
>really devised both the "Home Alone" and Scooby Doo formulas, although
>I suppose it could be argued that evil gringo Hal Roach in turn kyped
>the basic gist from the "Trickster" folk tales of so many noble native
>peoples' oral traditions, like for instance those of the Navaho and of
>the English.
>
>--
I am crazy about "The Fidgets"
the episode where there are two grifters
who are midgets dressed like lil' kids,
one fat boy and one that looks like an
underage pony jockey of some sort.
Or Irish munchkins from a Mengele
factory experiment gone awry.
The main element of humor is that
the gangbangers are trying to tell
what is going on and it's like Buttwheat
trying to speak English, they fuck it all
up in a humorous fashion. Hilarity ensues.
Correspondent:: "Chain Smerker" Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 01:32:39 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:120220051649257565%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> Girl, Philo's a-comin' n' you better hide.
>
> I returned from Stang Ranch Valley, Texas, last night and first thing
> on the answer machine was Dr. Philo Drummond alerting us that he will
> be at Brushwood for 8X-Day. "Let them bitches know I'm comin'," were
> his exact words.
>
> Dr. Drummond, for any newly-realized SubGenii who have yet to finish
> Dobbstown U's SubHistory 101 mail-order graduate course, is the
> co-Sub-Founder of the Church under "Bob" and the world's first and only
> OverMan First Degree. Among his innumerable contributions to Church
> liturgy and ikonics are the Original One True Portrait of "Bob" and the
> best recipe for Habafropzipulops cookies. Despite a busy career in
> weapons sales, Philo found time to cosubfound numerous now-famous rock
> and Wotan bands, from Drs. for Wotan through The Swinging Love Corpses,
> The Cups, Goat Family, and Fart Dog Explosion to Acid Corps.
>
> I have started working on recruiting some other spazz bands that
> practically nobody has ever heard of, but which I find WORTHY, to
> perform along with The Amino Acid Corpses, Combo Gang Bunch, The Stupid
> Fucked Up Drunk Teenagers and whoever else. Wait'll you hear "Tom and
> Joe" on upcoming Hours of Slack or a.b.s.. These guys are like Captain
> Beefheart crossed with Captain and Tenille, that's how great they are.
> Rev. Toilet Suck (now a DAD!) sent me their CD and as he thought might
> happen, they became SpazzBand ShorDurPerSavs.
>
> Also about 8X-Day -- I've lately procured DivX copies of several old
> Our Gang comedy shorts from the 1930s, intending them for my dad, but
> when I got to looking at them I realized that those old film comedies
> about resourceful poebucker children held bountiful hints for SubGenius
> festivals. Their home-made vehicles, uniforms, weapons, club-houses,
> radio and stage shows all remind me of the technology level seen at
> Brushwood during X-Day Drills, only better. More advanced. I will be
> studying the sets and props in these Ancient Semi-Inadvertent Bulldada
> shorts for more X-Day Drill ideas, and I suggest others help in this
> research.
>
> For example, "Bear Shooters" (1930) is a veritable instruction manual
> on low-tech WMDs. In foiling two adult bootleggers' attempts to spoil
> their campout, Our Gang utilizes the whole range of weapons available
> to poor children camping in the woods:
>
> Limbergher cheese
> A Beehive
> Skunks
> B-B Gun
> Old Unsprung Bear Traps
> A Lasso
>
> Incidentally, this 1930s Our Gang short (and many others) shows who
> really devised both the "Home Alone" and Scooby Doo formulas, although
> I suppose it could be argued that evil gringo Hal Roach in turn kyped
> the basic gist from the "Trickster" folk tales of so many noble native
> peoples' oral traditions, like for instance those of the Navaho and of
> the English.
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
HOw much did he have to pay for the overman title?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:13:38 -0700
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Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> HOw much did he have to pay for the overman title?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
However, rest assured, you do get what you pay for.
For all eternity!
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!
--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 19:09:35 +0000 (UTC)
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Girl, Philo's a-comin' n' you better hide.
>
> I returned from Stang Ranch Valley, Texas, last night and first thing
> on the answer machine was Dr. Philo Drummond alerting us that he will
> be at Brushwood for 8X-Day. "Let them bitches know I'm comin'," were
> his exact words.
>
and he can rest safe in the knowledge that I'll not be there to pop round uninvited and drink his
Martinis
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 15:04:44 -0500
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In article , Pope Phil
wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > Girl, Philo's a-comin' n' you better hide.
> >
> > I returned from Stang Ranch Valley, Texas, last night and first thing
> > on the answer machine was Dr. Philo Drummond alerting us that he will
> > be at Brushwood for 8X-Day. "Let them bitches know I'm comin'," were
> > his exact words.
> >
>
>
> and he can rest safe in the knowledge that I'll not be there to pop round
> uninvited and drink his
> Martinis
Dang.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 15:56:45 +0000 (UTC)
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> In article , Pope Phil
> wrote:
>
>
>>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>>>Girl, Philo's a-comin' n' you better hide.
>>>
>>>I returned from Stang Ranch Valley, Texas, last night and first thing
>>>on the answer machine was Dr. Philo Drummond alerting us that he will
>>>be at Brushwood for 8X-Day. "Let them bitches know I'm comin'," were
>>>his exact words.
>>>
>>
>>
>>and he can rest safe in the knowledge that I'll not be there to pop round
>>uninvited and drink his
>>Martinis
>
>
>
> Dang.
>